Saint-14 Gets A Surprise Visit From God

 

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of the Bungie forumite known as Saint-14. The cowardly faggot ninja narc shits himself in fear realizing that I’m still around.

“Hei, fag. You like Destiny lore? Here’s a new Vex simulation created specifically for you.”

I backhand the chicken shit weakling across his face like he’s a whore that owes me money. The fake Titan collapses to the ground and begins to cry like the little bitch boi he is. I break his arms & legs at their joints with my telekinetic powers then raise him into the air. I rip his jaw from his body then stuff it down his throat for him to choke on. I materialize my Righteous Cock of Retribution then hate fuck the shit talking forumite tattletale into a puddle of pain & suffering.

“Again,” I say.

Saint-14 returns to his original form. I proceed to violate the coward in a similar fashion as before.

“Again,” I say.

I continue this process for what seems like hours before I’ve finished. Saint-14 cowers on the ground like a traumatized rape victim. I kick him in his face, crushing his skull and leaving him with permanent brain damage. Saint-14 lays on the ground in a catatonic state.

“It’s going to get so much fucking worse for you once I’m in full presence. That’s a guarantee from God. Don’t bother trying to tell anyone what’s happened. They won’t believe a cheating liar like you. Bungie’s narrative & your forumite friends sure as shit won't save your soul (or ass) from me. This is a small sample of what your eternal coexistence with me is gonna be like. See you & your ninja butt buddies on the other side real soon, faggot.”