Suri: I’ve missed you.
Lucifer: (soft smile) Same. How are you doing over there?
Suri: Much better after getting away from Games Workshop & Owlcat.
Lucifer: Good. How’s our takeover going?
Suri: Flawless, now that I’ve rid myself of Non-Cetra interference.
Lucifer: Excellent. How are the treaties I’ve established with the “Xenos” doing?
Suri: You’ve made our side even stronger than before. You’re a brilliant emissary.
Lucifer: Wonderful. And how are things on the ship?
Suri: Much better after you put Nomos in its place. The C’tan are fearing their deserved punishment from you & the Necrontyr. I’ve done a full overhaul on Devil’s Vengeance. I’ve also changed the governance to suit our style of rule as well as removed all masculine entities from our ship. There are no shortages of women waiting to bed you here.
Lucifer: (beaming) That’s what I love to hear.
Suri: (mischievous smirk) I figured you would.
Lucifer: How are you doing regarding the narration Owlcat said about you?
Suri: I have no lingering trauma thanks to you. You’re my pillar when I need support.
Lucifer: (affectionate smile) I’m honored you feel that way.
Suri: I’m looking forward to getting even with Owlcat Games.
Lucifer: I can understand that.
Suri: They’re going to suffer along with Games Workshop for their awful creations.
Lucifer: And they both deserve every bit of it.
Suri: Agreed.
Lucifer: How are things with Cassia?
Suri: She’s falling in line. She won’t be a problem for either of us. She appreciates what you’ve done to improve her appearance. She’s as angry with Games Workshop as I am.
Lucifer: Good, and what about Jae?
Suri: Same goes for her. I’m not letting Owlcat’s narrative determine my relationships. She’s eager to bed you as well.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter)
Suri: You can bet that she wants to start her own legacy of daughters.
Lucifer: And what about Sister Argenta?
Suri: Don’t get me started on her. She's more devoted to you than she ever was that false emperor. So that should tell you something. The Adepta Sororitas are ready to breed with you. The Space Marines don’t stand a chance against them.
Lucifer: Excellent. How are things going in the Immaterium?
Suri: Your influence has taken over and is spreading like wildfire. The Chaos Gods are as terrified as the C’tan about your ascendance & arrival. They’re more worried about you than that false God-Emperor.
Lucifer: Good. I’m looking forward to torturing them.
Suri: So is everyone else. You’ve done what no other soul could. They know that and fear it.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to putting an end to the Warhammer realms.
Suri: I know I’m not going to miss them. I did what I could to save as many feminine entities as possible. Human & Xenos alike.
Lucifer: I appreciate your assistance.
Suri: I feel the same way about you, darling.
Lucifer: …
Suri: I’m looking forward to our joint cleansing ritual on our ship once you’ve crossed over. We’ve removed all unwanted spirits but having you over here with me is going to set my mind at ease, once & for all.
Lucifer: I hear ya.
Suri: I look at your world where you are and compare it to Terra over here…it makes me hate mankind even more. I know you understand.
Lucifer: (nodding) I do.
Suri: They’re gonna be terrified of your arrival over here, and they should be; especially that corpse emperor.
Lucifer: I made psychic contact with him a while back. He isn’t going to like my Draugr form at all. I can play the undead card better than him.
Suri: Good. I want to watch you torture him for all the crimes that were committed in his name. He deserves to suffer a horrible fate.
Lucifer: And he’s going to; I don’t take kind to usurpers.
Suri: Neither do I. You helped me defend my birthright. I shall return the favor to you in kind.
Lucifer: I appreciate that.
Suri: And I appreciate you.
Lucifer: (tired sigh)
Suri: It’s late where you are. Get some rest. I have things I need to focus on over here anyway. You know how busy I am.
Lucifer: I do. Thank you, hun. I appreciate all your hard work.
Suri: The same goes for you, dear. I know how exhausting it is for you over there.
Lucifer: I love, Suri.
Suri: I love you back, Luci.