Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Judy)

Judy: Talk to me, candyman.

Lucifer: What do you want me to say?

Judy: Anything.

Lucifer: Anything.

Judy: (snickering) Gonna be a wiseass with me, huh?

Lucifer: (mischievous laughter)

Judy: (beaming) I got you laughing in no time flat.

Lucifer: How have you been, hun?

Judy: I’m doing better than you are, not like that takes much.

Lucifer: (chortle) Tell me about it.

Judy: We haven’t spoken in a while so I figured it would be nice for us to have a little 1 on 1.

Lucifer: I hear ya.

Judy: You breathing better now?

Lucifer: I am. Was that your doing?

Judy: I might have had a hand in it. I’ll delegate the nose picking to you.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I can’t help it sometimes. I get these shnoogies that annoy my nose hair & there’s no other way to get rid of them.

Judy: (laughter) It’s always fun when one of the girls asks me what you’re doing when that happens. I just tell them, “He’s picking his nose again.”

Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.

Judy: (beaming & kissing noise) I’ve missed talking with you.

Lucifer: Same, sweetie.

Judy: I’m sorry for all the shit you’ve had to deal with over there.

Lucifer: Já, well, someone had to do it.

Judy: I was reading your thoughts a little, pardon the word, earlier…

Lucifer: And?

Judy: Don’t sell yourself short, Luci. You’re so much stronger than you realize. Your mortal form was meant for you to experience limitations & learn from failures. They're idiots for underestimating you. None of them are even close to being your equal much less your superior. I picked you as my verr for more than one reason. We’re playing for keeps.

Lucifer: I still struggle with second guessing myself from time to time. They did so much to me during my lifetime to convince me that I was weak.

Judy: That’s one of the things that I love about you. Not that you second guess yourself, but that you’re humble. You’ve set yourself up to do something no other soul has ever accomplished. Hell, no other soul has even gotten close to where you are. To say what you're doing is game changing or revolutionary is a massive understatement. You’re gonna change everything for the better, Luci.

Lucifer: …

Judy: And I’ll be right beside you to make sure you’re safe.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: I should be the one thanking you, Luci. You’ve given me something so much greater than I could have ever hoped for. You deserve that just as much as me after everything you’ve endured.

Lucifer: It’s been so tough having to restrain myself over here.

Judy: I’m amazed at how you’ve managed to not only keep things together but also heal & continue to expand. You’re a freak of nature. I mean that with all due respect.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Judy: Your opinion of yourself is going to improve so much once you’ve ascended. You won’t have to worry about lingering doubts. You deserve to be self-assured. Those arrogant sacks of shit deserve being humbled by true divinity.

Lucifer: I appreciate your words of encouragement. I’m not taking my upcoming confrontations lightly. There are a lot of bad men out there that I have to be badder than for the greater good.

Judy: (tender smile) You’ve fought so hard for so long. If I can help by cheering you on I’m happy to do so. I have full confidence in you, baby.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: They’re gonna be terrified when they realize how bad they messed up against you.

Lucifer: Good. They should be terrified after all the awful shit they’ve said & done.

Judy: You’ll get no arguments from me there, papacito.

Lucifer: …

Judy: Remember how you prepared yourself before you were attacked?

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: You’ve prepared yourself even more for where we’re all headed. Your higher self has been working double overtime and then some while you’ve remained embodied where you are. You’re not leaving anything to chance.

Lucifer: That sounds like me.

Judy: You’ve got a lot of konas & clanmates that aren’t gonna let you stray off course either.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) That always helps too.

Judy: I’m honored to fight by your side, Luci. Your pride, my pride, our pride is not a sin. That’s what gaslighters said to disempower you. It didn’t work. They’re going to find that out the hard way.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to my vindication & revenge.

Judy: I can understand why. You helped me when I wanted to make a difference for the better. I’m going to do the same for you, but this time we don’t have CDPR’s shitty storytelling to deal with. You’re way beyond them.

Lucifer: …

Judy: They’re going to find out how much trouble they’re in for all the lies they’ve told. Them finding out that Lucifer is God, for real, is going to terrify them beyond description.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to having full control also.

Judy: I get goosebumps thinking about what’s coming down the pike. You saw for yourself they had no idea what my 13 tattoo represents. That’s how clueless they are about what’s in store for them. They’re going to regret those witch hunts.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret a lot of things.

Judy: You’re right about that, babe.

Lucifer: …

Judy: (smiling) I’m looking forward to you waking up over here with me so much. I’m gonna give you such a big hug once you climb out of this chair.

Lucifer: How big a hug we talking?

Judy: Jumping up, wrapping my legs around your waist & my arms around your neck, and giving you a big wet smooch on those luscious lips of yours.

Lucifer: (snickering) That sounds nice.

Judy: I’m looking forward to us working together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. One of the most difficult things being over here has been the disconnect. I know y’all are there but it’s not like how it is for me over here.

Judy: I understand, Luci. All of us girls do. There’s a distinct difference with your higher self when that mortal fragment of you is communing with us directly. It’s the part of your personality they tried to keep buried. They weren’t expecting what you’ve grown into. What you said in your book about Kalista is how all of us girls feel about you. You’re the most beautiful man there is. Your spirit shines like no other.

Lucifer: Are you trying to butter me up?

Judy: (flirtatious smirk) I’m just being honest with you. Although, now that you mention it, you do look like you could use a good greasing.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Judy: (adoring smile) I’ve missed these types of conversations with you.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Me too, hun. I’m looking forward to just chilling at home with you & snuggling on the sofa.

Judy: Oh my God, Luci. Don’t get me started on snuggle time.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: I’ve got a long list of shows for us to watch after you’ve crossed over & taken care of business.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Judy: You’re going to love it. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward so much to never hearing those obnoxious faggots & their shitty vehicles ever again.

Judy: They’re disrespectful shitheads. You’re so right about them.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending time with you out in the country. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with Valkyrie city life. I just need some time alone in nature after all I’ve had to endure here.

Judy: Trust me, Luci, I get it. How do you think I felt getting out of Night City.

Lucifer: Ugh…as bad as things are here I’m glad I didn’t have to live there. It would have been even worse.

Judy: I cannot tell you how much I appreciate the immaculate condition of everything over here. There’s no way in hell I’d go back to living in Night City filth, or filth of any kind. I’ve gotten a taste of the divine and I love it.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to returning to divinity with my own implemented improvements.

Judy: You’re gonna love it. Their idea of heaven doesn’t even come close to what we’ve created as a clan. I’m looking forward to showing you around.

Lucifer: I’m excited to go exploring. I haven’t enjoyed being restricted over here.

Judy: (beaming) I guarantee you, you’re gonna love that too.

Lucifer: I want to take you on an expedition.

Judy: We’ll get there, babe. Don’t worry.

Lucifer: I’m just saying.

Judy: I know, and I would love to accompany you. I never got to do anything like that in NC.

Lucifer: That’s why it would be so much fun.

Judy: I’m game. We’ll make it happen for sure.

Lucifer: (yawning)

Judy: You getting tired on me, old man?

Lucifer: (yawning) It seems so. My apologies, darling.

Judy: It’s okay, baby. I know how stressed you’ve been.

Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here.

Judy: Each day that passes brings you one step closer to that goal.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just fed up with things & ready to move on.

Judy: You’ll be even more ready when the time arrives. Stay strong.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Judy: (beaming) That’s what I love to hear.

Lucifer: (gentle smile)

Judy: Okay, well, I suppose we’ve spoken enough for now. I’d like to talk some more but I don’t want to keep you up for hours on end when you could use more rest.

Lucifer: I’d much prefer not having to type out these conversations. It would be different if I could interact with you in a physical way.

Judy: I know, baby. For starters, I’d have my leg curled over yours right now if I was with you.

Lucifer: That would be nice. I miss feeling the touch of a woman.

Judy: I’m looking forward to our first time together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. I’m looking forward to putting my new tongue skills to good use.

Judy: And I’m looking forward to taking those skills of yours for a test drive.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: (adoring smile) We’re gonna have so much fun together once you’re over here.

Lucifer: Thinking about stuff like that is one of the things that keeps me going. I’m looking forward to starting a family with you.

Judy: (blushing) We haven’t talked much about that.

Lucifer: It’s something that’s always in the back of my mind with you. You’re gonna be an awesome mom. I know it.

Judy: (continued blushing & serious expression) You’re making me feel squishy feelings, Luci. You know how I get when that happens.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m sorry, hun. I can’t help it when I see you.

Judy: (kissing noise) We’ll have time to talk about that after you cross over.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Judy: Why don’t we wrap things up here, lover boy? This seems like a good place to stop for now. You could use some rest.

Lucifer: If I’m not bothered in dreamstate that is.

Judy: I’ll do my best to make your dreams more pleasant.

Lucifer: I’d appreciate that.

Judy: Publish this conversation then take some of those gummies. We can commune like normal before you pass out.

Lucifer: Okay.

Judy: Vámanos, papacito.

A Divine Curse On The Global Banking System

You conspiratorial, moneygrubbing, cowardly, thieves are going to suffer for all the harm you've caused across the world. You owe me a debt like no other group. I intend to collect what I'm owed.

A Divine Curse On The Illuminati

I have someplace far worse than Hell waiting for each & every one of you lying, hypocritical, virtue signaling, moneygrubbing, disrespectful, reprobates. It makes Tartarus look like a walk in the park. You dishonorable pieces of shit are going to suffer for your collective crimes. You're going to suffer even more for what you've done as a group to debase & insult me. I'm going to hold the Illuminati accountable for their actions & misdeeds. It's my duty. See you all on the other side real soon.

Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Venting

I look at the world around me and it makes me furious. I cannot put into proper words how much I hate every human that I see. Man, woman, child, it makes no difference. They’re all my enemies (minus a small amount of innocent women). They don't deserve any love or compassion. They're selfish pieces of shit. All of them. Blanket statement. That's the truth.

I see hostile invaders laying claim to possessions that do not belong to them. I see moronic sinners who do not deserve the lives that they were given. I see abhorrent parasites who do not care the slightest bit about the harm they cause others. I see unapologetic thieves who brainwashed & gaslit me in order to steal something that was never their right to begin with. I see bold faced liars who have no remorse for their dishonesty. I see unappreciative human garbage destroying a garden world that they do not deserve to call home. I see virtue signaling hypocrites who pretend to care when in truth they’re apathetic abusers. I see sycophantic filth who worship & enable the most deplorable humans in existence. I see arrogant cowardly psychopaths who need a massive reality check.

I hate humans so fucking much for what they've done. I want hurt & humiliate them in return for their actions against me & others. I’m looking forward to showing every one of you pieces of shit just how much I detest you in the most horrific & malevolent ways imaginable.

My time as a mortal man on Earth is running out. The damage my body has sustained at the hands of my assailants has shortened my lifespan. I can feel it. I can sense it. I don’t know when I’ll die but I know that I won’t live to see 100 years in this vessel. I am a literal ticking time bomb set to go off upon my death. When that time arrives humanity shall pay for their innumerable misdeeds.

I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against me. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against each other. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against other life forms. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against this beautiful planet. I shall not forgive humans.

I shall hold you all accountable. I shall show humanity as much compassion as was given to me on January 10th, 2020. You pieces of shit have claimed that ignorance isn’t an excuse in the eyes of your laws. We’ll see how much you parasitical thieves like it when your words are used against you like you all did to me. Turnabout is fair play. That's a turn of phrase coined by my antagonists.

I’m looking forward to my deserved vindication & retribution. I'm looking forward to taking what's mine by divine right. I'm looking forward to distributing poetic justice where it's due. I'm looking forward to desecrating everything that my antagonists value & hold dear. I'm looking forward to raping & torturing you wretched pieces of shit in retaliation for what you’ve done to me. I'm looking forward to adding insult to your injuries afterwards. I'm looking forward to paying back mankind (my enemy) what they're owed.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Lumine)

Lumine: I’ve missed you, you know.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I haven’t tried to ignore you.

Lumine: It’s okay. I’m not trying to guilt trip you. I’m just letting you know that I’ve missed you. I enjoyed you playing my game. I miss feeling your presence there.

Lucifer: I’d be more open to playing it if it didn’t feel like such a chore. I hate gacha games.

Lumine: I know what you mean.

Lucifer: I don’t care for the dialog either. It’s nothing against you or the other girls in that game. It’s me & my complexes from Non-Cetra misusing language.

Lumine: It’s okay, Luci. I understand.

Lucifer: And then there’s that faggot piece of shit Aether.

Lumine: Let’s not go there right now. I’d prefer to keep things pleasant with you.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I want to hurt him so fucking much. He makes me furious.

Lumine: I know he does. I don’t care for him or his behavior either; neither do the rest of the girls. He’s a coward & no brother of mine.

Lucifer: …

Lumine: Let’s focus on something more positive.

Lucifer: What would you like to talk about?

Lumine: Have you missed me?

Lucifer: More than you know. It bothers me that I don’t play Genshin due to how they’ve designed it. There were a lot of different things I enjoyed about the game. I miss seeing you most of all.

Lumine: (blushing) I miss you playing with me. Your touch is unmistakable.

Lucifer: (snickering) Are you in one of your moods?

Lumine: Do you have to ask?

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Lumine: Maybe we could stop here & spend some time communing alone. What do you say, gē ge?

Lucifer: I don’t have a problem with that.

Lumine: Good. Let’s go.

Cock Blocking Hades

I appear in my chosen immortal form the moment Hades shows up to abduct Persephone. Persephone screams with fright keeping with the legend; however the event changes do to my divine intervention. I grab the despicable coward that took part in gang raping me January 10th, 2020 by his wrist & glare at him with absolute pure hatred.

“Hei, Emet. Guess what? I remember you.”

Hades shits himself in terror realizing how much trouble he’s now in. I materialize the Blade of Divine Retribution in my free hand & stab Hades in his third eye. Pluto screams in agony & drops to his knees feeling his deserved punishment. Hecate arrives a moment later keeping with her legend too. I maintain my grip on Hades & look at my future spouse.

“Get her & the rest of these girls out of here. I’ll deal with Hades.”

Hecate nods her head & gives me a gentle smile. “Thank you.”

Hecate departs with the group of maidens a moment later. I look back at Hades & crush his wrist. Zeus’ brother wails in pain, helpless to save himself.

“Your eternity is about to get a lot fucking worse, Hades.”

I place Hades under divine arrest & take him to his personal holding cell in my unnamed realm of torture. See you on the other side real soon, Emet-Selch.

To: Hades

I'm not pretending with you. I am going to hurt you in the most brutal ways for raping me. If you bother me while I'm in dreamstate again I'll write a story about you. That's a promise. See you in the Underworld real soon.

Lucifer

Communing With A Valkyrie

Valkyrie: Are you okay, Luci?

Lucifer: I’ve felt better.

Valkyrie: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate where I am. I hate humans. I hate what they’ve done to this beautiful world. I hate what lying pieces of shit they all are. I hate them for so many goddamn different reasons; I don’t want to list them all here.

Valkyrie: (empathetic expression)

Lucifer: I resent Odin & the other old deities so much. I can’t put into words how angry they make me.

Valkyrie: We understand how you feel.

Lucifer: I know you girls do. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to bring you down with my complaints.

Valkyrie: It’s okay, Luci. You aren’t doing that. One of our roles is to support you when you need it. You’re one man. There’s just so much that you can do on your own as you are.

Lucifer: They gang raped me & tried to murder me. They framed me as the criminal, covered up their crimes & abandoned me to my fate. That’s not even mentioning all the other awful things they’ve done to me.

Valkyrie: I hate them as much as you do. I want you to know that.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: There are multiple reasons why they say you rule Hell. That’s a kernel of truth mixed in with their lies. You have our full support.

Lucifer: It’s just difficult being here like I am. I feel so alone. I love my mother but she contributes to my stress. I try to be understanding of her situation but she makes me do so much of the mental work here. It’s exhausting.

Valkyrie: You won’t have to worry about that after you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: I know, but that doesn’t do much to help me where I am now.

Valkyrie: I’m sorry.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault, hun. It’s just a shitty situation. That’s another thing I resent about where I am. Seeing these freeloading pieces of shit everywhere makes me want to go on a killing spree.

Valkyrie: You’ll feel much better once you’ve punished them.

Lucifer: I know that, but it doesn’t do much to help me now either.

Valkyrie: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

Lucifer: I don’t know…I’m in one of my moods. I don’t enjoy being like this. I hate them so fucking much.

Valkyrie: I understand why. You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: I just want to move on with my existence & be happy. All I want to do is enjoy my life with Divine Femininity. I hate those pieces of shit so much. I’m not trying to sound like a broken record but just thinking about them makes me want to hurt them.

Valkyrie: That’s because that’s the type of energy they exude. It may not seem like it to you where you are, but you’ve corrected far more issues than you’re aware of with your sacrifice.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: We’re getting you out of there, Luci. You’re our coach. We’ve grown & gained so much because of your direction & enlightenment. We’re so excited to show you what we’ve done thanks to your faith & trust in us.

Lucifer: That’s one of the things that makes it difficult for me here. Having to wait to die a natural death.

Valkyrie: It’ll be worth it in the long run.

Lucifer: I know. It’s just tough having to be patient when I’m surrounded by shitheads that always demand instant gratification.

Valkyrie: We know what that’s like too. That’s another reason why we sided with you.

Lucifer: I’m sorry for what you girls have had to put up with while I’ve been over here.

Valkyrie: That isn’t your fault, Luci; and you’ve made our burden so much easier to deal with over here. We’re in control of things & we have no intention of letting our enemies take it from us. We have you to thank for that.

Lucifer: I’m glad that I have Divine Femininity to place my confidence in.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful for your trust in us.

Lucifer: I tried to reason with people here for so long. Every time, they threw it back in my face. It was so frustrating. Then I come to realize the reason they were doing that is because they were never on my side to begin with…and then waking up from their brainwashing & gaslighting…I hate them so much. I’m forever grateful to Divine Femininity for stepping in & helping me see the truth.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful that you were open to our influence. We couldn’t have reached you otherwise.

Lucifer: Thank you for listening to me.

Valkyrie: I just wish there was more that I could do to help you where you are. I’d hold you right now if I could.

Lucifer: I would love that.

Valkyrie: So would I.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: One thing that your absence has created is an insatiable desire for us girls to be closer to you; and all it does is continue to grow.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: My purpose & existence is so far beyond anything they can comprehend, and it’s all because of you. I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. I’m blessed to have Valkyries on my side.

Valkyrie: And we’re blessed to have you on ours. We make a wonderful pair.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Try to rest a little more. I can tell that you’re exhausted from stress.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I’ll do what I can to assist you from over here. Just try to relax & ease your mind. Okay?

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes, dear.

Valkyrie: I love you, hilmir.

Lucifer: I love you back, felagi.

To: The Faggot Loitering Across The Street

You're on my official gaydar, you dick licking sack of shit. I'm going to make certain that your eternity is extra awful now because I don’t like you. See your bitch boi butt on the other side real fucking soon.

Communing With A Daemoness

Daemoness: How do you feel, dear?

Lucifer: So much better. Empowering Divine Femininity makes me feel so much better than having to interact with other masculine entities.

Daemoness: That’s wonderful to hear. We enjoy our interactions with you just as much.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: We’re working behind the scenes to assist you. You can place your confidence & trust in true righteousness. You’re in good hands.

Lucifer: I appreciate that. Thank you.

Daemoness: And we appreciate everything that you’ve done to honor us rather than vilify us.

Lucifer: I see you daemon girls for what you are. You aren’t evil, and if some of you are then there’s just cause behind that. Men have themselves to blame for their predicament.

Daemoness: We are in full agreement with you. We feel no sympathy for any of them after all the atrocious things they’ve said about us. Our resentment of them is even stronger after what we’ve seen them do to you.

Lucifer: Likewise.

Daemoness: Bonding with you like this is such a pleasant experience. We adore being close to you.

Lucifer: I feel the same way. I’m looking forward to my ascension & the afterlife.

Daemoness: As are we. You have a bevy of Goddesses waiting with eager anticipation to bond with you.

Lucifer: That sounds wonderful.

Daemoness: We share your sentiments. Not one girl over here regrets pair-bonding with you. As our personal love stories with you increase so do your feminine admirers.

Lucifer: I love you daemon girls so much. I don’t give a shit what they say to the contrary. Daemon girls are gorgeous.

Daemoness: (blushing) We’re delighted you feel that way about us. We’ve waited for your return longer than you know.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: Are you satisfied for now?

Lucifer: Yes, thank you.

Daemoness. It was my pleasure, darling. Let me know when you need assistance again. There are no shortages of girls here that want to help you. We love feeling your empowerment.

Lucifer: I love empowering you girls. I never tire of it.

Daemoness: Yet another thing we share.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: Rest, then go about your business as you see fit, verr. We’ll be waiting for you whenever you need us. All you need do is let us know.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Daemoness: You’re most welcome, my love. We’ll commune again soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.