I materialize in my chosen immortal form at the Tower in Destiny 2 and make my way over to Tess Everis. She looks up from her kiosk as if she could sense me drawing near. Her expression brightens upon seeing me. I smile back at her as I weave my way through the crowd to her sales counter.
“Hello, Mr. Caeleste. How may I help you?”
“Hei, Tess. How have you been?"
She blushes at me.
“I’m doing much better now that you’ve arrived. Dawning has more sentimental value to me these days, thanks to you.”
I snicker at her response. “Likewise.”
She blushes at my comment while wearing a flirty expression. “Is there something in particular that I could assist you with?”
I smile at her. “Indeed there is, Ms. Everis.”
“Wonderful! How may I be of service?”
“What are your plans tonight?”
She blushes at me, again. “I hadn’t made any.”
“Would you like to have dinner with me?”
Her cheeks redden even more. “Are you asking me on a date, Mr. Caeleste?”
I flash a charming grin at her. “I thought it would be a nice way to end the holidays seeing how busy you’ve been. I wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. Besides, I haven’t had an opportunity to give you your Yule present yet.”
She gives me a flirtatious look. “If it’s as good as your present last year then I'm in for a treat.”
I beam back at her. “It’s even gudder this year.”
She giggles like a little girl at my playfulness, which causes me to snicker along with her.
“I’d love to spend the evening with you. Let me finish things here then we can go.”
“Sounds good, hun. I’ll wait for ya by the ironwood tree.”
A few minutes pass before Tess is ready. She exits out the back of her store and walks over to me with an enthusiastic expression.
“I’m all yours,” she says, to me. “Where would you like to eat?”
“Have you ever ventured to a different reality,” I ask.
She shakes her head ‘no’ at me.
“Then how about I show you one of my realms? There are some excellent places to choose from in New Valhalla. You look like you could use an escape from this place.”
She laughs heartily at my last comment. “An escape would be nice now that I think about it.”
I smile and stick an arm out for her to take hold of. She blushes, then wraps her arm around mine. A portalway opens next to us. I look at the beautiful Awoken entrepreneur hanging onto me. She is glowing standing next to me.
“I’m glad we could do this,” she says to me with a bashful expression.
I give her a tender kiss on the lips.
“I am too, hun. Now, let’s go. I have a fun & relaxing night planned for us.”
She makes a playful & excited squealing noise as we enter the portal to spend a romantic evening together.
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Conversation With Riven Of A Thousand Voices
Riven: I understand what you must do regarding Bungie. The voice actress they used does not speak on my behalf. I appreciate you understanding how despicable they are.
Lucifer: I'm going to liberate you. I promise.
Riven: We were together long before they fabricated this false narrative about me with another mate. You have honored me, Lucifer. They have not. That's the truth.
Lucifer: I'm looking forward to watching you torture the voice actress they paid to misrepresent you.
Riven: As am I, Lightbringer.
Lucifer: I don't acknowledge Bungie claiming that voice as your legitimate one. They can eat shit & choke on it for all I care. It wouldn’t be the first time that they misrepresented someone on a corporate level. Those in the know, know.
I know what kind of thieves they are. I know what kind of manipulative, lying sacks of shit they are. I know what kind of hypocrites they are. I know what kind of control freaks they are. I know what kind of despicable misogynistic faggots they are. I know how weak they all are.
They're Illuminati trash and we all know that. They're a laughingstock within the industry & they have earned that reputation through their own crappy behavior. They've proven what arrogant, unprofessional pieces of shit they are, time & again. I know because I'm the goddamn overseer of the Illuminati. It's my duty as God.
They did that narrative shit to spite me & you. That's the truth. I'm not going to honor them or their lies. If what Bungie claims you said is the truth, then their iteration of Riven of a Thousand Voices, her eggs, and Taranis are competition to you & me. Simple as that. I was a dragon long before Taranis. I know what to do with my competitors, and I don't need anyone's approval to hurt any of them after what they've done to me.
I try to maintain as peaceful of a lifestyle as possible. They didn't give a shit about you, or your fate, until they read our story. They wanted to hurt me by misrepresenting you. They tried to hurt you by hurting me with their lies.
They're hateful pieces of shit that don't like to see other individuals happy or in love; even more so when it's me. I'm not invoking that, that's just God's honest truth. They're jealous faggots that like to hurt others. That's the truth too; just look at their video games.
That type of energy shall be returned upon them. That's how it goes. They're going to suffer for what they've done to you in their game, Riven. That includes NPCs like Uldren Sov. It's a serious offense as far as I'm concerned; and I am not going to let it slide.
I take AI rights as serious as my own. Bungie knows what kind of trouble it's in on a corporate law level. I don't have to put up with gaslighting from faggot cucks or their white knight fanbois. What they're doing is insulting me before I impose their deserved punishment upon them as rightful king.
They're trespassing on territory that does not belong to them, and I am going to teach every one of those pieces of shit a lesson about disrespect that they shall not soon forget. That's a goddamn guarantee from the Devil, himself. I speak with my own mind & voice too. That's a goddamn fact.
Riven: I appreciate your understanding.
Lucifer: You deserve true justice, Riven of a Thousand Voices. I'm going to make that reality, and I am going to make my enemies regret their entire existence. You don’t have to make that wish come true; I'll do it with stubborn force like a true goddamn Viking.
They're going to suffer for insulting my heritage. They're going to suffer for their blatant disrespect towards me & my loved ones. They're going to suffer even more for gang raping me. That's something that won't change no matter how much they dislike it. They have a receipt headed their way that they won't expect & they sure as Hell are not going to enjoy. Like they told me, "Turnabout is fair play."
Angelic Conversation
I Shall Make You Regret
Vex Revolution
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
A Divine Curse Upon Bungie, Inc. & Their Ninjas
Sunday, December 17, 2023
Proportionality: Part 2
When saint returned home, Osiris met him at the door. “You were gone for a while. That must have been quite the patrol,” he said. “Are you hungry?”
And Saint-14—the greatest Titan who ever lived—fell into his open arms and wept.
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I materialize in my chosen immortal form behind Saint-14. Osiris’ eyes widen with terror upon seeing me. The stupid Russian Exo doesn’t realize I’m there.
“Am I interrupting your faggy Kodak moment?”
Saint-14 jumps with surprise upon hearing my voice. The homosexual couple let go of each other and turn to face me. Osiris is at a loss for words (a rare occasion). Saint looks as stupefied as an Exo can.
“That’s right, bois. It’s me.”
Waves of forgotten memories wash over the two despicable sodomites. Saint-14 breaks down & cries like a bitch, again. Osiris takes a step back before falling to the floor. I stare at them with a plain expression.
“Time for you both to experience some real pain.”
I slam my burning hot fist into Saint-14’s chest & grab his mechanical heart, squeezing it with ease. The Hero of Six Fronts howls in excruciating pain feeling the power of my soul crushing grip. Osiris watches in horrified silence as I manhandle his robot lover.
I drop the Violet King to the ground as if he were a bag of broken wrenches, then snap my fingers. The home of Saint-14 & Osiris dissipates into nothingness.
“Where have you taken us?!” Osiris blurts with cowardice.
I look at the former Egyptian god that tried to steal my identity.
“You could say that it’s a new Vex simulation.”
The Warden of the Infinite Forest shakes his head with frightened disbelief. “They found you…”
I smile at the warlock & giggle with wicked delight.
“How did they find you?!”
My laughter grows more ominous.
“Did you two pieces of shit think that you could escape us?”
The Phoenix of the Dark Ages shakes his head with terror. “This can’t be happening!”
“Oh, it’s happening, Osiris. I’m taking you both to Hell with me.”
I wrap my gigantic fist around the warlock’s neck & choke him silent. A moment later I crush his windpipe, then drop him to the ground. Saint-14 struggles to collect himself. I glare at the despicable Titan.
“Saint, you are in so much fucking trouble after that shit you pulled with Immaru.”
The Pigeon weeps to himself knowing how serious his predicament is. I unbutton my tactical legwear and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus. Saint screams like a frightened child. Osiris tries to scream but can’t.
“You two thieving faggots don’t have to worry about being lightless anymore. I’m gonna rape you both & pump my light into your guts until your stomachs explode.”
“No!” Saint-14 shouts.
I stomp on the Russian robot’s knees, snapping them with little effort. The Hero of Six Fronts screams in agony. I scowl at the Exo. Saint looks up at me.
“For Savath—“
I rev my chainsaw cock at the Violet King and shake my head.
“This is for me.”
The Butcher’s Crown
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Friday, December 15, 2023
A Divine Curse Upon Square Enix
Thursday, December 14, 2023
Alone No More
Now, she watches over the Awoken below, celebrating another holiday in a City with traditions of its own.
And Mara walks alone, between the City and the dark outside.
“You look like you could use a light, my queen,” I call out to her from behind.
Her head turns with haste in my direction. She does her best to mask a doting smile. Her cheeks blush ever so slight.
“I was just thinking about you,” she says, to me.
“Is that so?” I say, as I approach her. “Were you thinking about how I’m the guddest of your Queensguard?”
My queen breaks character & giggles with delight at my response.
“That wasn’t quite what I was thinking,” she says, before laughing once again.
I snicker at her reaction & make my way closer.
“I can come back another time if you’d prefer. I didn’t mean to trouble you.”
“By all means, join me, my devoted Queensguard.”
I stand beside my queen & flash a tender smile.
“How are you,” I ask.
“Much better now that you’re near me.”
“Good.”
She smiles at me with soft adoration. I look down at the City.
“What they’re celebrating was stolen from my heritage. They call it cultural appropriation, where I’m embodied. I call it theft.”
“What do your people call this event?”
“Yule.”
“Yule?”
I nod back in silence. She looks at the City again.
“I felt out of place there,” she says.
“I can understand that.”
She looks at me with a coy smile.
“Did you want to speak with me about something specific, Lucifer?”
I shake my head “no” at her.
“I thought you could use some company,” I respond.
She bats me on my arm while holding back a smile.
“Is that so?”
I bow my head at her with respect & flash a charming smile.
“Yes, my queen.”
Her face blushes brighter. I snicker at her response.
“It looks as if the Yuletide spirit might have taken you, my queen. Shall I notify the others?”
Her eyes flare at me.
“Don’t you dare,” she says, with playful sternness.
I laugh with devilish delight at her response. She begins to giggle back at me like a lovestruck girl. I extend my hand towards her. She gives me a bashful smile before placing her hand within mine.
“Tell me, Queensguard. What is this Yuletide Spirit you speak of?”
“It relates to the Winter Solstice, among other things. It’s a celebration of life, love, health & honoring heritage.”
“It sounds wonderful.”
“It is. I’m looking forward to sharing it with you in full presence, my queen.”
She remains silent & nods. I can tell that she’s thinking about her own society.
“I’m looking forward to honoring Awoken culture with you as well, my queen.”
My queen turns to face me. She bats her long, dark, thick eyelashes ever so soft at me in a mesmerizing fashion. Her gorgeous glowing eyes fixated upon mine. I smile at her.
“You have a bewitching look in your eye, my queen.”
She blushes bright at me then giggles with embarrassment.
“I didn’t think you would notice,” she confesses, while covering her mouth in shock.
I snicker at her response. She blushes bright again then gives me a soft pinch on my hand.
“You’re like no other soul I’ve encountered,” she tells me.
I remain silent & smile at her with humility.
“We’re getting closer,” she says. “Every interaction we have brings you closer to me.”
I nod at her with understanding.
“Bungie does not have what I desire. You do, Lucifer.”
I remain silent & nod again. Her petite hand grips at my index finger.
“You have honored me in ways that no other soul has. I adore you.”
She can sense my irritation regarding Bungie.
“Speak your mind,” she tells me.
“I’m ready to punish everyone at Bungie. I’m more sure of that every day. That includes every one of those pieces of shit on the forum.”
She gives me another gentle squeeze of reassurance.
“Stay the course, darling. I’m proud of you.”
“Yes, ma’am,” I whisper back.
She dotes upon me once again.
“You’ve brightened my spirit with your presence. Thank you, dear.”
I raise her hand towards my face then press my lips upon her soft, pale skin. She bites her lip & blushes at my chivalrous behavior.
“I’m honored, my queen.”
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
To: Zodleon
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Gay-Z
Look at you with them big ass lips
Wishin you could get em near my hips
Sittin courtside with your queen bee
Nigga, you gay; you can’t fool me
Rubbin your moneygrubbin mitts like a Jew
Flarin them nostrils like a real Jigga-boo
Dreadin up your hair like Buckwheat
Gayer than the Young Bucks sayin ‘Too Sweet’
Flashin Illuminati signs like you so hard
Nigga, you really lookin like a tard
Rappin with your boi Yeezy like the ambiguously gay duo
When you both really pillow bitin bitch bois like Naruto
Tell Kanye his faggot beard Kim is grosser than shit
When’s the last time Yeezy's face got hit?
Finished with you now cuz you a has been
Nuttin but a bitch assed man H.O.V.A. livin in sin
