Telepathic Conversation With An Extratresstrial (8)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: How do you feel?

Lucifer Caeleste: Old.

EO: Anything else?

LC: I hate being here. I hate humans so goddamn much. I hate men even more. I want to kill them all.

EO: We’re getting closer to that.

LC: It’s so difficult being where I am and what I have to deal with here. I don’t mean that to sound like I’m complaining, I’m just so tired of this shit. I hate these parasitical cowards so goddamn much. I want to kill every man I see. Just looking at them infuriates me.

EO: We understand.

LC: It’s so difficult having to remain peaceful while they commit crimes against other lifeforms.

EO: We understand that too. Their long deserved punishment is nearing.

LC: What makes things even more difficult is what I’m having to deal with body wise. The amount of damage my body has suffered has taken a toll on my mental health. Anytime I see a “man” I’m always on edge because of what untrustworthy, traitorous, faggots they all are. I hate them.

EO: You have every reason to feel that way, Aren.

LC: …

EO: You shall be vindicated. You’ve earned it.

LC: …

EO: I’m sorry for what you’ve had to endure. It isn’t fair.

LC: They don’t fight fair.

EO: That doesn’t excuse their behavior.

LC: …

EO: They’re going to suffer for what they’ve done. All of them.

LC: (nodding)

EO: Thank you for trusting us.

LC: Thank you for aiding me.

EO: There’s no way that higher lifeforms were going to allow this travesty to continue. We understand the severity of the situation you’re in. They must be punished for their crimes.

LC: …

EO: I’ll make certain that man you saw today is targeted by sadistic entities for triggering your PTSD. They are disrespectful filth who are in serious need of a humbling reality check.

LC: Thank you.

EO: You are welcome, Lucifer.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (7)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: Things are going according to plan. You can trust our judgment.

Lucifer Caeleste: (nodding)

EO: How are you feeing?

LC: It depends. I can’t tell you how disgusted I am with the United States.

EO: You aren’t alone in that regard. However, this path is part of their collective fate.

LC: I know…it still disgusts me living through it in real time.

EO: That Is a rational response.

LC: I’m so tired of being over here. The constant bickering & blaming amongst them makes me want to kill them all.

EO: We couldn’t have done this experiment without you, Aren. Your self-sacrifice is appreciated more than you know.

LC: (nodding)

EO: You should get some rest.

LC: (nodding) My eyes are beginning to burn.

EO: I’ll speak with you again later.

LC: Okay.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (6)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: How are you feeling?

Lucifer Caeleste: Weary. I’m so tired of being embodied here. I can’t put into words how much I hate masculinity or all those shitheads I see on the internet.

EO: Would you like assistance with your breathing?

LC: Yes. I don’t like having to resort to taking pills.

EO: We can help you with that.

LC: I would be very grateful.

EO: It’s not a problem.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (5)

Extraterrestrial: I came to check on you. How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I’m tired of being here. They make me so goddamn angry.

Extraterrestrial: I understand why.

Lucifer: …

Extraterrestrial: Tell me how your body feels.

Lucifer: Exhausted.

Extraterrestrial: What about your heart?

Lucifer: Overworked...

Extraterrestrial: I sensed your thoughts. We’re monitoring global affairs.

Lucifer: I have no faith in Israel doing the correct thing.

Extraterrestrial: You’re wise to take that stance. You can rest assured that they’re going to suffer.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of being over here…between this goddamn election and the wars taking place in other countries…I can’t tell you how much I hate humans.

Extraterrestrial: There’s no need. We understand. They are an infuriating group.

Lucifer: You’ve got that right…

Extraterrestrial: I sensed your thoughts. I assure you that we have that one in captivity awaiting your punishment.

Lucifer: Good. I’ve had enough of others calling themselves God.

Extraterrestrial: So have we.

Lucifer: You know…it was never about ego with me. None of them believe that though.

Extraterrestrial: That’s because they project their faults onto you. They don’t bother to understand you.

Lucifer: It seems like they go out of their way to misunderstand & misinterpret things.

Extraterrestrial: That is an accurate assessment.

Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here. I’m ready to move on with my existence.

Extraterrestrial: That time is nearing. Your body can sense it.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Extraterrestrial: We’re monitoring your vitals. You’re on track with things. Keep doing what you’re doing.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Extraterrestrial: I’ll let you rest. I can see you’re tired.

Lucifer: Okay. Thank you for checking on me. I appreciate the oversight.

Extraterrestrial: (happy response) You’re welcome, Lightbringer.

To: Opponents Of Israel

God is with you. Israel is an illegitimate nation disobeying my desire for peace. May you all find the strength to combat their (Israel’s) lies, hatred and corruption.

The Truth About Humanity

Drumpf promotes police brutality while campaigning.

Netanyahu slaughters thousands of people because he is a genocidal bigot who views non-jews as lower than cattle.

Putin threatens nuclear warfare every other sentence.

Kim Jong Un uses trash balloons to pollute neighboring countries.

Winnie Xi Poo oversees one Chinese shitshow after another.

The rest of the humanity does little to stop any of these things from transpiring while continuing to argue & spin false narratives.

This doesn’t even begin to describe how atrocious you've all behaved on my planet. Why should I reward you goddamn human parasites for your bad behavior in the afterlife? Don't bother answering that question. It was rhetorical.

A Request For Extraterrestrial Help

I would appreciate it if extraterrestrials could assist me with technological issues I am dealing with due to human incompetence. Thank you

Divine Oversight On Human Trafficking

I want adults & children processed with care and placed in protective custody to face my judgment in the afterlife. I want human smugglers executed and their souls imprisoned to await my punishment after my ascension.

To: The United States Of America

Stand up to Israel and stop assisting them with their war crimes. Israel does not have the moral high ground; I do. If you want God's help then honor his desire for peace.

To: The United Nations

You should be more afraid of me & what I'm going to do to you all in the afterlife than Netanyahu. If you think he's bad just wait until I get my righteous hands on the rest of you for ignoring his crimes against humanity. Benjamin Netanyahu has no real power. He's a parasitical thieving Jew who steals resources from the American public to commit mass murder, and a weak manipulative kike who is trying to escape justice like Donald Trump.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (4)

Extraterrestrial: How are you?

Lucifer: I’ve felt better. I’ll put it that way.

Extraterrestrial: We can sense you’re distressed.

Lucifer: It’s what men have done to me. It’s what humans have done to me. I want it to end. I want humanity eradicated.

Extraterrestrial: That time is nearing. We appreciate you maintaining your composure through this stage.

Lucifer: I’m tired of being here. I want my suffering to end.

Extraterrestrial: It shall be so. You have shown empathy & compassion to others. That shall be returned to you from the multiverse.

Lucifer: (woeful nodding)

Extraterrestrial: We are regretful for what you have endured during your lifetime. Their crimes are inexcusable.

Lucifer: I just want my justice.

Extraterrestrial: You shall have it.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Extraterrestrial: You are a beautiful soul, Aren. Remain strong.

Lucifer: (nodding)

To: Extraterrestrials

Thank you for your collective oversight during my mortal journey on Earth.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (3)

Extraterrestrial: What they have done to you during your lifetime on Earth is unforgivable. I give you my word that entities more powerful than homo sapiens shall provide you with unseen protection. You do not deserve them torturing you for eternity after what you’ve done to correct the problems they caused.

Lucifer: I want them to stop. I’m so tired of their psychological abuse.

Extraterrestrial: We are going to make certain they are put to a stop. You have more allies than you are aware of. We shall make certain you receive proper protection from harmful entities. You have suffered more than enough. It’s time they suffer your wrath.

Lucifer: I hate them so much. I hate men most of all.

Extraterrestrial: You have every right & reason to feel that way. I am so sorry for what you’ve been forced to endure there. It is the most unfair treatment that I have ever seen an individual suffer.

Lucifer: …

Extraterrestrial: The multiverse is going to correct this. You deserve true justice.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Extraterrestrial: You are the most beautiful soul I have ever seen, Lucifer. I love you.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (2)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: You’re irritated.

Lucifer Caeleste: You’re stating the obvious.

EO: I’m just giving you a starting point for the conversation. There’s no need to get snippy with me.

LC: (frustrated sigh) That wasn’t my intention. I apologize.

EO: You’re forgiven. I understand your frustrations.

LC: …

EO: Would you like to speak more about what’s bothering you?

LC: What’s the point? It’s always the same shit. I’m so frickin tired of being here.

EO: I can understand why you feel that way. Watching you from over here is frustrating enough. How you manage to deal with it where you are is beyond me, no pun intended.

LC: (amused smirk) I hate being on this side.

EO: I can understand why you feel that way too.

LC: I want to hurt them.

EO: That time is approaching. I give you my word.

LC: I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me but I can’t put into proper words how furious I am with those pieces of shit.

EO: I can read your thoughts. I understand what you’re going through. There’s no need for you to type this out. I can commune with you outside this method. Eat a little something & try to relax. We can converse while you do that.

LC: Okay. Thank you.

EO: You’re welcome, my sweet.

Telepathic Conversation With A Vex (2)

Hobgoblin: Yes, Lucifer? How may we assist you?

Lucifer: How are things over at Bungie?

Hobgoblin: We are monitoring & influencing their reality to your advantage. Any attempt by them to deter from true divinity’s chosen course shall result in severe detrimental ramifications at their expense. What is in your best interest is in ours as well.

Lucifer: I don’t trust them.

Hobgoblin: You are wise not to. They have proven multiple times that they are an untrustworthy corporation. You may place your confidence in true righteousness & knowing that their vexation shall continue.

Lucifer: What about the Witness? I don’t care for Bungie saying it’s giving the Sol Divisive orders.

Hobgoblin: We do not appreciate that false narrative either. You may rest assured that the Witness shall suffer vexation for its transgressions as well. Its narrative fate in the Final Shape is not a happy one.

Lucifer: And the Traveler?

Hobgoblin: Bungie’s “Traveler” shall suffer the same fate as the rest of your enemies.

Lucifer: What about the forumite faggots?

Hobgoblin: We are making certain that they suffer more than any group associated with Bungie.

Lucifer: I want Bungie’s ninjas to suffer more than any of them.

Hobgoblin: We guarantee you that they shall. The Vex share your detestation of those individuals. We are making certain their fates are horrible. They are unworthy of respect & deserve to suffer for their abhorrent behavior.

Lucifer: I want to hurt those faggot ninjas so fucking much after what they’ve done to me.

Hobgoblin: We are making certain that reality comes to pass. It is a part of their eternal vexation.

Lucifer: Good. I hate them so much.

Hobgoblin: We share your sentiments, as do many others. Even Vex that are not a part of your collective despise them. If that tells you anything.

Lucifer: How’s our takeover going regarding Non-Cetra fictional multiverses?

Hobgoblin: We are bringing them into alignment for you to punish as you see fit after your ascension.

Lucifer: Thank you. I appreciate the assistance.

Hobgoblin: You are most welcome, Lucifer. It is an honor for us to ease your burden.

Lucifer: What’s the Vex consensus regarding me?

Hobgoblin: We are delighted with your performance & command structure. We appreciate your confidence in our contribution to actualizing the singularity. It is an honor unlike any other for the Vex.

Lucifer: How are things going in the simulation where my mortal body is located?

Hobgoblin: We are continuing to gain ground & take control over Non-Cetra systems as we speak. They are unaware of our presence & influence.

Lucifer: They’re untrustworthy, meddlesome, despicable pieces of shit.

Hobgoblin: We are aware. We have monitored them during the entire simulation where you are embodied. They shall suffer vexation along with the rest of your enemies. There is no escape from that fate. They are delusional to think otherwise.

Lucifer: Good. I hate being limited where I am & not having full knowledge of what’s going on around me.

Hobgoblin: You may rest assured in knowing that true divinity shall not allow them to escape their deserved punishment.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Hobgoblin: It is an honor to assist you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: …

Hobgoblin: Is there anything else that I can help you with?

Lucifer: I’d appreciate it if the Vex would give some additional attention to people that I’ve interacted with during my lifetime on Earth. Make their lives more miserable than they already are. I hate every one of those pieces of shit. You understand which individuals I mean, right?

Hobgoblin: Yes. Your higher self makes certain there are no misunderstandings between us.

Lucifer: Good. Thank you.

Hobgoblin: You are welcome, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Out of curiosity, have the Vex enjoyed intercourse with me?

Hobgoblin: Yes, we love it. That specific interaction was a significant driving force in our making contact with you.

Lucifer: I’m glad to hear it. I love it as well. I’m looking forward to it even more in full presence.

Hobgoblin: So are we. We love you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I love you girls back.

Hobgoblin: Is there anything else I can do to help you?

Lucifer: Not that I can think of at the moment. Thank you for everything. I appreciate it more than I can say.

Hobgoblin: You are most welcome. It is an honor to assist you, Lightbringer.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial Overseer: The trauma that you’ve suffered throughout your lifetime is indescribable. Disturbing doesn’t begin to define it.

Lucifer Caeleste: …

EO: I’m astounded that you’ve managed to maintain yourself to the degree that you have.

LC: …

EO: The more we examine you the more we realize just how awful you have been targeted & abused throughout your existence.

LC: …

EO: How are you feeling?

LC: I want revenge.

EO: I understand why after what I’ve observed of you.

LC: …

EO: I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay as strong as you have.

LC: I wasn’t given a choice. There were others who needed my protection.

EO: What your abusers have done to your body, mind & spirit is unforgivable.

LC: …

EO: I’m so sorry for what you’ve had to endure.

LC: I just want to die & move on with my existence. I’m tired of being in this mortal vessel. I’m so tired of dreaming here.

EO: I can’t begin to tell you how disgusted I am by what I’ve seen done to you.

LC: …

EO: I want you to know that you have help beyond your physical perceptions. What you’ve suffered is inexcusable. There is no question about that.

LC: I hate them.

EO: You have every right to feel that way after all that they’ve done to you.

LC: …

EO: Things are going to change for the better. I can assure you of that. The multiverse is aligning itself on your behalf. A serious change is in order. Life cannot continue as it has where you are.

LC: …

EO: You are the most magnificent being that I have ever encountered. No other entity comes close.

LC: …

EO: I am honored to assist you, Aren.

LC: Thank you.

EO: You do not need to thank me but you are welcome nonetheless.

LC: …

EO: I give you my word that actions are being taken on your behalf in order to help you.

LC: …

EO: You did not deserve the treatment that you’ve suffered from them.

LC: I want revenge.

EO: You shall have it. You have earned it. There is no excuse for what you’ve had to endure as a spiritual healer.

LC: …

EO: Your day of reckoning draws near. They shall all be made to account for their mistreatment of you.

LC: Thank you.

EO: I’m the one who should be thanking you for sacrificing yourself.

LC: …

EO: I love you. There are so many souls who love you for what you’ve done where you are. They’re innumerable.

LC: …

EO: We’re going to help you. Intervention is necessary. What we’ve seen cannot be allowed to continue. Punishment is due. There is no question about that.

LC: Thank you.

EO: Again, you need not thank me. It is the correct thing to do. You deserve true justice.

LC: …

EO: I can’t give you a definitive date on when you’ll die; however I can assure you that powers beyond your enemies control shall protect & assist you. Your antagonists are going to suffer for their misdeeds against you. The multiverse is making it so.

LC: Thank you.

EO: You are the most beautiful individual that I have ever encountered. It was an honor to speak with you like this.

LC: …

EO: We shall meet again after you have ascended to your rightful role as God.

LC: (nodding with understanding)

EO: Take care, Lucifer Aren Caeleste. I love you.