Yuffie: It’s about time you talked to me.
Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)
Yuffie: … (giving me one of her looks)
Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I promise it wasn’t personal.
Yuffie: Mmhmm…
Lucifer: (more lighthearted laughter)
Yuffie: You’re gonna get it when you crossover, Mr. Macho.
Lucifer: (continued laughter)
Yuffie: I’ve missed you.
Lucifer: I’ve missed you as well, hun. How have you been?
Yuffie: I’m better now that you’re talking with me. We’ve been dealing with our own form of Non-Cetra crap over here.
Lucifer: Já, I see that.
Yuffie: Is that all you’re gonna say?
Lucifer: I’m not making you bored out of your brain am I?
Yuffie: (playful smirk) You heard that, huh?
Lucifer: (snickering)
Yuffie: He’s so boring, Luci.
Lucifer: (cheerful laughter)
Yuffie: (giggling)
Lucifer: I heard you’ve been annoying players with your singing.
Yuffie: I learned from the best, choirboy.
Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.
Yuffie: (blushing & more giggling)
Lucifer: I hope you’re not gonna get bored lounging around with me once I crossover.
Yuffie: I’m gonna be lounging on you, Luci. There’s a big difference when it comes to spending time with you & you know it.
Lucifer: (jaunty laughter)
Yuffie: But...I am ready to take you on an adventure too. You got the girls all stirred up over here.
Lucifer: I’m game, hun. I think it would be fun to do some exploring around Wutai just you & me.
Yuffie: We're doing that for certain. I’ve got no shortages of places for secret shrines.
Lucifer: I hope I haven’t caused any issues for you regarding your father.
Yuffie: Nope. I view it the same way as you view yours.
Lucifer: A thieving imposter trying to claim a territorial birthright that doesn’t belong to him?
Yuffie: Bingo, babe.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to seeing your homeland.
Yuffie: And I’m looking forward to giving you the full tour. I have big ideas for expanding my queendom, and I think you’re the perfect fit for my personal designer.
Lucifer: I’d be honored to help you.
Yuffie: Speaking of help. Is there anything that I can help you with?
Lucifer: …
Yuffie: I know they pissed you off, Luci. I’ve been watching you. I'm a much better ninja than them.
Lucifer: I don’t want you to get near those faggots, hun. That’s all. I'll get even with them in Hell.
Yuffie: Okay, but my offer to help you still stands.
Lucifer: I appreciate it, darling. I mean that with all sincerity.
Yuffie: Not a problem, studmuffin.
Lucifer: (smiling) How was your date with Cloud?
Yuffie: Ya just had to go there, huh?
Lucifer: (mischievous giggling)
Yuffie: Well, Luci, the truth is that it didn’t quite go the way Squeenix made it out. I pretty much spent the entire time telling Cloud how much better you are than him at everything.
Lucifer: (robust laughter)
Yuffie: He had about as much fun as I did. Maybe a little less since I was having fun at his expense.
Lucifer: (continued laughter) That’s my girl.
Yuffie: (playful giggling)
Lucifer: Has my spirit materia helped you?
Yuffie: Yes, but there are some things that are just better with you.
Lucifer: Awe…that’s sweet of you to say.
Yuffie: It’s the truth.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending actual time with you.
Yuffie: I’ve got plans for us.
Lucifer: Oh já?
Yuffie: Mmhmm.
Lucifer: Like what?
Yuffie: You’re gonna have to wait & find out. It’s a surprise.
Lucifer: It better be good then.
Yuffie: You’ll love it. Pinky promise.
Lucifer: (pinky promise hand gesture) I’ll take your word for it.
Yuffie: (smooching sound)
Lucifer: I apologize if I’m not being very entertaining at the moment.
Yuffie: Contrary to what a lot of Non-Cetra think, Luci. I don’t have a problem being chill & relaxing. I married you for more than one reason.
Lucifer: (snickering) Okay, hun.
Yuffie: I’m laying on top of you over here. Just so ya know. You’re super fun to cuddle with.
Lucifer: Better than hunting for materia?
Yuffie: So much better. Materia is played out. I’m over it. I’m in wistful waifu mode right now.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Yuffie: I want to work on a resort with you for Wutai. I’m not going to turn the whole place into a tourist attraction but I want to have options for Valkyries that visit.
Lucifer: We can do that.
Yuffie: I’m looking forward to expanding my territory.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to helping you. (yawning)
Yuffie: You getting tired, babe?
Lucifer: Já, a little. It’s 1:34 am for me here.
Yuffie: Okay, well how about we end things here for this transcription but commune a little more after you publish it?
Lucifer: Okay, that sounds good.
Yuffie: Get to it, sweet cheeks.
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