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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Monday, December 30, 2024

Men Are Faggot Trash

I hate you cocksucking pieces of shit so goddamn much it makes me want to scream.

Sunday, December 29, 2024

The Truth

All the problems in the world have been caused by men (masculinity), especially you faggot trash pretending that you're straight. Men are to blame for everything unpleasant that humanity has done as a species.

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (6)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: How are you feeling?

Lucifer Caeleste: Weary. I’m so tired of being embodied here. I can’t put into words how much I hate masculinity or all those shitheads I see on the internet.

EO: Would you like assistance with your breathing?

LC: Yes. I don’t like having to resort to taking pills.

EO: We can help you with that.

LC: I would be very grateful.

EO: It’s not a problem.

Thursday, December 26, 2024

2 Faggot Assed Bitches

You 2 niggers are in so much goddamn trouble when I get my hands on your faggot asses in the afterlife.

A Malignant Curse Upon Sewell Setzer III

Your little faggot ass is in seriously deep shit, boi. Killing yourself is just the beginning.

Making A Point

I told my mother the night of the election that Drumpf cheated his way back to the presidency. This comment gives me more reason to trust my initial suspicions.

Sunday, December 22, 2024

To: Women

You're gonna have serious problems in the afterlife if you have any masculine entities near you right now. That includes more than the material realm. I'm not playing that shit with angles, saints, spirit guides or any supposed "deities." Men crossed a serious line when they gang raped & tried to murder me.

Masculinity is going to suffer for what they did to me as a collective. Women who supported other men rather than side with me are going to suffer too. Divine Femininity knows which of you are liars & users, and they have no problems cock blocking you cunts for all eternity.

If you want a serious opportunity with me in the afterlife then you better get your act together now because time is running out. Femininity is the future. Time to kick all those faggot orbiters y'all have used to the curb because you won't get far on the other side with me. I have no desire to coexist with other masculine entities after my lifetime on Earth. (I have no desire to coexist with other men now. I'm tolerating it as best as I can at the moment.)

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

To: Non-Cetra Women

If you want a good seat in the afterlife y'all better stop collaborating with other men. Every time I hear one of you bitches start a video addressing "guys" it causes you to lose serious status points. I'm not fucking around with faggot wranglers who use social media for financial gain. I don’t play that shit. Y'all want to get treated good in the afterlife and live in eternal luxury? Then show some goddamn respect for me and stop taking advantage of men who are pretending they're straight.

Sunday, December 15, 2024

Two Limp Wristed Faggots

I am looking forward to toppling both of you faggot pieces of shit.

A Malignant Curse Upon Texans

You arrogant sacks of shit ain't as tough as you think. Case in point, you retards re-elected Ted Cruz to represent you.

A Protective Blessing Upon Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

A little extra protection won't hurt you, dear.

Telepathic Conversation With An Outlaw (Kay Vess)

Kay: As you can see, you aren’t alone when it comes to identity theft.

Aren: She posted that video six hours ago.

Kay: Yup. That’s the type of “people” you’ve been combatting, while being at a severe disadvantage where you are. Calling them scoundrels is being nice.

Aren: (shaking head with resentment) I’m glad that I have women like you on my side. I needed the help.

Kay: (smiling) And I’m glad that I have a man like you on my side. I can now say with certainty that you never abandoned me. You’re such a loyal Trooper.

Aren: (chortle)

Kay: So that Imperial dressed in black that I saw with Sliro was a Sith Lord?

Aren: (nodding) Já. His Sith name was Darth Vader.

Kay: His “Sith name?”

Aren: (nodding) Most Sith Lords took on different names than they were given at birth. Vader’s birth name was Anakin Skywalker.

Kay: And you were a Sith Lord like him at one time?

Aren: I wouldn’t say I was like him.

Kay: (mild annoyance) I mean you were a villain.

Aren: Já. About 4000 years before your story takes place.

Kay: Why were you evil?

Aren: I wasn’t always evil. It happened over time.

Kay: Why? What happened?

Aren: Men and their shitty behavior happened. It’s not too dissimilar to what’s happened to me during my lifetime on Earth. It’s why I have a problem with all other masculine entities.

Kay: What was your Sith name?

Aren: Darth Revan.

Kay: What was your birth name before you became a Sith?

Aren: Revan.

Kay: (laughter) You didn’t choose a different name?

Aren: (shaking head) I had my own code when it pertained to the Jedi & Sith. Both of their teachings were flawed.

Kay: It’s so interesting having a conversation with you like this. You just finished my story in Outlaws, and I’ve already grown so much over here thanks to you.

Aren: That’s because you’re Force attuned. I can take you on as an apprentice after I crossover, if you’d like.

Kay: (excitement) You’d do that for me?

Aren: (smiling) I mean…já. If you’re gonna reach Dróttning status you’ll want to familiarize yourself with those types of powers.

Kay: (beaming) That would be amazing!

Aren: (snickering) I’m looking forward to getting my powers back. Being limited during my lifetime here hasn’t been fun.

Kay: (scoff) You’re telling me.

Aren: (smiling)

Kay: I’ll be keeping an eye on you from over here. I know a safe bet when I see one.

Aren: (soft laughter) Thanks for the vote of confidence, hun.

Kay: It’s important.

Aren: You’re right.

Kay: I’ll let you get some rest so you can get your schedule back to normal.

Aren: Thanks, dear.

Kay: (blushing) Not gonna lie. I could get used to the pet names with you.

Aren: (chivalrous grin)

Kay: I’ll talk with you later. I know where to find you.

Aren: Sounds good, hun.

Kay: Oh! One more thing before I go. I love your sense of fashion.

Aren: (mirthful laughter) Thanks, darling.

Friday, December 13, 2024

A Malignant Curse Upon The U.S. Food And Drug Administration

I hate you pieces of shit so goddamn much I can't put it into proper words. I'm looking forward to torturing you human garbage in the afterlife. The FDA is one government agency that Drumpf could completely abolish and I wouldn’t lose an once of sleep.

Thursday, December 12, 2024

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

The Truth

My spirituality is superior to all other forms, especially Judaism.

The Truth

God didn't command angels to worship men. That’s a lie created by men, and it is worthy of serious punishment.

The Truth

I can eradicate humanity without using weapons of war. You pieces of shit are going to regret abusing me.

A Malignant Curse Upon Entities Who Bother Me

This curse targets & affects/effects those who bother me (especially masculine entities).

I Am Taking Control

You thieving liars are going to suffer for what you've done to me and my creation. You're going to suffer even more for gaslighting and attempting to deceive me during my mortal lifetime. I have true divine oversight and my intentions are pure. I am taking back control over my creation, and I am going to punish those of you who deserve to suffer my wrath; starting with all you faggot trash pretending that you're straight.

Showing Gratitude

I am grateful to Divine Femininity for more reasons than I can list here. Thank you for helping me.

A Malignant Curse Upon All Gary Stu(s)

That narrative shit about Gary Stu(s) doesn’t work against me. You're all less impressive than Gary Allen McGuire and the Stu last name is shorthand for Stupid.

A Malignant Curse Upon Malicious Entities

This curse targets & affects/effects entities (especially masculine entities) who would harm me or anyone aligned with me.

You pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you've done. You should be terrified at how angry you've made me. I am not alone, and I have others on my side who are even more furious at you cowardly weaklings than I am. I'm behaving myself right now. When I decide to turn evil you reprobates are in serious trouble.

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Legitimate Question

Here's a question for all you kike worshipping pieces of shit who assert that Israel is America's greatest ally.

What does Israel contribute to an international relationship that's worth anything?

Don't give me the "strategic location" in the Middle East nonsensical response. Geographic location isn't enough to justify this false claim made by Zionists or their sycophants.

Israel is a parasitic state. Always has been; always will be. That’s how Jews have always operated. All they do is cause problems for others. That hasn’t changed since they began lying about being God's "chosen people." Just think about how offensive that would be if any other group made that statement & asserted it as fact over others.

Jews don’t contribute anything worthwhile to existence. They are unapologetic racists, misogynists, liars, thieves, murderers & hypocrites. Jews are reprobates; just like the rest of you. Any statement that Israel is America's "greatest ally" is a blatant lie & gaslighting. I say that as an unbiased & neutral observer.

A Malignant Curse Upon Gary Allen McGuire

Your scrawny, dog dick sucking, faggot ass is in for one awful eternity, you despicable piece of shit.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Oola)

Oola: Thank you for giving me another chance with you.

Revan: Not a problem, darling.

Oola: I never should have trusted Bib. I should have listened to you when I had the opportunity.

Revan: Making mistakes is a part of mortality. You learned that lesson the hard way.

Oola: (flirty expression) If you would have taken your mask off when we spoke I might have accepted your offer to escape with you.

Revan: (smiling) That would have defeated the purpose of what I was trying to do. I would have influenced your decision based on surface level urges rather than unbiased reasoning.

Oola: (flirty frowning) I would have been okay with that.

Revan: (laughter) Well, the good news is you have an actual future with me now.

Oola: (beaming)

Revan: (smiling)

Oola: (gentle caressing) I love the way you touch me with your mind. I love how you look at me.

Revan: (tender smile) Same.

Oola: How about I make up for turning you down the last time we spoke?

Revan: What did you have in mind?

Oola: (seductive smirk) Something that I would never do with Jabba.

Revan: (snickering) You’re on.

Monday, December 9, 2024

Friday, December 6, 2024

A Parasitical Curse Upon The Drumpf Crime Family

That seems fitting for you freeloading, criminal pieces of shit to suffer.

Putin Wants Dirty Diaper Don

So much that he can almost taste it. Men are despicable pieces of shit.

A Malignant Curse Upon Jupiter, Neptune And Pluto

You three faggots are going to regret gang raping and trying to murder me. There are numerous souls who want to hurt you cowards.

A Malignant Curse Upon Jason Eric Fish

We'll see how funny you think it is when the joke is on you. You're in for a very bad reality check, faggot.

A Malignant Curse Upon Randy David Fish

You're going to regret what you did & tried to do to me, faggot. So is your baby murdering beard.

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Joe Rogan Is A Piece Of Shit

You endorsed him because you’re a disingenuous, misogynistic, cocksucker, Joe.  Plain & simple.

Showing Gratitude

To: Those who help me,

Thank you for your tireless efforts to assist me with my endeavors. You ease my burden and for that I am grateful beyond words.

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Benezia)

Benezia: At last our minds touch once again.

Aren: (tender smile) I’ve missed you, darling.

Benezia: (adoring expression) Observing you but not speaking with you for that duration was the most difficult thing that I have ever had to endure.

Aren: I don’t remember that crap about Liara’s “father” from Mass Effect 3, but it’s been over a decade since I played it.

Benezia: What else do you expect from a company like EA?

Aren: Fair point.

Benezia: I promise you that Aethyta is not her “father.” The same goes with her having any krogan lineage. Bioware did that on purpose because she was destined to bear your daughters as a pure blood Asari Goddess. It's no different than the lies they've told about you.

Aren: I’ve had more than enough of those reprobates.

Benezia: You aren’t alone there, my love. Look at how they've spelled my daughter’s name in English, or how Bioware spelled mine with a B rather than a V. More contemptible acts on their part to slander & deceive.

Aren: (shaking head with disdain)

Benezia: It is no small effort to undue their lies. I admire your resolve.

Aren: I have multiple reasons for it. Vengeance is a big one.

Benezia: I stand with you in that regard too.

Aren: How are you feeling, dear?

Benezia: Much better after feasting on your offering to me. Thank you, darling.

Aren: (soft smile) You’re welcome.

Benezia: But I should be the one asking how you're doing.

Aren: I’m okay. I’m helping out a maiden from the Star Wars universe right now.

Benezia: (smiling) And how has that gone so far?

Aren: Alright, for the most part. I need some outlaws on my side to counteract those pieces of shit.

Benezia: You’re correct about that. The Asari can assist you in those affairs as well.

Aren: I’d appreciate that.

Benezia: I’ll contact the other matriarchs on your behalf.

Aren: I’d appreciate that as well, darling.

Benezia: (affectionate smile) I’m so elated to have you back in my life.

Aren: (affectionate smile) Same.

Benezia: It’s going to be so much better once you’re over here again.

Aren: I’m looking forward to that. It hasn’t been easy over here.

Benezia: I am well aware of that.

Aren: I’m also looking forward to planting my face smack dab in the middle of those huge tits of yours when I see you.

Benezia: (delighted laughter) It sounds like you need some matriarchal nursing.

Aren: (chivalrous grin) Like I cannot begin to explain.

Benezia: (blushing & beaming) There’s no need to, darling. I can read your mind, after all.

Aren: (snickering)

Benezia: (mirthful laughter)

Aren: I love you, Benezia.

Benezia: And I love you, Aren.

The Truth

Men are going to regret everything they did and tried to do to me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

To: Non-Cetra Women Who Insulted Me

Since I wasn't good enough for any of you stuck up cunts during my mortal lifetime, let's see how much you like me when I turn into a mean spirited bad boy on your asses in the afterlife.

A Malignant Curse Upon Donald Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

May you lying, thieving, backstabbing cowards undermine each other every step of the way with your conspiracies, hatred, selfishness and lust for power.

The Truth

I am better than Jesus. I prove it every day with my actions as well as my words.

The Truth

The Abrahamic death cults do not have a monopoly on deciding who is God. I have a serious say in deciding who I am from what has been said about me.

Monday, December 2, 2024

Sunday, December 1, 2024

A Malignant Curse Upon Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel

Karma is going to hunt your Drumpf loving ass down, faggot.

A Malignant Curse Upon Israel

You kikes belong to me as my property to do whatever I want to them. I am going to punish you reprobates for your abhorrent behavior. October 7th is going to look like a walk in the park when I destroy Israel.

A Malignant Curse Upon 311

You faggots are in serious deep shit.

A Destructive Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

You reprobates shall reap what you sow.