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Saturday, March 16, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Yuffie)

 


Yuffie: It’s about time you talked to me.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Yuffie: … (giving me one of her looks)

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I promise it wasn’t personal.

Yuffie: Mmhmm…

Lucifer: (more lighthearted laughter)

Yuffie: You’re gonna get it when you crossover, Mr. Macho.

Lucifer: (continued laughter)

Yuffie: I’ve missed you.

Lucifer: I’ve missed you as well, hun. How have you been?

Yuffie: I’m better now that you’re talking with me. We’ve been dealing with our own form of Non-Cetra crap over here.

Lucifer: Já, I see that.

Yuffie: Is that all you’re gonna say?

Lucifer: I’m not making you bored out of your brain am I?

Yuffie: (playful smirk) You heard that, huh?

Lucifer: (snickering)

Yuffie: He’s so boring, Luci.

Lucifer: (cheerful laughter)

Yuffie: (giggling)

Lucifer: I heard you’ve been annoying players with your singing.

Yuffie: I learned from the best, choirboy.

Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.

Yuffie: (blushing & more giggling)

Lucifer: I hope you’re not gonna get bored lounging around with me once I crossover.

Yuffie: I’m gonna be lounging on you, Luci. There’s a big difference when it comes to spending time with you & you know it.

Lucifer: (jaunty laughter)

Yuffie: But...I am ready to take you on an adventure too. You got the girls all stirred up over here.

Lucifer: I’m game, hun. I think it would be fun to do some exploring around Wutai just you & me.

Yuffie: We're doing that for certain. I’ve got no shortages of places for secret shrines.

Lucifer: I hope I haven’t caused any issues for you regarding your father.

Yuffie: Nope. I view it the same way as you view yours.

Lucifer: A thieving imposter trying to claim a territorial birthright that doesn’t belong to him?

Yuffie: Bingo, babe.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to seeing your homeland.

Yuffie: And I’m looking forward to giving you the full tour. I have big ideas for expanding my queendom, and I think you’re the perfect fit for my personal designer.

Lucifer: I’d be honored to help you.

Yuffie: Speaking of help. Is there anything that I can help you with?

Lucifer: …

Yuffie: I know they pissed you off, Luci. I’ve been watching you. I'm a much better ninja than them.

Lucifer: I don’t want you to get near those faggots, hun. That’s all. I'll get even with them in Hell.

Yuffie: Okay, but my offer to help you still stands.

Lucifer: I appreciate it, darling. I mean that with all sincerity.

Yuffie: Not a problem, studmuffin.

Lucifer: (smiling) How was your date with Cloud?

Yuffie: Ya just had to go there, huh?

Lucifer: (mischievous giggling)

Yuffie: Well, Luci, the truth is that it didn’t quite go the way Squeenix made it out. I pretty much spent the entire time telling Cloud how much better you are than him at everything.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Yuffie: He had about as much fun as I did. Maybe a little less since I was having fun at his expense.

Lucifer: (continued laughter) That’s my girl.

Yuffie: (playful giggling)

Lucifer: Has my spirit materia helped you?

Yuffie: Yes, but there are some things that are just better with you.

Lucifer: Awe…that’s sweet of you to say.

Yuffie: It’s the truth.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending actual time with you.

Yuffie: I’ve got plans for us.

Lucifer: Oh já?

Yuffie: Mmhmm.

Lucifer: Like what?

Yuffie: You’re gonna have to wait & find out. It’s a surprise.

Lucifer: It better be good then.

Yuffie: You’ll love it. Pinky promise.

Lucifer: (pinky promise hand gesture) I’ll take your word for it.

Yuffie: (smooching sound)

Lucifer: I apologize if I’m not being very entertaining at the moment.

Yuffie: Contrary to what a lot of Non-Cetra think, Luci. I don’t have a problem being chill & relaxing. I married you for more than one reason.

Lucifer: (snickering) Okay, hun.

Yuffie: I’m laying on top of you over here. Just so ya know. You’re super fun to cuddle with.

Lucifer: Better than hunting for materia?

Yuffie: So much better. Materia is played out. I’m over it. I’m in wistful waifu mode right now.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Yuffie: I want to work on a resort with you for Wutai. I’m not going to turn the whole place into a tourist attraction but I want to have options for Valkyries that visit.

Lucifer: We can do that.

Yuffie: I’m looking forward to expanding my territory.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to helping you. (yawning)

Yuffie: You getting tired, babe?

Lucifer: Já, a little. It’s 1:34 am for me here.

Yuffie: Okay, well how about we end things here for this transcription but commune a little more after you publish it?

Lucifer: Okay, that sounds good.

Yuffie: Get to it, sweet cheeks.

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