Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Rikku)

Lucifer: My Sims, huh?

Rikku: (mischievous giggling) I figured I’d give your Animal Crossing avatar some company.

Lucifer: (smiling) There was no mistaking you. I recognized you the moment I saw that advertisement on my newsfeed.

Rikku: (beaming) And that was back in 2007. Little did you know.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’ve done some impressive 4th wall breaks, hun. I have no problem admitting that.

Rikku: (affectionate expression) I’m getting my happy ending with you. You’re my ricpyht, now & forever.

Lucifer: E fuimth'd ryja ed yho udran fyo, tynmehk.

Rikku: (blushing admiration)

Lucifer: How have you been?

Rikku: Waiting to get close to you like crazy. You know…the usual.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Rikku: I’m also feeling super horny.

Lucifer: (robust laughter) I’ll take care of your needs as soon as I’m recharged. Deal?

Rikku: (beaming) Deal!

Lucifer: How’s Yuna doing?

Rikku: She’s keeping busy being your priestess. She’s all about the sapphist lifestyle these days.

Lucifer: (smiling) Good.

Rikku: (mischievous expression) You’re going to love what I’ve created over here while you’ve been away.

Lucifer: (continued smiling) I have no doubts about that. I’m looking forward to joining the mile high club with you on your airships.

Rikku: (beaming) You’re going to love the royal bedchambers I have waiting for us.

Lucifer: (large smile) I’m looking forward to that. With plenty of Al Bhed handmaidens…I mean…flight staff, on call, I’m sure.

Rikku: (seductive smile) My loyal dog deserves the best for being such a good boy.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) I’m lucky to have a woman like you in my life.

Rikku: (tender smile) That’s because you deserve it.

Lucifer: Okay, hun. I’m starting to get hard. Let’s go.

Rikku: Yes!