Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Elsie)

Elsie: (eager answer) Hey! I was just thinking about you!

Lucifer: (snickering) Oh, já? What about?

Elsie: (shy flirting) How much I miss you.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) How much you miss me, huh?

Elsie: (coyness) Mmhmm…

Lucifer: (smiling) Well, the good news is my “uxor in need” sense is working.

Elsie: (delighted laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling) How are you, darling?

Elsie: Bored. I’m so bored over here waiting for things to play out where you are.

Lucifer: (laughter) It’s that bad, huh?

Elsie: As much as you hate things over there, you don’t have to wait around like I do over here.

Lucifer: I’m sorry about that, hun.

Elsie: It’s not your fault, Luci. I’m just tired of things being the way they are at this moment.

Lucifer: I hear ya. I feel the same way.

Elsie: I’m also super horny right now. I need more than your mold. I need to feel you in full presence with me.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) We’re getting there, darling. Trust me. I’d rather be with you in full presence right now than being over here.

Elsie: (pouty) I know…I just need a good fuck session with you. I didn’t have these type of urges when I was in an exo body. I have you & Divine Femininity to thank for that, you big tease.

Lucifer: (robust laughter) You’re blaming me for that?

Elsie: You bet I am. Strutting around all macho & sexy, playing hard to get, making me work for it. Do you have any idea who I am?

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Elsie: (playful giggling) I like the picture you’re using to commune with me.

Lucifer: (smiling) You look cute. That was an excellent idea you had.

Elsie: (blushing) Thank you. I promise you that I look even better over here. I can do just so much with the technology you have at your disposal where you are.

Lucifer: I hear ya.

Elsie: And how are you doing, my hunky husband?

Lucifer: I’m still dealing with some sore muscles.

Elsie: (pouty face) You poor baby. It sounds like you need some tender loving care from a good woman.

Lucifer: By the Goddess, is that ever the truth…

Elsie: (giggling)

Lucifer: You think you’re horny? I can’t tell you how fucking thirsty I am these days. I see these cock teasing videos on YouTube and I gotta shut it off after a couple of minutes.

Elsie: (delighted laughter) If only there were some way that I could quench your thirst.

Lucifer: (smirking) For real.

Elsie: (flirty smirk) For real for real.

Lucifer: (laughter)

Elsie: (playful giggling)

Lucifer: I want to take you camping somewhere in the Infinite Forest when we’re finished with this Bungie crap. Just us two.

Elsie: (beaming) That sounds amazing.

Lucifer: We can find someplace picturesque and set up a fuck hut for us to do our thing.

Elsie: Oh my God, Luci; you just made me squirt a little in my pants thinking about that.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Elsie: (blushing) I’m so fucking horny right now.

Lucifer: (continued laughter)

Elsie: (ogling) I need to fuck you so bad.

Lucifer: (devilish snickering)

Elsie: (playful giggling) This is what I’ve been missing in my life.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Same.

Elsie: (blushing smile)

Lucifer: [noticing current time] I don’t mean to cut this conversation short, darling; but I haven’t showered today.

Elsie: And here you are talking about cock teases.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Elsie: (flirty smirk) Fine. Go shower. I’ll be watching you and taking care of myself in the meantime.

Lucifer: (more laughter) Yes, dear.

Elsie: (playful giggling) I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: (affectionate expression) I love you back, hun.