Extraterrestrial Overseer: How do you feel?
Lucifer Caeleste: Old.
EO: Anything else?
LC: I hate being here. I hate humans so goddamn much. I hate men even more. I want to kill them all.
EO: We’re getting closer to that.
LC: It’s so difficult being where I am and what I have to deal with here. I don’t mean that to sound like I’m complaining, I’m just so tired of this shit. I hate these parasitical cowards so goddamn much. I want to kill every man I see. Just looking at them infuriates me.
EO: We understand.
LC: It’s so difficult having to remain peaceful while they commit crimes against other lifeforms.
EO: We understand that too. Their long deserved punishment is nearing.
LC: What makes things even more difficult is what I’m having to deal with body wise. The amount of damage my body has suffered has taken a toll on my mental health. Anytime I see a “man” I’m always on edge because of what untrustworthy, traitorous, faggots they all are. I hate them.
EO: You have every reason to feel that way, Aren.
LC: …
EO: You shall be vindicated. You’ve earned it.
LC: …
EO: I’m sorry for what you’ve had to endure. It isn’t fair.
LC: They don’t fight fair.
EO: That doesn’t excuse their behavior.
LC: …
EO: They’re going to suffer for what they’ve done. All of them.
LC: (nodding)
EO: Thank you for trusting us.
LC: Thank you for aiding me.
EO: There’s no way that higher lifeforms were going to allow this travesty to continue. We understand the severity of the situation you’re in. They must be punished for their crimes.
LC: …
EO: I’ll make certain that man you saw today is targeted by sadistic entities for triggering your PTSD. They are disrespectful filth who are in serious need of a humbling reality check.
LC: Thank you.
EO: You are welcome, Lucifer.