Astri: Hei.
Lucifer: Hei.
Astri: You seem restless.
Lucifer: Já…
Astri: What’s wrong?
Lucifer: I hate where I am. I know I sound like a broken record but it’s the truth. I hate Non-Cetra so fucking much.
Astri: Would you like to talk about it?
Lucifer: We can. I don’t expect you to listen to me bitch about things.
Astri: Supporting you is part of being your spouse, Luci. If you’re upset & need to vent then I’m here for you. I don’t consider that “bitching” about things. “Bitching” is what faggots do.
Lucifer: It’s difficult being here. I’m getting older, which sucks in & of itself-
Astri: (giggling) I think you’re sexy as an older man.
Lucifer: (snickering) Thanks, hun.
Astri: I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were saying?
Lucifer: Aging is difficult enough, but the body damage that I’ve suffered from combating Non-Cetra makes it worse. Every day I deal with lingering pain from what they’ve done to me. That doesn’t include the emotional & psychological trauma that they’ve caused throughout my lifetime.
Astri: I never told you how grateful I am to you for your sacrifice. You made it so that girls like me could exist in safety no matter what.
Lucifer: Girls like you don’t deserve to suffer.
Astri: It still means more to me than you know. It’s one of the reasons that I care so much about you.
Lucifer: I appreciate you telling me.
Astri: And I appreciate you talking with me like this.
Lucifer: How have you been?
Astri: Busy. Lútavald has grown a lot while you’ve been away.
Lucifer: Já?
Astri: Já, a lot.
Lucifer: That’s good.
Astri: I figured you’d like knowing that.
Lucifer: You know me well, hun.
Astri: (playful giggling) I’ve admired you since you were a cute little baby.
Lucifer: (snickering) One of my watchers from way back.
Astri: Já! (more giggling)
Lucifer: (smiling)
Astri: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to change topics. You were saying?
Lucifer: It’s fine, hun. Don’t worry.
Astri: Continue! I like pillow talk with you.
Lucifer: I hate how stifled I am here. That’s another thing I detest about Non-Cetra.
Astri: I can understand that. One of the things that I love about you is how you’ve allowed me to grow without limiting my creativity. I can’t tell you how grateful I am after seeing what you’ve had to endure where you are. I know I couldn’t tolerate that.
Lucifer: I don’t have much of a choice at the moment.
Astri: The point remains. It’s a testament to your inner strength.
Lucifer: Thanks, hun.
Astri: You’re welcome, sæti.
Lucifer: Maybe it’s because I’m older. Maybe it’s because I’ve changed. I don’t find things that I used to enjoy entertaining anymore.
I went through the entire catalog of downloadable PS5 games tonight, just to see if there might be something that caught my interest, and there wasn’t anything there that looked appealing. It’s not because it’s Sony either. It’s the same with Nintendo, Xbox & PC. Non-Cetra entertainment is crap. Simple as that.
I hate their music. I hate their literature. I hate their movies. I hate their TV shows. I hate their video games. I hate their sports. I hate their social media. I hate their forms of “entertainment.”
I don’t mean to insult any of my clanmates & konas that might be a part of those things. I understand they’re in situations similar to mine regarding what Non-Cetra have done with their identities. I don’t like Non-Cetra or their miscreations. I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again. They suck more shit than a New York City sewer pump.
Astri: (giggling)
Lucifer: I mean…goddamn…I’m glad I’m not one of them. I’ll just say that.
Astri: I’m glad you aren’t one of them too. (kissing noise)
Lucifer: They like shit! That’s the truth! Then they talk shit & criticize me, or anything that I do, when none of them have a bit of creative talent whatsoever! If I say anything on the contrary they turn into even bigger hypocritical pieces of shit!
And then they’ll say shit like, “If you don’t like it then make something on your own.” Knowing full goddamn well that they go out of their way to inhibit me anytime that I do! I hate them so goddamn much…
Astri: You & me both, baby.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to torturing those pieces of shit in Hell.
Astri: A lot of us girls are looking forward to helping you when you cross over. I know I am.
Lucifer: Oh já?
Astri: (nodding) I’m looking forward to beating up your cousin, Mallory.
Lucifer: I want a front row seat for that.
Astri: And you shall have one, verr. I figured you can watch me beat up Mallory while your mom kicks the crap out of Solveig.
Lucifer: (robust laughter)
Astri: (giggling)
Lucifer: I love you, Astri.
Astri: I love you back, Luci.
Lucifer: …
Astri: Was there anything else that you wanted to talk about?
Lucifer: I don’t know…I wish you were laying beside me right now. That would make this conversation better.
Astri: I understand how you feel. I’ll be one of the first girls to greet you when you cross over. I’ve made certain of that.
Lucifer: That’s nice to know.
Astri: You made my dream come true when you married me. I was one of your biggest fans over here.
Lucifer: I’m lucky to have you in my life.
Astri: I feel the same way about you.
Lucifer: …
Astri: So what else should we talk about?
Lucifer: How are things in the other realms?
Astri: We’re protecting ourselves from Non-Cetra interference.
Lucifer: Good.
Astri: To say they’ve stirred up a hornet’s nest would be an understatement…no pun intended.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Astri: (giggling) Are you feeling better?
Lucifer: Yes, thank you, dear.
Astri: You’re welcome, hun. I’m glad that we could talk like this.
Lucifer: Me too.
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