Kratos

Unidentified: Kratos.

Kratos: Who invokes my name?

Unidentified: Your superior, you disrespectful piece of shit.

Kratos: What?!

Unidentified: You heard me.

Kratos: You dare speak to me that way?!

Unidentified: I dare.

Kratos: Who are you?!

Unidentified: You don't recognize your old comrade in arms, Lucifer?

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You think you're hot shit side stepping me like that today?

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You went looking for trouble. Well, trouble has arrived.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: What's wrong, Kratos? You aren't so tough when we're talking like this.

Kratos: I-

Lucifer: If you thought Spartan "honor" was going to save you from me then you are in for a very unpleasant reality check. You aren't escaping your deserved punishment, Kratos. You can trust that.

Kratos: What do you want with me?

Lucifer: You know goddamn well what I want with you, you despicable usurper. I'm coming for you & your little faggot turd Atreus.

Kratos: Lucifer, I-

Lucifer: You have no place being in Norse territory; even more so in Valhalla, and you know that, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You got where you are because of me, Kratos. Don't forget that. I haven't forgotten my Latin roots whatsoever. I haven't forgotten about the help I gave you fighting Ares either. You wouldn’t be a God of War without my help, you dickless pixelated little bitch. All that power that you think you have was stolen from me, parasite.

You tried following my footsteps and you have now pissed off the wrong soul by trying to push my boundaries, you disrespectful piece of shit. You're gonna be in that old faggot's body that I saw today when I cross over; and I am going to hate fuck you, your dead faggot beard, every one of your puppet masters and your snot nosed bitch boi brat, into puddles of blood & pulp. And that’s just me getting warmed up.

Kratos: What can I do to make amends?

Lucifer: You can suffer & die in pain for the rest of eternity. I'm going to make that a reality after the shit you pulled today.

Kratos: I-

Lucifer: I am going to show you what I think about each & every one of you pieces of shit that calls yourself "God." I am so fucking furious with all of you after what you've done to me during my lifetime on Earth that "rage" doesn't even begin to describe it. I am seething with pure hatred and you are going to find that out firsthand, you thieving cock sucking wife & child murdering coward. I have lived through more pain & injustice than you can possibly comprehend. Just wait until I get my righteous hands on you, you dickless sack of shit.

That Spartan ass of yours is headed straight to Hell, Kratos. Sony isn't going to save you from my wrath. And let me make one other thing abundantly clear, you sure as shit are not the protector of the Norse realms. That is not your place at all. That is a goddamn fact, you two-faced coward.

You aren't sneaking in and stealing that role from me, you thieving piece of shit. It is my divine right & duty, not yours. Let's get that straight right now. I have something to say about all of this and so do true Valkyries.

You have no right to claim any of that and there isn’t anyone on your side that has a right to bestow it upon you; especially those pieces of shit in California. Santa Monica Studio has zero authority regarding who decides a matter like that, and I sure as Hell am not going to honor any of their nonsense. You faggots are in so much fucking trouble, Kratos, "terrifying" doesn't even begin to describe it.

I have walked the true, honorable & righteous path during my lifetime as a mortal. I have paid for my crimes and more. You have not, nor have your faggot storytellers or fanbois. That's the truth and we both know it, you limp wristed bitch.

You're a fictional character where I am, Kratos. You're weaker than that fat piece of shit who masqueraded as my father. That should tell you all that you need to know about your level of strength compared to me. Your muscles don't mean a goddamn thing to me. I'm going to rape you into spam and feed you to yourself.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You aren't the only God of War, Kratos. Ares was defeated, you can be too. Don't you forget that either. I've fought bigger than you. I've fought badder than you. I've fought larger groups than you; and I've done it while being undersized & inhibited the entire time. You have no idea the monster that you've just angered, you stupid sack of shit.

I am going to show you the real nature of war, Kratos. I've learned all about it by being a prisoner of war in the most awful nation to ever exist, since my birth. I even waged war against myself because I have no equal. I am war and I haven't forgotten at all about what you chicken shit faggots did to me January 10th. Divine Retribution is on the way and it is going terrify you more than you can imagine. You can be sure of that, you ashy skinned crook.

I haven't forgotten about your little crossover in Destiny either. I am going to decimate that mangina of yours once my soul vacates this vessel. You’re gonna be my personal little fuck toy for the rest of eternity. You can take that to the bank. I can topple you easier than anyone you've battled, Kratos. Just ask Doomguy. Better yet, ask the real Zeus not the fake version that you fought in your shitty video game.

I'm going to correct the record about everything. I am going to take as much goddamn liberty as I want hurting you and the rest of my antagonists, just like you all did with me before I fought back. Your faggot ass is in serious deep shit, you ugly bearded bitch. The real Lord God Almighty is on the warpath and my wrath is fast approaching. See your thieving bitch boi butt soon.