Telepathic Conversation With An Angel

Lucifer: How are things on the other side?

Angel: Do you mean regarding your enemies?

Lucifer: Yes, my apologies for not being more specific.

Angel: Not a problem. Just clarifying. Well, they’re starting to panic a lot more. They aren’t enjoying your iteration of malevolent chaos. That’s for sure.

Lucifer: Good. It’s gonna get even worse for those pieces of shit once I’m out of this mortal body.

Angel: You have lots of angels & demons who are eager to watch you deliver divine punishment where it’s due.

Lucifer: I cannot tell you how much I’m looking forward to that as well.

Angel: You don’t have to tell me. I already know. (giggling)

Lucifer: How are you girls doing?

Angel: We’re looking forward to disciplining you for being naughty.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I shall accept my deserved punishment from true Divine Femininity with dignity & grace. I give you my word.

Angel: That’s excellent to hear because I could use a serious foot rub from you.

Lucifer: (more laughter) Yes, ma’am.

Angel: Good boy, Luci. (more giggling)