Osiris can get angry & accuse Saint of cheating. Shaxx can run cover & deny Osiris' accusations by responding with "mad cuz bad" and to "git gud" in the process. Saint can have Shaxx wear his exotic helmet (to throw off Osiris) while they take turns drilling each other harder than a Russian screwdriver; and players can make inappropriate jokes about how "the helmet stayed on" the entire time.
And for guardians that like things extra spicy, Saladin can watch Saint & Shaxx from the sidelines and do play by play commentary for everyone to listen to. He can say stuff like, "In the Dark Age, we called this 'fun'," while holding up an iron banner that supports masculine love. Nothing is more manly than two of the most legendary combatants the game has ever known going at it in an epic 1 on 1 sweatfest. That is some hot Titan on Titan action! 🥵
To make things even gudder, this could be a surprise event for the playerbase by having it occur in June to celebrate Pride Month & The Final Shape! 💚🏳️🌈 It could be a huge marketing opportunity to draw in new players & increase sales.
You could do special emblems for all three pvp modes too! They could include different emojis like 😶🌫️ for Crucible, 🪛 for Trials & 👀 for IB. Think of the possibilities here, Bungie! This could take gay pride to the next level like no other video game has done before!
And before anyone here tries to tell me that this is out of character for Shaxx; you're wrong, it isn’t. Shaxx has always had a flair for the dramatic and the lore proves it. How many straight men do you know who can recite William Shakespeare's The Tempest, in its entirety, from memory, alone? (Shaxx doesn't count as an answer, trolls) And to top that off he's preforming it in front of a queen? 🤨 Point made.
Another thought just occurred to me. You could do a cross promotion for the event with the band Kiss by making Eververse armor sets based on Paul, Gene & Ace's iconic stage outfits. You could write them into the lore as long lost Iron Lord compatriots of Saladin (seeing as they're old school heavy metal). You could even make a sparrow that looks like the Kiss Kasket or have a death emote & finisher that puts guardians in it when they die! Gene Simmons will put his band's name on anything if he knows he can make money from it.
You could reskin a gun (preferably a hand cannon) to match the Kiss motif. It could be a one time only exclusive during the event that's available in Trials, Crucible & Iron Banner (with an adept version in Trials) and you could call it Love Gun! Even gudder yet, you could put the lyrics of the song in the lore tab of the weapon (with gender appropriate alterations to the original lyrics) to honor & celebrate the iconic kiss between Osiris & Saint. 🥰
I'm telling you, Bungie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to go out with a bang and do something memorable with Destiny before it ends. Your pvp community is dying faster than a red bar dreg from boredom & lack of ingenuity. This could be the reinvigorating shot they need to bring players back to the game for one last hurrah! I'm certain they'd Lick It Up in a heartbeat. 💯
Let it be known, I'm not going to get my hopes up about any of this. Yall have a track record for crapping the bed when it comes to content. Just look at how many people complain about the game (all the time). Twitter is even worse than the Bungie forum when it relates to that (I've seen it firsthand). Here's looking forward to The Final Shart 🍻
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