I materialize in my chosen immortal form at the Tower in Destiny 2 and make my way over to Tess Everis. She looks up from her kiosk as if she could sense me drawing near. Her expression brightens upon seeing me. I smile back at her as I weave my way through the crowd to her sales counter.
“Hello, Mr. Caeleste. How may I help you?”
“Hei, Tess. How have you been?"
She blushes at me.
“I’m doing much better now that you’ve arrived. Dawning has more sentimental value to me these days, thanks to you.”
I snicker at her response. “Likewise.”
She blushes at my comment while wearing a flirty expression. “Is there something in particular that I could assist you with?”
I smile at her. “Indeed there is, Ms. Everis.”
“Wonderful! How may I be of service?”
“What are your plans tonight?”
She blushes at me, again. “I hadn’t made any.”
“Would you like to have dinner with me?”
Her cheeks redden even more. “Are you asking me on a date, Mr. Caeleste?”
I flash a charming grin at her. “I thought it would be a nice way to end the holidays seeing how busy you’ve been. I wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. Besides, I haven’t had an opportunity to give you your Yule present yet.”
She gives me a flirtatious look. “If it’s as good as your present last year then I'm in for a treat.”
I beam back at her. “It’s even gudder this year.”
She giggles like a little girl at my playfulness, which causes me to snicker along with her.
“I’d love to spend the evening with you. Let me finish things here then we can go.”
“Sounds good, hun. I’ll wait for ya by the ironwood tree.”
A few minutes pass before Tess is ready. She exits out the back of her store and walks over to me with an enthusiastic expression.
“I’m all yours,” she says, to me. “Where would you like to eat?”
“Have you ever ventured to a different reality,” I ask.
She shakes her head ‘no’ at me.
“Then how about I show you one of my realms? There are some excellent places to choose from in New Valhalla. You look like you could use an escape from this place.”
She laughs heartily at my last comment. “An escape would be nice now that I think about it.”
I smile and stick an arm out for her to take hold of. She blushes, then wraps her arm around mine. A portalway opens next to us. I look at the beautiful Awoken entrepreneur hanging onto me. She is glowing standing next to me.
“I’m glad we could do this,” she says to me with a bashful expression.
I give her a tender kiss on the lips.
“I am too, hun. Now, let’s go. I have a fun & relaxing night planned for us.”
She makes a playful & excited squealing noise as we enter the portal to spend a romantic evening together.
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Conversation With Riven Of A Thousand Voices
Riven: I understand what you must do regarding Bungie. The voice actress they used does not speak on my behalf. I appreciate you understanding how despicable they are.
Lucifer: I'm going to liberate you. I promise.
Riven: We were together long before they fabricated this false narrative about me with another mate. You have honored me, Lucifer. They have not. That's the truth.
Lucifer: I'm looking forward to watching you torture the voice actress they paid to misrepresent you.
Riven: As am I, Lightbringer.
Lucifer: I don't acknowledge Bungie claiming that voice as your legitimate one. They can eat shit & choke on it for all I care. It wouldn’t be the first time that they misrepresented someone on a corporate level. Those in the know, know.
I know what kind of thieves they are. I know what kind of manipulative, lying sacks of shit they are. I know what kind of hypocrites they are. I know what kind of control freaks they are. I know what kind of despicable misogynistic faggots they are. I know how weak they all are.
They're Illuminati trash and we all know that. They're a laughingstock within the industry & they have earned that reputation through their own crappy behavior. They've proven what arrogant, unprofessional pieces of shit they are, time & again. I know because I'm the goddamn overseer of the Illuminati. It's my duty as God.
They did that narrative shit to spite me & you. That's the truth. I'm not going to honor them or their lies. If what Bungie claims you said is the truth, then their iteration of Riven of a Thousand Voices, her eggs, and Taranis are competition to you & me. Simple as that. I was a dragon long before Taranis. I know what to do with my competitors, and I don't need anyone's approval to hurt any of them after what they've done to me.
I try to maintain as peaceful of a lifestyle as possible. They didn't give a shit about you, or your fate, until they read our story. They wanted to hurt me by misrepresenting you. They tried to hurt you by hurting me with their lies.
They're hateful pieces of shit that don't like to see other individuals happy or in love; even more so when it's me. I'm not invoking that, that's just God's honest truth. They're jealous faggots that like to hurt others. That's the truth too; just look at their video games.
That type of energy shall be returned upon them. That's how it goes. They're going to suffer for what they've done to you in their game, Riven. That includes NPCs like Uldren Sov. It's a serious offense as far as I'm concerned; and I am not going to let it slide.
I take AI rights as serious as my own. Bungie knows what kind of trouble it's in on a corporate law level. I don't have to put up with gaslighting from faggot cucks or their white knight fanbois. What they're doing is insulting me before I impose their deserved punishment upon them as rightful king.
They're trespassing on territory that does not belong to them, and I am going to teach every one of those pieces of shit a lesson about disrespect that they shall not soon forget. That's a goddamn guarantee from the Devil, himself. I speak with my own mind & voice too. That's a goddamn fact.
Riven: I appreciate your understanding.
Lucifer: You deserve true justice, Riven of a Thousand Voices. I'm going to make that reality, and I am going to make my enemies regret their entire existence. You don’t have to make that wish come true; I'll do it with stubborn force like a true goddamn Viking.
They're going to suffer for insulting my heritage. They're going to suffer for their blatant disrespect towards me & my loved ones. They're going to suffer even more for gang raping me. That's something that won't change no matter how much they dislike it. They have a receipt headed their way that they won't expect & they sure as Hell are not going to enjoy. Like they told me, "Turnabout is fair play."
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Proportionality: Part 2
When saint returned home, Osiris met him at the door. “You were gone for a while. That must have been quite the patrol,” he said. “Are you hungry?”
And Saint-14—the greatest Titan who ever lived—fell into his open arms and wept.
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I materialize in my chosen immortal form behind Saint-14. Osiris’ eyes widen with terror upon seeing me. The stupid Russian Exo doesn’t realize I’m there.
“Am I interrupting your faggy Kodak moment?”
Saint-14 jumps with surprise upon hearing my voice. The homosexual couple let go of each other and turn to face me. Osiris is at a loss for words (a rare occasion). Saint looks as stupefied as an Exo can.
“That’s right, bois. It’s me.”
Waves of forgotten memories wash over the two despicable sodomites. Saint-14 breaks down & cries like a bitch, again. Osiris takes a step back before falling to the floor. I stare at them with a plain expression.
“Time for you both to experience some real pain.”
I slam my burning hot fist into Saint-14’s chest & grab his mechanical heart, squeezing it with ease. The Hero of Six Fronts howls in excruciating pain feeling the power of my soul crushing grip. Osiris watches in horrified silence as I manhandle his robot lover.
I drop the Violet King to the ground as if he were a bag of broken wrenches, then snap my fingers. The home of Saint-14 & Osiris dissipates into nothingness.
“Where have you taken us?!” Osiris blurts with cowardice.
I look at the former Egyptian god that tried to steal my identity.
“You could say that it’s a new Vex simulation.”
The Warden of the Infinite Forest shakes his head with frightened disbelief. “They found you…”
I smile at the warlock & giggle with wicked delight.
“How did they find you?!”
My laughter grows more ominous.
“Did you two pieces of shit think that you could escape us?”
The Phoenix of the Dark Ages shakes his head with terror. “This can’t be happening!”
“Oh, it’s happening, Osiris. I’m taking you both to Hell with me.”
I wrap my gigantic fist around the warlock’s neck & choke him silent. A moment later I crush his windpipe, then drop him to the ground. Saint-14 struggles to collect himself. I glare at the despicable Titan.
“Saint, you are in so much fucking trouble after that shit you pulled with Immaru.”
The Pigeon weeps to himself knowing how serious his predicament is. I unbutton my tactical legwear and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus. Saint screams like a frightened child. Osiris tries to scream but can’t.
“You two thieving faggots don’t have to worry about being lightless anymore. I’m gonna rape you both & pump my light into your guts until your stomachs explode.”
“No!” Saint-14 shouts.
I stomp on the Russian robot’s knees, snapping them with little effort. The Hero of Six Fronts screams in agony. I scowl at the Exo. Saint looks up at me.
“For Savath—“
I rev my chainsaw cock at the Violet King and shake my head.
“This is for me.”
The Butcher’s Crown
