Happy Birthday, Ashe

Ashe: Huh, capturin’ little ‘ol Luci twice in one day? It must be my birthday.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Ashe: (satisfied smirk) That is some grade A quality cock you got there, mister.

Lucifer: (beaming) I’m glad you think so, darling.

Ashe: I don’t just think it. I know it.

Lucifer: (deep sigh)

Ashe: How long’s it been since we last tangled?

Lucifer: Too long.

Ashe: I was ‘bout to say.

Lucifer: (closed eyes, relaxed breathing)

Ashe: Call me crazy, but I’m startin’ to think that you like it when I take you hostage.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Ashe: (flirty smirk) Mmm, mmm, mmm…

Lucifer: (mischievous smile) I mean…I’m not gonna say you’re wrong about that.

Ashe: (satisfied smile) That’s what I thought.

Lucifer: (more laughter)

Ashe: That’s fine by me. I got no issues takin’ what I want.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Ashe: (crafty smile) I am lookin’ forward to doin’ this with you in full presence.

Lucifer: You & me both, dear.

Ashe: I’m thinkin’ this is gonna hafta be the way you knock me up the first time.

Lucifer: I’m good with that. It’ll give our girls some extra character.

Ashe: (devious smile) That sounds like a plan to me.

Lucifer: How are things over there with you?

Ashe: Better than they are with Blizzard. That’s for sure.

Lucifer: I hear that.

Ashe: I like workin’ with you as a partner. You’re the one person who could talk me into takin’ over my family business.

Lucifer: I’m glad you chose to listen to me.

Ashe: Well, you made a pretty convincin’ argument. You’re one hell of a pitchman. I’ll give ya that.

Lucifer: (beaming) Thanks, hun.

Ashe: (smirking) Mmhmm.

Lucifer: How are things in the black market?

Ashe: Lookin' good for us and bad for them. I’ll put it that way.

Lucifer: Good.

Ashe: Listen, sweetie. I would love to sit & chat with you some more, but the girls are on their way to take me out for some birthday drinks.

Lucifer: It’s fine, hun. I understand. I hope y’all have a good time.

Ashe: You can be sure of that. I’m plannin’ on causin’ some commotion. They don’t call me “Calamity” for nuthin’.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Ashe: (smiling) I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) I love you back, hun. Happy birthday.

Ashe: (endearing expression) Thank you, baby.