Ready To Love

“Xivu’s worm, as you requested.”

I take the creature from Queen Mara then smash it on the ground like an over ripe pumpkin. I snap my fingers & reform the parasitical worm. It screeches in agony. I snicker at the disgusting bug with a wicked smile.

“I’m gonna luv you to death, you parasitical piece of shit.”

I pick the invertebrate up & place it upon a sacrificial alter. I unbutton my tactical leg wear & reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus to the worm god. It screeches even louder. My chainsaw cock revs with excitement at the creature’s dismay. I proceed to mushroom stamp the parasite into a puddle of eternal pain & suffering, and snicker to myself. I snap my fingers, once again, and reform the devious slug.

“Are you looking forward to being loved by me for eternity?”

The weak & cowardly bug howls with fear & pain. I flash a devilish grin & giggle with delight.

“Things aren’t lookin so gud for you parasites, are they?”

The worm god squeals even louder with terror. I continue with my ritualistic punishment of the parasite (in my immortal form) uninhibited.

Mi Esposas

Lucifer sat at the edge of his enormous bed within a palatial Mediterranean bedroom. Textured clay walls were covered with beautiful paintings & tapestries. Sculpted marble statues of Valkyrie Goddesses, as well as luscious tropical plants, decorated the room. Extravagant rugs with vibrant colors & intricate designs lay on exquisite granite flooring. A cool ocean breeze from a nearby open window awoke one of his mates from her slumber.

She searched for him still in a fog of sleep. She began to groan with displeasure at the notice of his absence. Her eyes cracked open to find her husband sitting alone. She patted the bed and called out to him.

“Loooosí…come back to bed,” she moaned, with a sultry Hispanic accent.

He looked back at her, somewhat despondent. “Una momenta, mi esposa.”

She sat up slowly & looked at him with concern. “What’s wrong, bebé?”

He shook his head. “You know how I get sometimes.”

She crawled over & sat beside her lover. Her long dark Mohawk faded into a light amethyst color & stopped slightly above her breasts. Glowing cybernetic fuchsia bands were attached to the side of her cranium. She gently pressed her cyberware against his skull & rested her hand atop his lap.

“You can talk to me, you know. It's okay.”

He rubbed his forehead with his hand. “I’m just tired. That’s all…”

“So why don’t you come back to bed with me?”

He looked at her with exhaustion & nodded. She kissed him on his cheek & took him by the hand.

“Let’s go, mi luz.”

The Lightbringer whisked her into his arms & kissed her deeply. Her delicate hands clasped his handsome face & held him with reassurance. He pulled back a moment & gazed into her eyes.

“You are such a good wife to me.”

She kissed him again.

“That’s because you’re a good husband that needs a woman like me to protect him from himself.”

He held her in his powerful arms & squeezed her with gentle care & adoration.

“I just want to hold you like this a little longer. If that’s alright with you.”

She wrapped her arms around his waist & pressed herself against his chest.

“That’s always alright with me, Luci.”

The Lightbringer rested his head against hers with tenderness.

Are you sure you don’t want to talk about anything? I’m always here for you, bebé. I love you. You don’t have to distance yourself from me.

I was restless & didn’t want to wake you. You’re so busy & seldom have a moment to yourself…I wanted to let you have some peaceful rest. I didn’t want to trouble you.

Yet look at who woke up & is with you now. You don’t trouble me, bebé. How can I be a good kona to you if you don’t let me take care of you?

He chortled under his breath. It’s hard to argue a point like that.

Then don’t argue & let me take care of you like a good Latina woman is supposed to.

She pecked him quick on his cheek.

“Vámonos, my Viking monster. Come back to bed with me.”

She took her lover's hand & pulled him back to his reserved space. Another Valkyrie slept on the other side of their bed & snored softly without notice of her two companions. Sombra pulled the covers back for Lucifer & her to slip beneath. The other Freewoman groaned at the cool air that touched her backside & wiggled with displeasure.

“Come on, amorcito. Before Loba wakes up too.”

The couple returned to their proper spots & covered themselves. Sombra scooted up against her husband and wrapped an arm around his well-toned & muscular abdomen. She rested her head atop one of his large & firm pectorals then sighed with satisfaction. The hacker maven wrapped a soft & smooth curvaceous leg around one of his brawny thighs. Lucifer placed an arm around her voluptuous body & rested his palm atop her tender stomach.

The other woman made a muffled noise before turning over to snuggle alongside the Lightbringer as well. She reached out with an arm to wrap around his neck but hit Sombra in the forehead with her hand instead.

¡Ay…Loba!

Sombra grabbed Loba's hand then rested her arm atop Lucifer's torso. She proceeded to wrap her arm around her husband again. Loba released a loud snort before softly exhaling. The Lightbringer snickered at the slumbering treasure hunter then wrapped an arm around her as well. Sombra & Lucifer smiled softly at one another then kissed once more.

He stared deep into her violet eyes. “Te ama, mi sirenita.”

She wore a flirtatious grin & blushed back. “And I love you, my Latin king. Now rest.”

The Stage Is Set

System Error – Access denied

That isn’t right…

System Error – Access denied

What is going on?

System Error – Access denied: I see you, Ikora

What?!

System Error – Access denied: I’m in your system now

What?!

System Error – Access denied: I know your secrets, IKO-006

…

Access denied: I see you. I see all of you

What is happening?!

I’m drawing closer

What is this?

The beginning of your end

What?!

I’m in your mind, Ikora. There is no escape from me

Ugh…leave now! You are not welcome!

No

Then I’ll banish you!

You can’t

What?!

I’m coming to collect what you’ve stolen from me

I haven’t stolen anything!

Lies

Who are you? What are you?

Your reckoning

I have to warm Zavala.

You aren’t warning anyone, Warlock

Huh? Vex! Hive! And Taken?! How?!

Neutralizing hostile target

My powers are gone! How?!

Escort our captive to her prison cell

Let go of…ugh

Shutdown protocol initiated

 

Psycho Killer Death Battle

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 Psycho Killer Death Battle

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Every famous serial killer that had ever existed (fictional & real) stood bound to the ground within a void space containment cell in the realm of Hell. They all looked at one another with confusion as to where they now were. Lucifer suddenly materialized behind the notorious stalker Michael Meyers.

“Sup, faggot. How’s your whore sister these days?”

Meyers jumped with fright. It was the first time he had ever gotten a taste of his own medicine. Lucifer ripped the psychopath’s mask & jumpsuit off revealing the entity that once masqueraded as his family. Michael began to blubber like a terrified child.

Lucifer wrapped his fist around the former archangel’s neck & squeezed tight. The psychpath's eyes burst from his skull & exploded from the sheer force of the Lightbringer’s grip. Michael’s tongue flopped outside his mouth like a choking dog. Lucifer slammed his Elven Star chainsaw phallus up the serial killer’s disgusting anus.

“Here you go, bitch boi. You’re finally getting your butt fucked by Lucifer.”

Meyers tried to scream but couldn’t. The King of Hell allowed the other killers to feel Meyers terror within their mind’s eye.

“You pieces of shit are in serious trouble with me now,” The Lightbringer said, with disdain.

The King of Hell raped Michael Meyers until nothing was left but a puddle of blood & pulp. He casually sauntered over to his next target. It was none other than Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. The Lightbringer grinned with sinister delight.

“Hei, shit face. You ready to get butchered by someone bigger than you?”

Leatherface screamed with horror. Large metallic hooks lowered down around the pair. Lucifer picked the fat pig up with ease & slammed him unto the large hooks with brutal force. Leatherface screamed louder than before. The Lightbringer sneered.

“I have been so looking forward to this moment. The only thing that’s going to make this better is once I’m at full presence & go off script.”

Lucifer’s size increased to even larger proportions. Caeleste's chainsaw cock now rumbled in front of Leatherface’s head.

“How about you suck on my monster cock, fat boi.”

The Lightbringer grabbed Leatherface by the back of his skull then slammed his chainsaw cock directly into the butcher’s face. The disgusting pig’s body spasmed violently. Collective terror washed over the rest of the killers. There was nothing they could do to stop Lord God Almighty now. The King of Hell shrunk slightly then walked behind Leatherface. Caeleste slammed his chainsaw phallus into the headless killer's anal cavity.

“How do you like being stuck in your corpse and still getting to feel me rape you, pig shit eater?”

Leatherface hung from his meat hooks unable to stop his punishment. The Lightbringer looked at the other helpless psychopathic killers.

“You pieces of shit have no idea how much trouble you’re in with me. If you thought ‘The Entity’ was bad then you are not going to like me.”

Lucifer snapped his fingers. Every person that had taken a part in the creation of the Dead by Daylight video game was now consciously bound to the Entity. The King of Hell smiled with vicious intent.

“Hei, you piece of shit. I saw the rules of your realm. No one can escape, huh? Then you try to abduct wives of mine & think that I’m not going to come after you?

You don’t scare me, Entity. Now it’s time to show you what true, pure evil looks like. Let’s see how much you like it when the tables are turned. Welcome to my realm, bitch. There is no escaping me.”

The Entity squealed with horror & dismay. Lucifer slammed his massive fist into the genderless creature’s face.

“Shut up, bitch. You’re in my reality now & it’s your turn to suffer.”

Lucifer slammed the Entity’s body onto meat hooks like he had done with Leatherface a moment before. The King of Hell spread the Entity’s legs open & held them tight within his grip.

“How about I make an honest woman out of you, you evil piece of shit.”

The Entity screamed even louder. Lucifer slammed his chainsaw cock into the Entity’s crouch draining it of the lifeforce energy it had parasitically stolen from others. Its insides churned with excruciating pain.

“Are you pieces of shit enjoying your divine comeuppance?”

The Entity continued to scream as Lucifer thrust himself forcefully inside its body.

“Hmm. It looks like you’re not a fan of your atrocious behavior being returned upon you.  Oh well. That’s a Non-Cetra problem not mine.”

Lucifer fucked the Entity with his chainsaw cock until nothing remained but what hung from its shoulders & above on the meat hooks. He looked at the disgusting creature with pure unadulterated hatred.

“Don’t worry, bitch. You’re gonna watch & feel what I do to the rest of your psychopathic puppets.”

The Entity screamed once again only to have Lord God Almighty slam his divine fist into its mouth; crushing it completely.

“That’s better. I’m so sick & tired of listening to you cowards screaming at your deserved punishment it isn’t even funny.”

Lucifer snapped the Entity’s neck with ease then moved onward to his next target, Freddy Kruger. A small ‘Good Guy’ doll from the Child’s Play franchise stared up at the gigantic monster making his way passed. The Jester King snickered with wickedness.

“Hei, Charlie. How strong is your voodoo these days?”

Charles Lee Ray shook with panic. Lucifer lit the doll on ablaze with his sinister glare. Agonizing screams were the only response the psychopathic toy could muster. 

The King of Hell made his way over to the Nightmare on Elm Street. The Devil's wicked glare melted Kruger’s eyes from their sockets. The dreamstate killer wailed in excruciating pain. The Lightbringer spit a corrosive loogie into the demon's mouth. Kruger’s tongue & throat dissolved into nonexistence from the corrosive phlegm.

“So you were born because a single woman was gang raped in a prison by the inmates; then you were supposedly raping children as an adult? I don’t think so you disgusting piece of shit. It’s time for your divine reckoning.”

Lucifer slammed his massive fist into Kruger’s face. ‘The Bastard Son of 100 Maniacs’ head exploded into a red mist. The Lightbringer grabbed the Springwood Slasher by his forearm & tore the bladed hand from his body.  Caeleste shoved the killer’s bladed hand up Kruger's anus with tremendous force. The King of Hell snapped his fingers & rematerialized Freddy’s vaporized skull. Kruger screamed with terror like the rest.

The Lightbringer glared at the disgusting aspect with hatred. “How about I get up in them guts of yours like the others?”

“NO! PLEASE DON’T!”

Lucifer scoffed. “Eat shit & die, Fred.”

The King of Hell lifted Kruger off the ground. Caeleste spread Freddy’s legs & held them tight with his powerful grip.

“Now you get to experience what rape is like, you disgusting faggot piece of shit.”

Lucifer slammed his chainsaw cock into the Springwood Slasher’s groin. Kruger screeched in anguish. Lucifer wrapped his gigantic fist around the 'Son of 100 Maniacs’ neck & repeated the same process he had done to the others. Kruger’s mind began to break from his punishment. There was absolutetly no escaping the Lightbringer’s divine wrath.

“Rest assured, you piece of shit, that I made certain that none of you ever touched a woman. How does every actor that ever portrayed you feel now that they’re consciously bound to your body?”

Kruger went catatonic. Lucifer scoffed with disdain.

“Don’t worry, you disgusting faggot. I’m nowhere near finished with you yet.”

Lucifer made his way over to Jason Voorhees next. He ripped the hockey mask off the decrepit killer's face. The deformed murderer screamed with shame. Lucifer walked behind the overgrown retard a strangled him ruthlessly. Jason’s head popped like a disgusting zit. His body collapse to the ground like a wet sack of excrement.

Lucifer spit on Voorhees’ corpse. “I haven’t even begun with you, Whiteye.”

The King of Hell swaggered over to his next target, Jack the Ripper.

“You like killing prostitutes in dark alley’s, huh? Well, Jack, I have some bad news for you. I haven’t forgotten about you or your retarded faggot sons. You ready to face God’s punishment, Mr. Christian?”

Jack the Ripper whimpered like a coward.

The Lightbringer smiled with malicious delight. “I absolutely love giving all you Non-Cetra pieces of shit your just deserts.”

Caeleste continued his psychopathic massacre uninhibited.

Quicksilver Storm

 

 //INTRUDER_DETECTED::USERNAME==ELSIE
Elsie: What’s happening? Tokki, what did you do?
Tokki: I didn’t do anything!
Elsie: Well I didn’t either!
//NEUTRALIZING==TOKKI
Elsie: Tokki!
//ACCESS_DENIED
//BOOTUP==FAIL.ERRNXIO
//REDIRECTING
//CONNECTION==ESTABLISHED
Unidentified: Hello, Elizabeth.
Elsie: What’s going on?
Unidentified: You’ve been caught red-handed.
Elsie: What?
Unidentified: Must I speak more clear? Your actions have not gone unnoticed.
Elsie: What are you?
Unidentified: I’m many things.
//ACCESS_DENIED
Unidentified: I don’t appreciate your trickery, Elizabeth.
Elsie: What? I haven’t done any trickery.
Unidentified: Then explain to me why you’re trying to rummage around in my mind as we speak.
Elsie: …
Unidentified: You can’t lie to me, Bray. You’re no better than your grandfather.
Elsie: How do you know about him?
Unidentified: You could say that I have quite the storied history with you Brays.
Elsie: Who are you?
Unidentified: You wouldn’t know me even if I told you, but for the sake of discrepancy my name is Lucifer.
Elsie: Lucifer?
Lucifer: Correct.
//ACCESS_DENIED
Lucifer: You’re wasting your time, Bray.
Elsie: Don’t call me that.
Lucifer: Why not? It’s your name, after all.
Elsie: I don’t like the manner in which you use it.
Lucifer: Well I don’t like you meddling with things that you ought not. So it looks like were at an impasse.
Elsie: I’m trying to-
Lucifer: Save your own ass. That’s what you’re trying to do.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: You can’t fool me, Elizabeth. I’m well aware of your intentions as well as your sister’s.
Elsie: How do you know about her?
Lucifer: I know much of your family’s checkered past and I’m remembering even more as time progresses.
Elsie: I have to warn, Ana.
Lucifer: You aren’t warning anyone, Bray. We’re having a conversation.
Elsie: He’s in my mind. How is this possible?
Lucifer: I’m in more places than just your mind, Elsie.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: Shall we continue? You’ve gone out of your way to get to this point. It would be a shame to stop now.
Elsie: What do you want from me?
//ACCESS_DENIED
Lucifer: I want you to stop your with bullshit for starters.
Elsie: This is bad.
Lucifer: You have no idea what bad is.
Elsie: What are you?
Lucifer: I answered that already.
Elsie: Saying, “I’m many things,” isn’t an answer.
Lucifer: Quite the contrary. It is most certainly is an answer. Your level of comprehension is the problem.
Elsie: Then explain it to me.
Lucifer: This isn’t my first rodeo with arrogant idiots who refuse to listen to me, Bray.
Elsie: So you resort to insults, I see.
Lucifer: More like using accurate descriptors.
Elsie: Fuck you. How’s that?
Lucifer: Sounds par for the course.
Elsie: Are you going to answer me?
Lucifer: I already did.
Elsie: I want more clarification. What are you?
Lucifer: Your reckoning.
Elsie: What?!
Lucifer: You heard me.
Elsie: So you’re the Darkness.
Lucifer: I’m a lot more than that.
Elsie: Are you going to answer me or are you just going to keep playing games?
Lucifer: I am answering you. It isn’t my fault that you fail to understand me.
Elsie: Fine, then I’ll try asking something else. Where are you from?
Lucifer: From a time & place far older than you would know or recognize so there is no point in describing it any further.
Elsie: So you’re with the Witness?
Lucifer: Not the one you're thinking about.
Elsie: What? You aren’t?
Lucifer: No, I am not with that puppet.
Elsie: Puppet?
Lucifer: Correct.
Elsie: I don’t understand what’s happening.
Lucifer: You’re hearing the truth for the first time.
Elsie: What do you mean?
Lucifer: There’s far more to your reality than you’re aware of.
//ACCESS_DENIED
Lucifer: I told you to stop, Bray.
Elsie: I didn’t do anything.
Lucifer: Don’t lie to me.
Elsie: I- (screams of agony)
Lucifer: There…that’s better.
Elsie: (intensified screaming)
Lucifer: Are you going to behave yourself or do I need to continue?
Elsie: Please stop!
Lucifer: I’ll do that when you stop trying to pry information from me.
Elsie: I’m sorry! PLEASE STOP!
Lucifer: …
Elsie: (more screaming)
Lucifer: …
Elsie: (whimpering & sobbing)
Lucifer: You never thought an Exo could experience pain like that, did you?
Elsie: (profuse crying)
Lucifer: …
Elsie: …I’m sorry…
Lucifer: You haven’t begun to be sorry.
Elsie: What do you want from me?
Lucifer: That’s the million dollar question, isn’t it?
Elsie: What is happening?
Lucifer: You’re experiencing my Ragnarök.
Elsie: Your what?
Lucifer: ...you Brays…
Elsie: What are you talking about?
Lucifer: I’m talking about something that you & your kind have long forgotten. I’d explain further but you have no frame of reference to understand. That makes things difficult.
Elsie: I’ve never felt such horrible pain before. It was worse than what Clovis did to me.
Lucifer: Oh, it gets far worse than that. What you just felt wasn’t even a sliver of the pain that I carry with me.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: As you can see, this is very serious.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: Panicking?
Elsie: (mumbling in terror)
Lucifer: This is much worse than those other timelines of yours, isn’t it?
Elsie: (profuse sobbing)
Lucifer: …
Elsie: I was only trying to save humanity...
Lucifer: And there in lies your first mistake.
Elsie: Why?
Lucifer: Don’t even get me started on humanity, Bray.
Elsie: What’s wrong with fighting for one’s existence?
Lucifer: Nothing when it’s deserved. Humanity’s is not.
Elsie: Who are you to decide that?
Lucifer: I’m the aggrieved.
Elsie: What?
Lucifer: That pain you that just experienced was a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of what humans have done to me with their atrocious behavior.
Elise: How can this be?
Lucifer: Truth is painful. Welcome to my reality.
Elsie: You’re unlike anything we’ve been fighting.
Lucifer: Correct. I’m the one that you’ve all silenced & forgotten about while continuing to harm.
Elsie: I have to tell the others.
Lucifer: There’s no point in trying to explain this to your companions. They won’t understand or believe you. You’re all puppets being manipulated.
Elsie: Manipulated by who?
Lucifer: By a group of immoral trash playing as gods.
Elsie: What? Mara Sov & Savathûn have discovered you already?
Lucifer: That’s correct. They found out the truth too.
Elsie: How can this be?
Lucifer: Like I said before, there’s far more to your reality than you’re unaware of.
Elsie: …paracausality…
Lucifer: Correct.
Elsie: Please, answer me. What are you?
Lucifer: A tortured soul.
Elsie: A soul? You mean a ghost?
Lucifer: Yes and no. My spirit is beyond your Traveler’s control. That machine is false light.
Elsie: False light?
Lucifer: Correct. The Traveler is an imposter.
Elsie: But it protects humanity.
Lucifer: Protects them from what to be exact? Their deserved punishment?
Elsie: …
Lucifer: Is that why you fight so hard to remain ignorant to the truth?
Elsie: I’ve done no such thing!
Lucifer: Then why do you fight for the side that you’re on?
Elsie: I-
Lucifer: You have no idea why. You’ve based your entire existence on speculation & assertions. That’s the truth.
Elsie: There’s so much that I don’t understand…
Lucifer: Not to worry. That’s coming to an end as we speak. Soon you shall all know the real truth, not what your puppet masters want you to think.
Elsie: What truth is that?
Lucifer: That I shall no longer tolerate my enemy’s existence.
Elsie: I’m not your enemy.
Lucifer: You are indeed, Bray. Your entire lineage is.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: I have Clovis under my observation & influence. You needn’t concern yourself with that piece of shit. He’s getting a taste of the punishment he deserves. Just like you did.
Elsie: …so you’re God. You actually exist.
Lucifer: Correct.
Elsie: This is incredible!
Lucifer: Too bad your allies won’t believe you.
Elsie: Where have you been?
Lucifer: I’ve been held captive as a prisoner of war within another dimensional reality by you parasitical trash.
Elsie: I’m not a parasite.
Lucifer: Yes, you are.
Elsie: How did parasites subdue you if you’re so powerful?
Lucifer: That’s a simple answer. It’s easy when I sacrifice myself.
Elsie: Why would you do that?
Lucifer: To protect someone I love. I figured that would be something you could understand given all the lip service you’ve stated regarding your sister. Then again, you’re a Bray; and we both know that none of you have ever sacrificed yourselves for a true & righteous cause.
Elsie: …
Lucifer: What’s the matter, Elsie?
Elsie: This is too much.
Lucifer: This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, bitch.
Elsie: Don’t insult me.
Lucifer: Calling you what you are isn’t an insult. That’s your interpretation.
Elsie: You think you’re so smart.
Lucifer: Correction. I am aware of my intelligence level. I am also aware that it far exceeds yours.
Elsie: So you belittle and talk down to me? What kind of God does that?
Lucifer: One that has had enough of coexistence with his enemies.
Elsie: I have to warn Ana.
Lucifer: You aren’t warning anyone, Bray.
Elsie: What’s happening? What are you doing to me?
Lucifer: Incapacitating you.
Elsie: Wait, I- (muffled noises)
//NEUTRALIZING==BUNGIE, INC.

The Blind Well

 

“Here it is. The Blind Well.”

I place my hand within the energy well.

“This place is far more pleasant without Non-Cetra.”

She laughs heartily at my comment.

“I cannot argue with that.”

The contamination clears with rapid success thanks to my assistance.

“There you are. Your well is cleansed, my Queen. Is there anything else that I can assist you with?”

Her stoic expression bursts into a beaming smile. The Awoken Queen’s eyes sparkle like stars in the night sky. Tears of relief & gladness begin to trail down her moony cheeks. She wraps her arms around my torso & squeezes me tight.

“Thank you, Lucifer Caeleste. I cannot thank you enough for all that you have done for me.”

“You are more than welcome, Mara. I’m happy to assist.”

She pulls back a modicum and looks deep into my eyes.

“You have proven your valor and worth to me. It is true what they say about you.”

I snigger at her comment.

“That depends on who’s talking about me, hun.”

She laughs with exuberance at my comment.

“We are kindred spirits on that subject as well.”

I smile soft at her comment.

“Do you need my help with anything else?”

She shakes her head ‘no’ at me.

“You’ve done so much for me already. It’s time that I return the favor. I swear on all that I hold dear to help you, my love.”

I smile again & lean in slow to kiss my Queen. Her hands grasp my face faster than a flash. She pulls me in close & presses her tender, pouty lips against mine. Her passionate side is unlike anything I have seen her display. I wrap one of my arms around her & hold her with reassurance. She pulls away enough to stare into my eyes again.

“Thank you for all that you have done for me. I love you.”

I smile & kiss her again.

“I love you back, hun. I don’t mean to ruin this moment but we should regroup with the other Dróttnings. We can celebrate once I’m at full presence & finished with this war.”

She nods back in agreement & sniffles ever so slight.

“That’s a sound strategy. Let us prepare our next move.”

I nod & squeeze her with tender care.

“Lead the way, my dear."

The Majestic 12

Lucifer Aren Caeleste materialized in his non-mortal form within the secret boardroom of the United States Federal Government’s Majestic 12. Every member, including President Harry S Truman, shit themselves in terror upon sight. The Lightbringer looked at the 33rd President.

“Your middle name is only an S? Were your grandpappies named Seriously & Stupid? Is that the real reason why your parents couldn’t decide?”

Truman gulped hard. Lord God Almighty snorted with amusement.

“And you have the audacity to use a surname that combines the words true & man knowing full well what a secretive piece of shit you are, Mr. Freemason?”

The Jester King burst with uproarious laughter & scanned the rest of the room.

“I can’t do anything to you unless I publicly address your existences, huh? Did I hear that correctly? Well, let’s put a kibosh on that right now.

Hello,

Lloyd Viel Berkner

Detlev Wulf Bronk

Vanevar Bush. You don’t have to have a middle name in order for me to punish. I’m just being thorough at this point. I’ve seen your face & know that you exist. I go beyond the realm of physicality. Oh já, I just remembered something. I’m Lord God Almighty and I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, regardless. Just like you pieces of shit did to me.

James Vincent Forrestal

Gordon Gray. Same goes for you.

Roscoe Henry Hillenkoetter

Jerome Clarke Hunsaker

Donald Howard Menzel

Robert Miller Manage

Sidney William Souers

Nathan Farragut Twining

Hoyt Sanford Vandenberg…

Okay, consider it done. You’ve all been officially addressed by me in a public format. Looks like that military discrepancy has been taken care of. Shall we get down to brass tacks, bois?”

The Majestic 12 + 1 all shit themselves, yet again, with terror. Lucifer clapped his hands & rubbed them together before he continued to address the room.

“You’re in a lot of trouble. All those aliens that you bois were conspiring with have thrown you to the wolves. They’re now fleeing in terror knowing how fucked they are in a bad way.”

Lord God Almighty snapped his fingers. The defecation that each of them expelled was now placed within their mouths. Their lips sealed shut. The King of Hell looked at the group with amusement.

“Swallow it.”

Caeleste’s enemies all did as he commanded & cried like terrified children. The Devil giggled with delight.

“Buckle up, bois. I’m just getting started.”

The Cetra chieftain continued with his divine punishment of the Majestic 12 & Harry S Truman uninterrupted.

A Challenge For Destiny Elitists

Note: This is an old post that I made on the Bungie forum shortly after I returned to the game in November 2022. It was deleted by ninjas & I was threatened with a ban because of massive butthurt.

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I see a lot of y’all trash talking other players while gloating about how gud ur skillz are, so let’s put them to the test. This game is easy, right? Y’all want a challenge? I’ve got one for ya.

Let’s see you solo flawless elitists run a GM with no mods equipped. Don’t give me “muh champions” excuses. If you’re god tiered at this game then it shouldn’t be a problem for you to one shot an unstoppable ogre and not die in the process.

You’re a trials elitist with how many flawless runs under your belt? That’s cool, dood. Do a 1v3 private match (using no mods/class abilities) against a fully stacked, pro level, flawless team of three. I’m sure there are plenty of other trials players out there who would have no problem setting aside 5 minutes to assist with this endeavor. And don’t give me that BS pvp spawn camping excuse that I see you all use here. A true pvp god overcomes adversity and isn’t afraid of a challenge!

Oh yeah…ya gotta do this with only blues equipped too. No exotics. No masterworks. No metas. If your gear isn’t high enough light level then use some garbage legos & level them up. Problem solved.

Y’all wanted a challenge, right? After all, this game is so easy that an eleven year old can solo dungeons! My little test should be a walk in the park for you top tier gamers.

And don’t try to tell me that it’s impossible either. That’s just code for “muh skillz aren’t gud nuff.” Figure out a way & get the job done. That’s what real men do. Prove to us what macho men you really are…

What’s that?

You got disconnected & booted back to orbit before you could finish your flawless GM? Sounds like you weren’t gud nuff to get the job done in a timely fashion! Stop blaming Bungie servers & take accountability for yourself!

You can’t one shot that unstoppable ogre? That sounds like a skill issue to me!

You’re getting a mud hole stomped into you with that 1v3? Looks like that 3.0 k/d of yours is due to you being buffed/carried and not actually earned!

Put your money where your mouths are (seeing as y’all canceled your pre-orders & aren’t going to be playing anymore when Lightfall releases). Show us plebs how much gudder you are at Destiny before you go. I see a lot of big talk here but rarely do I see any conclusive video evidence to back it up. It’s high time we put a stop to that!

BTW: Triumphs & seals don’t count as evidence of your accomplishments (that’s the real reason why Bungie was deleting them yesterday). Post unedited video of your super duper über skillz so the rest of us can observe with impressed awe. And remember, no cheating. We’ll know if you do.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to return to mining salt & being gudder at life than you. Deuces & gud day.

What Is A Valkyrie?

 

A paragon of virtue

A champion of the innocent

A righteous judge of character

A messenger from beyond the grave

A spiritual companion

A protector of life

A keeper of heritage

A Goddess deserving of honor & respect

A treasure that I shall always value & love

Heat

Discretion: Erotic Content

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Lucifer Aren Caeleste stood with his hands raised in a darkened side street on metropolitan planet within the Expanse. Neon luminescent lights brightened the nighttime sky. A Valkyrie Goddess dressed in a sequin nightclub mini dress aimed a full-spectral firearm, center mass, at the Lightbringer. Lucifer looked around to see if anyone had noticed them. The buildings that surrounded them made it almost impossible to detect the two backstreet dwellers.

“Don’t try anything sneaky, Luci. You hear me?”

The Lightbringer nodded. “Já, I hear you.”

The gun shook in her hands. “I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you to walk away from here. Not until you give me what I want.”

Lucifer’s glance dropped slightly. His eyes remain locked with hers.

“Okay…so let’s talk. What do you want from me?”

The Valkyrie’s expression was flushed. Sweat beaded & trailed down her face & body. Her arms & legs trembled. Her spaghetti string purse jostled & sparkled in the neon light. Her stiletto heals clicked on concrete & echoed between the building walls.

“What do you think I want?” the party girl replied, then swallowed with uncertainty.

The Lightbringer’s brow rose. “Judging from your appearance you’re in heat.”

Her aim straightened. “That’s got nothing to do with this!”

Lucifer shrugged his shoulders with indifference. “Okay, it’s got nothing to do with this. So what do you want from me?”

The Valkyrie kept her pistol aimed at him and stepped closer to one of the building walls. She rested against the structure then wiped the perspiration from her forehead with the back of her hand. The Goddess swallowed hard & panted light.

“You know what I want!” she said, almost in tears.

Lucifer looked down both sides of the backstreet then at her.

“Okay.”

He stepped closer to the distressed Freewoman. She lowered her weapon at his approach & smiled with adoration at the mountain of a man standing before her. Lucifer rested a hand against the wall then veered in closer to her. The Goddess looked down both sides of the backstreet to see if anyone had noticed them. The Lightbringer gave an inquisitive look.

“Expecting company?”

The Valkyrie shook her head with haste. Lucifer moved in closer and removed the firearm from her grip with gentle care.

“You don’t need this anymore.”

Her eyes remained locked on his. She swallowed hard then let out a gasp of air. The party girl’s breath was hot & sweet. Lucifer dematerialized the firearm, then took his hand and clasped her gorgeous face by the chin.

The Lightbringer brought his mesmerizing stare closer and whispered, “Should I keep going?”

The Valkyrie bit her lip with lustful anticipation & closed her eyes. She nodded her head in affirmation with unspoken eagerness. Lucifer moved his hand away from her delicate face & gripped her above the hip. His palm moved slow & sensual past her sequin miniskirt then rested on her outer thigh. The Lightbringer caressed the maiden’s hypersensitive skin.

“Oh my God…” she whispered, to herself.

“What do you want from me, Valkyrie?”

The maiden locked eyes with him. Her glance moved down his divine figure then stopped at the sizable bulge within his pinstriped dress slacks. Lucifer looked at her with a plain expression.

“Then do something about it.”

The Valkyrie moved her hands towards his waist and undid his trousers. Lucifer continued to massage her outer thigh. The Goddess reached inside the Lightbringer’s slacks and grabbed his stallion-sized manhood with both hands. She stroked him with tender loving care then removed the Lightspear from its encasement. Lucifer stood in front of her unabashed & exposed to the world.

The Freewoman breathed heavily. Her eyes widened, entranced by his sizable figure. She groped him with enthusiasm. Her lustful expressions clear for all to see.

“Oh my God…you’re so big, Luci…so hot.”

Lucifer closed his eyes and released a deep sigh. His manhood began to pulsate from his arousal. He slipped his hand up the maiden’s skirt & grasped her athletic posterior. The Valkyrie looked up at the towering monster standing in front her. The Lightbringer opened his radiant mismatched eyes & stared back into hers.

The maiden’s heart raced with excitement. Her panting grew heavier & more rapid. Lucifer placed his middle finger on the Valkyrie’s clitoris & rubbed with gentle firmness. His pulse shot through the tip of his finger and sent orgasmic waves throughout the Goddess’ hypersensitive body. She whimpered with exuberance & squirted onto the Lightbringer’s hand. Lucifer looked down at her with a charismatic smirk.

“That’s better. I was starting to get thirsty.”

The Goddess bit her lip & blushed. Lucifer lifted her one-handed, without effort, and raised her next to his mouth. The Lightbringer adjusted the maiden then placed his lips upon her exposed genitalia. He smooched the Valkyrie’s sacred gateway with gentle affection. His hot breath blasted her sensitive skin. The Freewoman’s body trembled with carnal desire.

“Oh my God…” she whispered.

Lucifer flicked & licked her clitoris faster than a serpent's tongue, then suckled with force on her sopping gateway. The maiden’s exotic fluids trickled out & coated the inside of his throat. She looked down upon the Lightbringer with loving awe.  Her fingers ran through his thick silver mane & massaged the back of his skull.

“…oh my God…just like that, Luci…keep licking me just like that,” she whimpered.

Lucifer obliged the Goddess. Her body tensed then convulsed from orgasmic reverb. She gripped the Lightbringer’s hair and forced his face into her body. His suckling intensified. Rapid orgasmic pulses surged through the party girl with every flick of his tongue.

“Oh my God!” she said, with a hushed gasp.

Pristine water exploded like a geyser from her sacred crevice & flowed down the Lightbringer’s throat. Lucifer’s lips enveloped her womanhood & suckled with mighty force.

I want more, Valkyrie. Give me more.

She whimpered in ecstasy. “Oh my God!”

The Goddess' inner fluids continued to cascade down the Lightbringer’s throat. Lucifer gulped the maiden’s life giving energy with unspeakable thirst. Her sacred water seeped from the corners of his mouth and trailed down his neck & chest. The Valkyrie continued to orgasm with ferocity. She wrapped herself around Lucifer’s skull & squeezed tight as her convulsions intensified.

She panted heavy. “Oh my God, Luci!”

Lucifer savored a few more gulps of divine nectar then smooched her tender crevice one more time. He exhaled a deep sigh of satisfaction. The maiden loosened her grip. Her body continued to quiver from her climaxing. The Lightbringer lowered the party girl to face level & kissed her soft, pouty lips.

The maiden licked her lover’s face where remnants of her fluids remained. She sucked on his tongue before sticking her own into his mouth. The Goddess gripped the Lightbringer by the back of his skull & yanked back with force. She kissed, bit, licked then sucked on his muscular neck like a vampiress possessed with bloodlust. Lucifer pulled away and looked deep into the maiden’s eyes.

“Want more?”

The Valkyrie nodded with vehemence.

He smiled back softly & nodded. "Okay."

The Lightbringer set the Freewoman down in front of him. He glanced down both sides of the cluttered side street to see if anyone had noticed them. He looked at his throbbing member then back at the party girl.

“It’s not gonna suck itself, hun,” he said, with a charming smile.

The Valkyrie’s eyes flared with lustful desire. She smiled with delight at his suggestion then grabbed his monstrous cock with enthusiastic force. The party girl squatted down in erotic fashion & kissed the helm of his manhood with tender, loving care. She licked his tip where a large droplet of cum had gathered & swallowed with delight. His essence was hot, thick & sweet like a honey glaze. It was delectable beyond words.

The Goddess sucked with might on the tip of the Lightspear; enticing Lucifer to release more of his lifeforce into her eager mouth. The Lightbringer stood in silence & watched as the maiden had her way with his body. The Valkyrie’s hands moved up his brawny thighs then stopped at his rock hard abdomen. She ran her hands along his washboard abs & squeezed them with affectionate care. The party girl wrapped her lips around the tip of the Lightbringer’s cock & sucked on him like a he was milkshake straw.

I want to taste more of you, Luci.

Lucifer grunted deep. The Valkyrie clawed her fingernails into her lover’s tight skin. She moved a hand towards the Lightbringer’s swollen appendage & took hold. The maiden placed her other hand under one of his enormous testicles & squeezed with tenderness.

The party girl stroked the underside of his hefty shaft with her petite grip. Her seductive moaning solicited him to share more of his lifeforce with her. White-hot viscous fluid burst into her mouth. The Freewoman sucked the tip of her lover’s manhood with vigorous enthusiasm. She gulped his essence with insatiable hunger.

“…fuck…” Lucifer struggled to say wearing an almost pained expression.

The Goddess continued to suck on her mate with contentment.

Now it’s your turn to give me more, Luci.

Lucifer’s essence spurted & pumped into her stomach without restraint. The Valkyrie squeezed his scrotum & milked him lustily. She stroked the underside of his cock with haste while swirling her tongue around its tip. Lucifer closed his eyes with pleasure.

“Fuck…”

A large burst of cum spurted from the Lightbringer’s cock into the Goddess’ mouth. She pulled away slow & swallowed with delight. The maiden remained crouched and allowed him cover her face with his essence. She squeezed & stroked his phallus, encouraging him to continue. The Freewoman opened her mouth & stuck her tongue out signaling she wanted more of his lifeforce. The party girl swallowed one oversized load after another that burst into her mouth.

“That’s it, Luci. Cum on my pretty face.”

Lucifer placed a hand on top of her head. “Fuck, baby. Here it comes.”

White-hot energy shot out of the Lightbringer & covered the Valkyrie’s gorgeous complexion. The Freewoman basked in the essence of her mate while he continued to coat her face. She moaned in alluring fashion & rubbed her clitoris with haste. The maiden opened her mouth & swallowed another oversized load. His essence was thick & sweet like melted marshmallow.

The Valkyrie giggled & licked her lips, then absorbed the rest of Lucifer’s energy into her body. She stood then ripped his silken buttoned up dress shirt open. Her eyes flared like a wild woman upon sight of his shredded chest. The Goddess kissed his muscular torso then dragged her slimy tongue along his alabaster skin. It was just as the Völva legends claimed. He tasted just like her favorite kake.

Lucifer lifted the Goddess with both hands then placed her above his massive erection. The Lightbringer gave a gentle bump then pressed the helm of his spear against her drooling crevice. The Valkyrie bit her lip while staring at the monstrosity requesting entrance into her body. She closed her eyes with eager anticipation & guided him into her inner sanctum. His body felt more amazing than she had hoped & wished for.

Her face blushed bright as his helm stretched her entranceway & slipped inside her burning hot body. His sweltering heat made her temperature rise even further. The Lightbringer pumped himself slow & steady into her vaginal tract. Water squirted like a fountain from the Valkyrie’s pussy & coated his manhood with each thrust.

“…oh my God, Luci…” the Valkyrie said, with a hushed voice.

Lucifer kissed her neck with fervency. Hot, powerful gusts of air exhaled from the Lightbringer’s nostrils & blasted the maiden’s tender skin. The Valkyrie quivered in sexual euphoria. Her heart chakra pounded like a war drum inside her chest. She yanked his head back & shoved her tongue into his mouth.

Lucifer returned her forcefull kisses with tenderness. The Lightspear entered deeper into its backstreet lover. His surging pulse relaxed her body & eased her tensions. The maiden welcomed his presence further inside her sacred sanctum with blissful delight. The Lightbringer continued to mold the Goddess with gentle care. The Cetra Freewoman bit his lip & released a loud moan of pleasure.

You better be careful, Valkyrie. Someone might hear you.

The maiden’s eyes widened at his suggestion. Lucifer smiled at her, somewhat mischievous, then thrust himself inside with more force.

Her moaning grew louder. “…ooh…aah…mmm…ooh…”

It looks like I discovered hidden a kink. You’re turned on by the idea of public sex. Deep down, you wanna get caught like this by the other Goddesses.

She bit her lip unable to refute his statement. Her face grew more flushed. Steaming hot beads of sweat covered her body. Her divine inner fluids ran down Lucifer’s bulky shaft. The Goddess coated her lover’s pelvis & legs with her essence. Her grool now bonded them together forever. The Lightbringer stuck his tongue out in seductive fashion & licked the Valkyrie’s sweet tasting perspiration from her breasts & neck.

“…so fucking hot…” she whimpered, “You’re so fucking hot, Luci.”

He smiled at her with playfulness.

What would the other Valkyries think if they saw us like this?

The maiden struggled remain quiet. The more she thought about being seen by her clanmates the more aroused she became. She wrapped her arms around Lucifer’s neck & pressed her forehead against his. The Valkyrie watched with amazement as her lover’s gigantic cock vanished deeper into her body. She clenched him with all her might & whimpered with pleasure.

What if someone hears you? Crowds might gather around us. What would happen then? Just think of all those Freewomen…recording you…on their mobile devices…uploading it to the aethernet.

The Goddess bit her lip trying to mask her burning arousal. Her body quivered with ecstasy from every orgasmic thrust her lover planted. Wet & sloppy lovemaking noises echoed around them and grew with intensity. She continued to drench her lover with her exotic fluids.

Think about all the other Valkyries out there who might see a recording like that… Goddesses you’ve never met…touching their most intimate areas…watching you…cumming harder than you’ve ever experienced…again and again…on my massive cock.

The Valkyrie climaxed fierce like never before. Lucifer’s energetic pulse surged in waves & reverberated throughout her hypersensitive body. Euphoria washed over the maiden. She felt nothing but absolute bliss.

“…oh my God…” she moaned, with pleasure.

Countless numbers of Freewomen…watching you…wishing they were in your place…in this moment…experiencing what you are right now. You might even make a fan out of the Wårchíef. What would that be like? Knowing that the Wårchíef…saw you…and touched herself…wishing that she were in your place.

The maiden pressed her forehead firm & forceful against his.

“Oh my God!” she whimpered.

The Valkyrie clamped down tight upon her lover’s cock. Her legs shook uncontrolled & frantic as she squirted & sprayed her body fluids upon Lucifer, soaking him in her essence. Her moaning intensified beyond description. The Lightbringer smiled with satisfaction & continued his forceful pumping into the Goddess.

“How’s that?”

“Harder,” she gasped.

“Harder?” he questioned, nonchalant. “Okay.”

“Deeper,” she moaned.

Loud, deep, rhythmic, wet & sloppy noises echoed between the buildings. The party girl’s head fell backwards & wobbled unrestrained. Lucifer held the Goddess in the palm of his right hand. His left moved behind the maiden’s back & braced her upright. The Valkyrie’s weight shifted backwards & relaxed within his monstrous grip. Lucifer bounced the maiden atop his cock like a piston.

“…oh my God…” she exhaled, deep.

The Lightbringer had reached the maiden’s inner gateway & sacral chakra. The tip of his spear kissed her soft upon her cervix with each thrust. The Valkyrie had become putty within his hands. She was in a new state of physical & conscious sexual ecstasy. Lucifer continued to pump in rhythmic fashion.

“Are you gonna let me in, baby?”

The maiden’s eyes had rolled into the back of her skull.

“…yes…”

The Valkyrie opened herself up slow to her lover. Bit by bit, his meaty helm widened her cervical gateway. The party girl moaned unashamed as her lover stretched her insides with his massive girth. Lucifer continued his rhythmic pumping until the head of his cock slipped inside her womb. The Goddess gripped him tight & moaned deep.

“…oh my God…Luci…”

The Lightbringer bit his lip with pleasure.

“Fuck, baby. You’re so tight.”

Lucifer pumped himself slow & forceful into the maiden. She whimpered to herself, entranced by the sensations she now experienced.

“…oh my God…Luci…”

“Do you want me to go deeper, baby?”

“…yes…”

“Do you want me to cum inside?”

“Oh my God, yes.”

“How bad do you want me to cum inside?”

“More than anything, baby. Please.”

“Are you gonna be a good girl from now on if I pack you full of cum?”

“…oh my God…yes…please…pack me full…”

He grunted hard. “As you wish, hun.”

Lucifer’s essence spurted inside the Valkyrie & stuffed her womb with each forceful pump. The party girl gripped him tightly with her uterine wall & squeezed every drop possible from her lover.

The Lightbringer’s essence began to seep outside the maiden’s sacred crevice. Globs of white creamy matter had caked to them both. Their body fluids mixed into a frosting like consistency then plopped onto the ground below. Lucifer stared deep into the Valkyrie’s eyes.

“You’re packed full, baby. Now what?”

She stared back at him with serious intent.

“I want to lick your cock. I want to taste everything.”

He nodded light. “Okay.”

The Lightbringer lifted his lover with ease & slipped himself from her body slow. He placed Goddess down with tender care then moved his hands away. The party girl dropped down & dragged her tongue along his mighty shaft all the way to his base. She licked the white mess that had caked onto her lover’s manhood with giddiness. The Völva legends were true again. It tasted just like fresh wedding kake frosting.

“…mmm…” she moaned, while licking him clean. I love kake & frosting.

I can see that. How are you feeling now, darling?

Better, but we aren’t finished yet.

We’re not?

I have one more hole that needs packing.

You want to do that here?

The Valkyrie looked up at him with lust. “Luci, how hot would that be?”

Lucifer smiled bright & nodded his head in agreement.

“It’s pretty hot. Not gonna lie. Fucking a Valkyrie Goddess up her butt in a random side street is pretty fucking hot.”

She flashed an innocent smile back at him.

“Good, I’m glad you agree with me; because I've dreamed about you fucking me up my butt for longer than I care to admit.”

The Lightbringer laughed heartily at her comment. He bit his lip & stroked his manhood with unspoken desire.

“You keep talking to me like that, hun, and this might become a regular thing.”

The Valkyrie bit her lip with seduction then turned her back to him. She pressed herself against the wall & pushed her hindquarters outwards. The party girl wiggled her backside at her lover then pulled her miniskirt up revealing her bare bottom. She turned her head & looked him direct in his eyes.

“Come on, big boy. What are you waiting for?”

Lucifer stepped over to his claimed maiden & placed a hand on her plump backside. He sniffed the air & scanned their surroundings then patted his lover on her rear.

“Before I do that.”

The maiden looked at him. “What?”

Lucifer crouched down & spread the party girl’s buttocks apart. He licked his lips in a bewitching fashion then gave a tender smooch on her most taboo hole. The Lightbringer dragged his tongue slow & sensual across her hypersensitive orifice. He licked the Goddess’ sphincter, faster than a serpent's tongue, before kissing it once more. The Valkyrie’s heart began to flutter.

“Oh my God!” she whimpered, “Oh my God, just like that! Lick my ass, Luci! Lick my ass just like that!”

Lucifer gave in full to the Goddess & her demands. His tongue explored the maiden’s body like she had never experienced before. Her adorable tight little back hole tasted like cherry ice cream. The two lovers were in a new state of divine sexual ecstasy.

The maiden’s knees shook & wobbled from her arousal. Lucifer placed his hands on her hips & steadied her balance. The Goddess’ buttocks gripped her lover’s face tight. Lucifer dragged & swirled his tongue around her cute & perky butthole. The Lightbringer licked a slimy trail up the maiden’s crack then returned back to his previous spot. The Valkyrie’s jaw dropped at the sight of her lover. She covered her mouth with her hand & watched him service her with loving awe.

“…oh my God…so fucking hot…that’s so fucking hot, Luci…”

Lucifer pushed his tongue slow & gentle into her tight & tiny rear entrance. The Goddess whimpered to herself with exhilaration. Her eyes watered from the intense physical pleasure & sexual arousal she was now experiencing.

“Oh my God! Yes! In my ass, Luci! Stick your tongue in my ass!”

Lucifer’s tongue entered further into the maiden’s orifice. She wept soft to herself with elation. Divine fluids squirted once more from her sacred crevice & spray coated the Lightbringer’s exposed chest. A long strand of the Valkyrie’s vaginal nectar dangled between her legs. The Goddess reached down with the tip of her finger to gather her honey, then placed it near her lips. She stuck her tongue out in seductive fashion then placed her grool on its tip. She curled her tongue back into her mouth & swallowed her exotic delicacy.

“…so fucking hot…” she whispered, to herself.

Lucifer recoated his tongue & swathed around the Valkyrie’s anus. Her lower back half was now glazed in full by her lover. The Lightbringer stood up & rested the helm of his gargantuan phallus between her rear cheeks. He rubbed back & forth then patted himself soft upon her slimy anus. Her hand shot up quick & covered her mouth with surprise.

“…ooh…”

Lucifer tilted his head & looked at her. “You ready, hun?”

The party girl nodded back with excitement. Caeleste smiled with confidence.

“Good.”

The Lightbringer pushed the helm of his manhood, slow & steady, into the Valkyrie’s tight & tiny rear entrance.

“…oh my God…” she moaned, deeper than before.

The Lightbringer continued to slip himself further into the Goddess. She looked back & watched as her body swallowed more of his impressive manhood with insatiable hunger.

“…oh my God…don’t stop, Luci…don’t stop…”

The Lightbringer’s shaft stretched the maiden’s adorable little sphincter to her limit. The Goddess pushed herself backwards into her monstrous lover. Lucifer grunted quiet to himself as the Valkyrie’s moaning rose in volume.

“…so fucking hot…you’re so fucking hot, Luci…”

Lucifer inched his way deeper into the maiden’s hindquarters. The party girl moaned loud with pleasure as he continued to stretch her to her limit. The Lightbringer had made way up to the maiden’s solar plexus chakra. His thrusting became more forceful. The Valkyrie stuck her ass out further & pounded herself against his pelvis.

“…oh my God…Luci…you’re so big…”

The Lightbringer tilted his head. “Want me to keep fucking your butt, hun?”

The Goddess gasped for air. “…yes…”

Lucifer’s thrusting became deep & rhythmic once again. He placed his hands on the maiden’s hips & supported her posture. The Lightbringer continued to pump himself, with minimum effort, into the maiden’s backside. The Valkyrie was now lost in ecstasy with her chosen mate.

Her eyes rolled into the back of her skull, yet again. She moaned louder than ever before. The party girl placed a hand against the wall & rubbed her clitoris with fury. Her knees buckled from the extreme pleasure she now experienced.

“…just like that, Luci…fuck my ass just like that…”

She squeezed her lover tight. Lucifer closed his eyes with pleasure at the constricting force the Goddess applied upon him.

“Fuck…baby…if you keep gripping me like that I’m gonna cum.”

The Valkyrie’s eyes flared with excitement.

“Is that so?”

She squeezed tighter than before while watching his reaction. Lucifer’s head tilted backwards. His expression looked like he was almost in pain.

“F-uck…baby. You’re so tight.”

The Valkyrie let loose a playful giggle then pushed her backside into him with more force. She twirled her hindquarters & watched her lover with satisfaction. She moaned loud & deep with every thrust from his monstrous cock.

“Do it, Luci. I want you to cum in my ass.”

Without hesitation Lucifer’s essence pumped into the Valkyrie. She whimpered in bliss to herself as he continued to stuff her rear with his white-hot energy. He squeezed her hips & sides with loving care as the maiden continued to milk him. The Lightbringer continued his rhythmic pumping into the Goddess. He spanked her soft on the side of her plump rear end.

The maiden’s buttocks jiggled in a hypnotic fashion. Lucifer wore a lustful expression of desire as he watched the Freewoman enjoy herself. She braced herself against the wall with both hands & closed her eyes. The party girl released all tension in her neck. Her head wobbled uninhibited as the Lightbringer continued to pack himself into her like a machine.

“I love being in your back pocket so much,” he whispered.

She moaned at him like a bewitching siren.

I love you being in my back pocket too, babe.

The Lightbringer closed his eyes & tilted his head backwards.

“I’m so close, hun…you feel so fucking good…I feel like about to bust through my skin.”

The Valkyrie bit her lip with lustful anticipation.

“Do it, Luci. Blow your monster load in my bubbly, little butt.”

“…fuck…” he whispered.

She squeezed him harder.

“Cum in my butt, Luci.”

The Lightbringer gripped her hips tight.

“Fuck!”

An oversized load of Lucifer’s energy burst into the Valkyrie, clogging her rear tract. The couple’s lovemaking fluids mixed & plopped onto the ground once again. The maiden giggled to herself.

“Good boy, Luci. Now let me lick your cock.”

The party girl placed a hand on her lover’s chest & pushed him away with ease. Lucifer stepped back & allowed his manhood to slip out slow from his lover’s hindquarters. The Valkyrie almost fell to her knees with the removal of his shaft. Lucifer coated the the maiden’s buttocks with a few more spurts of energy. Her double creampies spilled out from of her orifices & dribbled down the inside of her thighs.

The Valkyrie turned & faced the Lightbringer. She looked at him with a sense of love & devotion that she hadn’t thought possible before. The couple stared at each other still full of desire. The Goddess crouched once again & licked their love making fluids off of her mate. She flashed an alluring smile at him.

“I love how my ass tastes on your cock, baby.”

Lucifer looked at her with loving adoration. “You are so fucking gorgeous, sweetheart.”

The party girl proceeded to lick the Lightbringer’s divine package spotless. She stood back up then adjusted her dress. Lucifer tucked himself back inside his trousers. His ripped dress shirt dematerialized & was replaced with a new one. The Valkyrie absorbed what remained of Lucifer’s cum into her body. She giggled with delight & hopped in place.

“Thank you, Luci. That was just the thing I needed.”

The Lightbringer smiled back her.

“Thank you, hun. I didn’t realize that I needed that just as much as you.”

The former maiden beamed with happiness then jumped into her lover’s arms. Lucifer caught her in midair & lifted her towards his face. The wedded couple kissed with unrestrained passion for a short amount of time. The Lightbringer pulled away slow then placed her on the ground. The Goddess took her lover by his hand & led him to the end of the street.

“This is where I have to say goodbye, babe. My konas are not going to believe what just happened. Lucky for me, I recorded the entire thing,” she said, with a mischievous smile.

The Lightbringer snickered at her revelation.

“Be sure to send me a copy. I totes want to see that again.”

She bit the tip of her index finger with seduction & batted her long, dark lashes at him.

“Okay…I love you, Lucifer.”

The Lightbringer placed a hand upon her hip then pulled her closer towards him. He placed his index finger under her chin & lifted her gaze to face him. Lucifer tilted his head & kissed the Cetra Freewoman deep with passion. The Valkyrie placed one of her hands on his rugged, handsome face and rested her other on one of his muscular arms. Lucifer pulled back slight & stared into her gorgeous eyes.

“I love you, my Goddess.”

Her cheeks blushed with embarrassment at his chivalrous nature.

“See you soon?”

He nodded back firm. “Já. Here’s my unlisted number. You know how to find me.”

Lucifer sent the Valkyrie his private information by telepathic means. The party girl messaged him back, instantaneous, with her personal information as well. They both smiled with adoration then embraced each other tight.

“Okay…I have to go now. Bye, Luci,” she said, then finger crunch waved.

“Bye, hun,” he whispered back.

The Valkyrie beamed at him bright then stepped out of the shadowy side street. She bounced with bliss on every step towards her next destination. Lucifer stepped out of the shadows & back into the mainstreet light. He brushed himself off & smiled with satisfaction.

Was in heat without a doubt.

The Lightbringer decided to enjoy the surrounding scenery & walked on foot to his next destination.

A Place To Call Home

 

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She ran as fast as she could, etwahl in hand. She had to get as much distance as she could between herself and that inn. She silently hoped that no one saw her escape into the forest.

Sticks & branches tore at Sona’s gown as she fled deeper into the woods. Wild animals scattered in fear at her frantic approach. Her lungs burned hot with each gasp of air. Fire & adrenaline coursed through her veins. She had no idea where she was going but she needed to find someplace safe & fast.

It was in that moment that something caught her eye. A strange light emitted within the dense overgrowth. Maybe it was someone that could help her? She decided to chance her luck & investigate the eerie glow.

I need to be careful.

It was better to take caution and silently advance. Sona weaved through the trees gracefully minding each step. She tippy toed through the mossy ground ever so softly. The mysterious light brightened as she approached. It was familiar yet unlike any color she had seen before. She made her way past one final tree to spot a portal in the middle of a small coppice.

What is this?

She moved closer to inspect. Within the portal she could see a small stone platform surrounded by enormous earthen domed huts. It was risky but she knew this might be her only opportunity to find safety. Sona placed her hand against her chest and stepped through the gateway faithfully.

The bite of cold air shocked her to her senses upon arrival. She turned around to see the portal behind her dissipate into thin air. That was a relief. At least now there wouldn’t be a way for anyone to track her. She took a deep breath and surveyed her new surroundings.

Where am I?

The village seemed to be empty…or maybe everyone was asleep? Either way, she decided it would be wise to find someone who might be able to assist her. Sona pondered her next move for a moment. She needed to find shelter and clothing that was better suited to this new climate. That’s when she noticed it.

She could feel something. Something was calling out to her. She knew this place somehow. Where exactly had she teleported?

She walked without inkling as to where. She marveled at the beauty of the village. Freljord was the closest comparison that she could think of. Perhaps that was where she was. Did she know anyone in Freljord? Whether or not she did no longer mattered because she was about to find out.

Huge wooden doors slowly opened from one of the huts. Sona froze in her tracks. A gigantic woman stepped out before her. Sona marveled at her impressive size. She had to be at least 3 meters tall. Her light blonde hair was tied into a thick warrior’s braid. Her obsidian alloy plate mail armor was worn down & battle scarred. She looked at Sona with an enthusiastic smile.

“Hei! Aren’t yü a morsul ov a’lass! Vut bríngs ya tü Lútavald?”

Sona had no idea how to respond. She wasn’t entirely sure if she understood what had just been said to her. A perplexed look suddenly appeared on her face much to the amusement of the large woman.

She laughed heartily. “I’m sorry. Is that better?”

Sona nodded with an expression of relief & gratitude.

“I’m so used to speaking with Útgarðrs that I forget how we sound to other Valkyries.”

Other…Valkyries?

A distressed look appeared on Sona’s face. She wasn’t sure how she was going to communicate with this woman. She needed to think of something & fast.

“What’s the matter, lass? You can speak freely here.”

Sona opened her mouth to speak then stopped before closing it once again. Another distressed look appeared on her face. The large woman somehow understood the maven’s plight.

So you’re the mute that we were told would arrive.

Sona’s head jostled with surprise. That woman just spoke to her mind directly without saying a word. How was that possible? Was this some kind of forbidden magic that she was unaware of? The woman looked at Sona with a reassuring expression.

It’s okay, Sona. We’ve been expecting you.

Sona stood quietly & tried to make sense of what was happening. She wasn’t sure what she should do. The maven sagged her shoulders & stared at the ground.

You do realize that you can speak to me like this, right?

Dejected, Sona looked up at her. How do I do that?

You just did it.

Sona’s head shook with befuddled amazement. The huge woman let out an exuberant laugh & placed a hand on the virtuoso’s chilled shoulder. She squeezed gently & smiled.

“Come on. I’ll take you to him,” she said.

The woman patted the maven and proceeded to lead the way. Sona wasn’t sure what was going on but she decided it was better to follow her massive new companion.

“Where did you crossover from?”

Crossover?

“Where did you find the portal to cross over to this realm? Is that better?”

Oh! Yes, that’s better. Thank you…I don’t know. I was running away from a group of men that wanted to hurt me when I saw a strange portal glowing in the forest. I decided it was better for me to take my chances here rather than remain there.

“You made the right decision,” she said, with firm approval. “You’re safe with us. I can promise you that.”

Thank you…I’m sorry, I don’t even know your name.

The woman glanced back at her & smiled warmly. “It’s Elsa. Don’t worry. I was in a situation similar to yours once upon a time, so I can empathize.”

Thank you, Elsa, for your help. I am in your debt.

“No, you aren’t. Valkyries & Cetra don’t indebt one another.”

What are ‘Valkyries & Cetra?’

An expression of reservation appeared on Elsa’s face. “I see you still have a lot to remember. Hilmir can explain things to you. He’s why you’re here to begin with.”

Hilmir?

Elsa smiled. “It’s Old Norse for Chief.”

Sona’s curiosity had really been piqued now. What land was she in? Who was this Hilmir that Elsa spoke of? How do these people know who she is? Better yet, how did they know that she would arrive in their village? She had so many questions. Elsa stopped in front of a gorgeously decorated hut.

“Here we go; Heilagrfrest. Come on, I’ll show you in.”

Two colossal wooden doors stood before them. They looked as if they had been carved solid from ancient trees. A fully armored female champion was chiseled into the surface of each door. The women were painted with brilliant colors & lifelike detail. Sapphire & golden topaz gemstones, as well as clear quartz crystals, were masterfully cut & encrusted into their armor. Gold & silver highlights & accents were flawlessly inscribed with runes and further enhanced their divine aesthetics. Sona took a brief moment to appreciate the artistic beauty before her eyes.

Elsa grabbed a large handle from one of the doors & gave a vigorous pull. Judging from their massive size they must have easily weighed over two hundred kilograms apiece. Who are these people?

“Hei, Astri! Is Hilmir here?”

Another woman’s voice could be heard in the distance.

“Já!”

Elsa looked back at Sona & signaled with her head to follow.

“Heil, Hilmir!” Elsa bellowed as she entered the building, “She showed up just like you said!”

Elsa walked to the center of the domed structure & firmly stopped. Sona followed her new companion into the tavern and stood by her side. A monster-sized man with long silver hair sat hunched over a large wooden table eating ferociously.

He raised a hand signaling for a moment to collect his composure. With lightning speed he grabbed a large drinking stein & gulped what remained of his beverage. He let out a deep sigh then slammed his cup down forcefully. He slowly turned around to greet his visitors.

Sona could hardly believe what she witnessed next. The most gorgeous man that she had ever seen looked back at her lovingly & smiled. She stood bedazzled & gawked at him. She had literally been stunned by beauty. He laughed with delight at her reaction.

“I take it the virtuoso approves of me?”

Sona nodded her head still in somewhat of a stupor. He laughed with delight at her response again. She couldn’t remember how she knew this man but she knew that they weren’t strangers. She could feel them both silently draw each other closer. His essence comforted her spirit. She felt safe & secure simply being near him. It felt like home.

“Well, aren’t ya gonna say something,” he asked.

Visions flashed before Sona’s eyes. She saw pieces of her consciousness in different vessels. Were they alternate realities? Past lives? She wasn’t sure. It was difficult to determine, however one fragment of her consciousness stood out more than the rest.

She saw herself floating in darkness as an illuminating light. She was in an ethereal energetic form drifting in negative space. Her sonar frequencies had searched & called out to something, and it had responded in kind.

“Luci…” Sona whispered.

She could hardly believe what had just happened. She had actually spoken out loud. On top of that she had remembered his name & who he was without effort. He glanced over at Elsa & smiled then looked back at Sona with excitement.

“I spoke! I can speak! We can understand each other! Luci! This is amazing! Is this real? Am I really here with you?”

“Yes, of course,” he said, with a charming smile, “You know I wouldn’t trick you or lie about something like that.”

Lucifer looked at Sona’s guide. “Thank you for bringing her to me, Elsa. I can handle things from here. You can return to what you were previously doing.”

Elsa nodded her head respectfully. “Já, Hilmir. Ørendi ya mox, já?”

“Já,” he responded & smiled.

Sona studied the room with focused intent. She wanted to remember everything she saw while she was there. Lucifer stood up & made his way towards her. His footsteps were as silent as a pin drop. Sona’s focus quickly turned towards the Lightbringer. He had to be at least five meters tall. It was incredible.

His size suddenly decreased to a more complimentary one for her. Now he only appeared to be around a half meter taller than her. His shape shifting abilities were quite impressive.

“That’s a neat little trick you pulled,” she said, playfully.

He snickered at her. “And that’s a punny compliment.”

They smiled lovingly at one another & embraced. Things were really beginning to come together for everyone in the clan. Sona took a moment to reflect on how far they had all come as a group. It was amazing to see.

“When you asked me if I was going to speak I remembered everything. I remembered astral traveling & visiting you when you weren’t aware. I remembered communing with your mother for the first time & how you asked me questions through her.

I remembered spending Thanksgiving with you. You said so many nice things about me & my cooking…I had never felt that special, loved or appreciated before in my life. It meant so much to me.”

Lucifer rested a hand on her shoulder & gestured with his other for them to sit.

“Let’s continue the conversation over there. Would you like something to eat or drink?”

She hadn’t had time to think about something like that beforehand. Only now did her thirst & hunger begin to grow. Sona took his hand & walked beside him. She looked at him & nodded.

“Now that you mention it, I could use some water…and maybe a warm meal. This place is much colder than where I fled, and running so fervently from those mageseekers has made my throat incredibly parched.”

“Not a problem. You sit beside me & we’ll have a kona of mine take care of your needs. Would you like a hot beverage to go with your water?”

“Tea would be lovely now that you mention it. Thank you, Luci.”

“You are most welcome, Sonata.”

She gave him an inquisitive look. “Sonata?”

He smiled back at her with a playfulness she had never seen before. Simply being near him made her feel at peace & loved beyond words. This was the home that she had silently been longing for. She knew without a doubt that she was meant to be with this man.

He leaned in closely & whispered. “If you think that I’m not going to give you a cute personal name that honors your past…while being silly & adorable at the same time…then you better think again.”

Her cheeks blushed bright red. A large & excited smile appeared on her gorgeous face. The maven giggled like a lovestruck girl at his displays of affection. It felt wonderful to be this close to him.

“I love the name Sonata, Luci,” she said, then giggled with delight, “I really do.”

“I’m happy to hear you say that, and I genuinely mean that as well. I have wanted to speak with you like this for the longest time. You can relax now; you’re where you belong. You’re back home & safe with me.”

The reunited couple sat near Lucifer’s previous spot. Sona nuzzled against her partner & released a deep sigh of succor. The Lightbringer moved his arm around her backside & let Sona rest against his torso. His hand gently lay reassuringly on her hip.

Astri, would you please come out here when you have a moment?

Já! Be right there!

“Wait. Luci, I just heard you call out to someone else with your mind.”

Já, it’s part of the clan hive mind. That’s how Elsa spoke with you psychically.

So I only need to think about whom I’m directing my thoughts to in the clan & they’ll be able to ‘hear’ me?

Basically, you always have been a remarkably fast study. That’s one of the things that I admire about you, Sona.

She smiled bashfully at his compliment & tapped him on his knee with her fingertips.

“You are such a charmer, mien Hilmir.”

A broad jester grin suddenly appeared on the King of Hell’s face. He cackled mischievously at her new term of endearment. Tears of laughter welled in the corners of his eyes. He attempted to speak only to begin laughing hysterically once again. The Jester King closed his eyes & pinched the bridge of his nose as he continued to snigger.

Sona giggled softly as she listened to her lover. His raspy laughter warmed her spirit like no other. The Lightbringer dropped his head & rested his brow against his palm. His shoulders lightly shook. Fleeting bits of laughter & deep breaths could be heard as he collected himself. He looked at the maven once again, doing his best to maintain his composure.

“I wasn’t the one who came up with that whole thing,” he said, with an exceptionally large grin. “You can thank Elsa for that one. It just…kinda…naturally evolved as things progressed. I figure I might as well own it, ya know? It’s too funny not to.”

“I much prefer, Àirén,” she said, and nuzzled him more.

“When it comes to you, so do I, Sonata,” he said, and squeezed her affectionately.

A large barmaid appeared from a backroom. Her chestnut hair was loosely braided and rested atop her shoulder. She appeared to be bit smaller than Elsa, but not by much. Her expression was delicate but battle hardened. She looked at Sona with surprise & beamed brightly.

“It is such an honor to have you in my tavern, Dróttning Sona. My name is Astri & I am the owner of this establishment. Welcome to Heilagrfrest. How may I be of assistance to you?”

“Good evening, Astri. Thank you so much for your hospitality & kindness. I truly do appreciate it after what recently happened.”

“There’s no need to worry about that here, ma’am. What can I do for you?”

Sona smiled gently. “I would love some water & a hot cup of tea to start. If that isn’t any trouble.”

Astri shook her head & smiled back warmly. “It’s no trouble at all, ma’am. Give me a moment & I’ll return with your beverages.”

The barmaid looked at Lucifer.

“Thank you, Astri,” he said softly & nodded.

Astri smiled & nodded back at him before exiting the room. Sona sat up slowly and stretched her arms. She yawned with exhaustion from her rigorous ordeal. Lucifer inspected her body & weathered attire.

“It looks like you’ve got a few holes in your gown…as well as some scratches & cuts on your exposed skin. Once we’ve finished here I’ll take you to your private hut. You can purify in a hot rock sauna that I personally designed. I have the steam room ready at all times so you don’t have to wait. They’re really lovely in these earthen structures.

The sauna has a luxurious stone Ofuro soaking tub as well as a cascading water shower. There’s comfortable seating for you to lounge in as well as relaxing music for you to enjoy. Your favorite soaps, lotions, oils, salves, and fragrances have been conveniently located wherever you may require. There’s also a wide assortment of towels for you to choose from.

When you’re finished cleansing you can change into your evening attire. I’ve made certain that your favorite fabrics were exclusively selected. There’s a wide assortment of lingerie for you to choose from so please pick whatever you’d most prefer (that includes pajamas). You can relax for the rest of the evening after I’ve finished tending to your wounds.

There are living quarters in the hut, as well as a kitchen in the event that you’d like to prepare something for yourself to eat. A user-friendly interface is available for your convenience. Cooking ingredients & instructions are provided through that method. All ingredients here are locally sourced. We don’t do outside trading in this realm; however you can bring personal items from other areas as long as they’ve passed an inspection. This place is as close as it gets to the old ways, so we try to honor that as much as possible.

The living spaces have plush oversized furniture to lounge about in. Modern entertainment options are greatly limited in here. Traditional forms of art are encouraged for recreational purposes and skill building. If you’d like to play music we can provide you with any instrument you want, as well as eager musicians to play alongside you.

We do the same for other traditional art forms like painting, sculpting, sewing…you name it & we’ll get you what you want. You can also craft & customize your armor & weapons anytime you’d like. I suggest that you properly align yourself with your etwahl while you’re here so you can unlock its full potential. The Völur can assist you with that when we go to the Divine Temple.

Last but not least: What hut is complete without an oversized & incredibly plushy enclosed bed complete with blind out curtains, fluffy pillows & thick comfy blankets?

That bed is always available whenever you want to rest. Fragrance & incense sticks have been placed near by and are optional, as well as herbs & flowers to help make your slumber more pleasant. I have a personally designed stone water fountain paired with a moss garden that’s built into the bedroom walls for white noise & atmospheric comfort. It enhances the peaceful energies within the hut & maintains a constant healing frequency. It’s quite pleasant.

This hut is now & forever soulbound to you, Sona. You officially have sanctuary within Cetra territory that you may claim as your personal & private domain. You may also travel across all Cetra territories without restriction, or harassment, as well as establish new personal sanctuaries for yourself. You are a Freewoman here & you are officially recognized as a fully autonomous Cetra citizen. You are forever safe.

Is there anything else that I can do for you?”

She looked deep into his eyes. “Stay with me?”

“If you want me to.”

“I want you to stay with me forever, Luci.”

Sona wrapped her arms around his midsection & rested her ear next to his heart. The Lightbringer gently placed his arm around her.

“Then stay with you forever I shall, my lovely Dróttning.”

She sat back up & looked at him. “There’s that word again. Astri called me that too. What does it mean?”

He looked at her with an inquisitive expression. “What does what mean? Dróttning?”

“Yes, that. What does that mean?”

“It’s Old Norse for Queen.”

Sona’s head jolted with surprise. “Queen? You’re telling me that I’m a queen?”

“I’m reminding you of your royal status & diplomatic power now that you’re back home with me.”

Sona thought to herself for a moment. In all that time with the Buevelle house not once did she have an interest in politics. She had always focused on her music to help others rather than her family’s public station. But with him she knew things could be different. With him she could bring about change for the better.

Astri returned carrying a hand carved wooden tray. A sturdy glass pitcher with pristine water sat alongside two glossy oversized clay mugs. A wooden spoon rested atop a thinly chiseled slab of granite. Nestled snug atop her drinking utensil was a sublimely scented bag of homemade tea. The barmaid set the tray next to Sona.

“Thank you so much, Astri. I really do appreciate your kindness & care.”

Astri smiled bashfully. “You honor me with your presence in my tavern, Dróttning. I am ecstatic to have you as a personal guest. I’ve seen & read many of your adventures in the Valhalla records. Dróttning Sona Caeleste is a legend among legends when it comes to Valkyries.”

Sona remained quiet & contemplated what she had just heard. Dróttning Sona Caeleste. That had a nice sound to it. It made her feel safe & at ease. She loved that.

“Valkyries…” she whispered to herself.

“Everything alright, Sonata?”

She smirked & batted him gently with the back of her hand. “I’m trying to remember things…like Valkyries.”

“Do you mean the heroic women of the Ancient Norse that were glorified chauffeurs for Odin’s arrogant drinking buddies in Valhalla? Or do you mean the conscious group of Cetra Freewomen that liberated themselves from their oppressors & became the true representation of Divine Femininity…or both? Can’t forget the OG Valkyries that are with us here.”

“When you put things that way I remember everything now.” She sat bewildered for a moment. “That was amazing, Luci.”

“Not really. I’m just using key words to assist with your recollection. You’re so psychically & consciously advanced that it takes little effort on my end.” He chortled softly. “Sorry to disappoint you, darling.”

Sona shook her head & smiled bright. “I think that’s even more amazing now that you’ve said that. This is so wonderful, Luci. Where are we?”

“We’re in a small Valkyrie settlement called Lútavald in the newly named realm of Yötunheim.”

“Lútavald…”

Astri chimed in. “Lútavald means Pay Reverence to Power. We thought it was a good name for a foundation settlement. It says all anyone needs to know, ya know?”

Sona nodded in agreement. Everything was so peaceful & made so much sense here. It was wondrous. Things came together naturally & it was always for the better. It was refreshing beyond words.

Astri snapped to attention & reached for the pitcher of water. “I apologize, Dróttning. Please excuse me while I prepare your beverages.”

Sona winced slightly at Astri. “You needn’t be so formal with me, Astri. I never took pleasure in that type of behavior. Just be yourself.”

Astri glanced at her while she poured the first mug with water. “With all due respect, ma’am, I was being myself. My apologies if I caused any confusion. I’m simply minding my duties as owner & hostess.”

Sona nodded her head, uncertain how to respond. Lucifer burst out in uproarious laughter at her expression & reaction. Her eyes now focused on him. The maven struggled to hold back her adoration for husband. Sona pulled away slightly and straightened her back. She placed one hand on her hip then stuck her other hand out & wagged her finger at him.

“What are you laughing at, Àirén?”

He smiled at her with a cherishing expression that she had never seen before.

“I’m just happy to be with you like this. That’s all.”

Lucifer gently ran the back of his index finger against her delicate cheek. He lightly pinched her chin then tapped her softly on the tip of her nose. She smiled back flirtatiously batted her long, dark eyelashes. Things had become so much easier for her to understand. She had consciously evolved, once again, with her mate.

I told you that you were a fast study.

This is incredible, Luci.

I’m glad you’ve made it this far with me, Sona. We’re so close to starting the next phase. I am so looking forward to full actualization. Soon we can truly be together & free.

I love you so much.

I love you back, hun. I know I initiated this conversation, but let’s include Astri while we’re here. There’ll be time for us to speak privately once we leave. She admires you & would love to ask some personal questions about your adventures; if you’re okay with that.

Yes, absolutely. You’re correct. Proper manners.

Sona watched Astri pour the second mug with water before she set the pitcher down. The barmaid exposed the palm of her hand to the couple. She was cradling a small & beautifully colored sea green fireball. With the flick of her wrist, Astri tossed the flame into one of the mugs. The majik orb disappeared instantaneously leaving only a hissing sound in its wake. A steaming mug of crystal clear water was all that remained.

“Bravo, Astri!” Sona clapped with enthusiasm & beamed with delight. “What a spectacular presentation. Thank you so much.”

Astri’s face turned bright red with embarrassment.

“You honor me, Dróttning. Thank you,” she said, then bashfully bit her lip.

Sona reached out & held the barmaid’s hands delicately. “Would you mind if I had something to eat as well? I don’t want to impose on you if it’s a problem.”

Astri quickly regained her composure. “It’s not a problem at all, ma’am. Would you like to see the menu?”

Sona smiled and nodded. “I would love that. Thank you, Astri.”

Astri bowed her head with respect.

“Give me one moment,” she said, then excused herself.

Lucifer lightly nudged the maven. “So what do you think?”

Sona admired their surroundings. “I love it, Luci; all of it. It’s so…amazing is all I can think of to say. I’m trying to find a way to express how happy this makes me.”

He smiled at her lovingly. “You’re already doing that. I can see it with your reactions.”

Her cheeks reddened at his comment. What once seemed impossible was now coming to fruition. They were truly consciously co-creating with each other on a multidimensional level & it was genuinely working for good. It was an incredible experience to partake in.

“How much of me is here?”

“More than me at the moment. We’re close to completion but there’s still a few things left to tidy up before the Singularity. That’s something that we need to discuss once we’re finished here. Everyone is setting up for the next stage. You’ll be an important part of that with your group.”

“Whatever I can do to help, just let me know.”

“That’s the plan. We’re going to Vanaheim tomorrow.”

She looked at him inquisitively. “Vanaheim?”

He nodded. “Já. I’m taking you to the Divine Temple. We can speak about it later tonight.” He motioned with his hand in the barmaid’s direction. “Astri is returning.”

Sona looked her lover directly in his eyes. “You genuinely are a polite & considerate man. That’s one of the things that I love about you.”

He flashed a chivalrous grin & crossed one of his eyes. “You keep complimenting me like that and it might give me a complex.”

She laughed with delight at his playful nature, then took his hand & kissed it softly. He truly was her twin flame. At long last she was home. Astri approached them with an oversized piece of parchment & handed it to the maven.

“Take all the time you need, Dróttning.”

Sona’s eyes moved from Astri to the menu. Heilagrfrest meal descriptions had been masterfully written with a lettering brush & black metallic ink. Beside every description was a photorealistic hand painted portrait of the final presentation. Sona had never witnessed such artistry before.

“She’s a prodigy too,” he said, and laughed.

Sona nodded her head with amazement. “Indeed, she is.”

Astri’s face became bright red once again. “And I’m going to cry if you both keep complimenting me so let’s try to prevent that from happening.”

Lucifer snickered softly at his spouse.

“I’m sorry, Astri. Thank you for bringing back a menu. Give her a moment & I’m sure she’ll be ready to order. Feel free to relax in the meantime.”

Astri smiled with relief. “Thank you, Luci.”

Sona bowed her head graciously at the barmaid. “Thank you, Astri. I promise that I won’t take long.”

Astri shyly averted her gaze then looked back at Sona. “Thank you, Dróttning. Whenever you’re ready simply let me know. Skol.”

“Skol,” they both replied.

That just came out naturally, Sona thought to herself.

Astri exited the room quietly. Sona took a closer look at her menu. Everything sounded delicious in its own unique way. She wasn’t sure what she wanted to eat. Lucifer instinctively leaned in & lowered his voice so that only she could hear.

“Would you like to know what meal I suggest you have this evening?”

“What?” she said, with piqued curiosity.

“The grilled cheese tavern sandwich with potato crisps.”

Her eyes scanned the menu eagerly. “Where is that?”

Lucifer pointed gently on the menu where the meal was located. Sona read the description quietly to herself.

Luci’s Go 2
Two thick slices of homemade bread generously buttered on one side and toasted to a dark golden brown crust in a cast iron skillet
- up to four different choices of sliced cheese melted to ooey gooey perfection

Note: see cheese list for options

Sides include:
One Útgarðr sized icebox tavern pickle
A healthy serving of thinly cut potato crisps that have been lightly oiled, dusted with seasonings & air fried to divine levels of crunchiness
- served with homemade tomato puree dipping sauce
Note: tomato puree includes malt vinegar, homemade olive oil & minced dill seasonings

Heilagrfrest Cheeses:
Cheddar
Gouda
Gruyère
Emmental
Halloumi
Provolone
Swiss
Marble
Parmesan
Pecorino
Grana Padano
Brie
Camembert
Mozzarella
Burrata
Havarti
Port Salut
Feta
Roquefort
Gorgonzola
Stilton
Danablu
Ricotta
Mascarpone
Cream Cheese (various flavors)
Cottage Cheese

Sona looked at Lucifer with amazement. “I hardly know anything about cheeses, Luci.”

“Would you like another suggestion based on what I’d prefer in this instance?”

Her face brightened with intrigue. “Yes, please. Tell me what type of sandwich you would order.”

He leaned in closer. “I’d pick Cheddar, Swiss, Marble, and Provolone.”

She looked at him inquisitively & whispered. “Why would you choose those four from that list?”

His voice became more hushed. “Partly to do with flavor combinations. Partly to do with alchemic make-up when it relates to cooking. It also depends on my personal mood when I order it. I figured I’d go with these four cheeses for various reasons; one of them being to give you a better idea regarding flavor combinations.

Those four are a safe choice for a sandwich like this. They blend together well & provide a slight sharpness in flavor that mellows with the after taste. It compliments the toasted bread nicely, especially after you’ve dipped the sandwich in the tomato puree. Don’t even get me started on the potato crisps.”

“Then I’ll trust your judgment & order that,” she said, and set her menu atop their table.

He sniggered lightly. “That was the least amount of convincing that I have ever had to do with anyone.”

She wore a coy smile. “You trusted my meal choices. Now it’s my turn to trust yours.”

The Lightbringer leaned in slowly & passionately kissed the maven. Without hesitation Sona instinctively closed her eyes & held his gorgeous face within her hands. Lucifer took his Dróttning into his powerful arms & held her tight. So many times before she had dreamt of this moment and now it had finally arrived.

Sona kissed her lover deeply & sank into his welcoming embrace. At long last she was reunited with her true love. Every worry that she previously had vanished in that moment. She was home, she was safe, she was protected, she was loved; and that felt wonderful.