- Drifter & Xur have more interactions with the Nine than the other vendors.
- Drifter has a big, gross, hairy beard.
- Xur's face looks like supersized whiskers flowing in the wind.
- Xur has a game show that kills different types of aliens.
- Drifter has Gambit (Gambit is also the name of a shady gambling X-Man with an unusual speech pattern).
- Drifter & Xur both like loot.
- Dares & Gambit could both use a shot in the arm.
- Dambit could be a new game type.
- Xur had his spine broken; Drifter doesn't have one.
- Both are weak & pathetic examples of their respective species.
- Both are secretive & mysterious.
- Both have paracausal pocket realities where they partake in questionable activities with players.
- Drifter is pansexual.
- Xur has a horse.
- Bungie is notorious for pushing boundries & making people uncomfortable.
- Driftxur is more inclusive to fringe groups within the LGBTQIA+ community.
- Drifter could refer to Xur as cisxur to shut up heteronormative bigots.
- Driftxur is a more natural pairing of NPCs & a less shoehorned relationship than Driftis.
- Driftxur is a superior shipping name compared to Driftis.
- Driftxur is a fresh idea that goes with the flow & fits the respective characters rather than fighting against the current to push another poorly written, bland & outdated heteronormative agenda on unrepresented minorities who might feel ostracized within the playerbase (we exist).
Ikoris = Hot | Driftis = Not
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