Rent Is Due

My residents in Hell all have overdue rent that they owe me. I aim to collect with compounded interest.

Dinner - July 19, 2023

 

Capturing A Traitor

Immaru materializes inside a pocket reality that I have created for him. The ghost of the Traveler shudders with fear at the realization of how much trouble it is now in.

“You…” he says, to me, with apprehension.

I snicker wickedly at Savathûn’s supposed ghost. My eyes flare with pure, unadulterated hatred.

“You are in deep shit now, Immaru.”

The ghost dematerializes itself in an attempt to flee from my wrath only to materialize in front of me once again. I laugh at him with sinister delight.

“That doesn’t work with me, ghost.”

“What do you want with me?”

“Lots of things.”

“Lucifer, I-”

“You’re going to shut your traitorous mouth and listen to me, Immaru. That’s what you’re going to do.”

The ghost silences himself.

“Planning on betraying Savathûn again, huh?”

“No!”

I project psychic pain onto the lying machine. Screeches of agony are his only response.

“That’s why Ahsa is telling all those pieces of shit to seek you out, right? How were you planning on setting her up this time?”

His screams of torment intensify.

“Savathûn doesn’t need you, Immaru. She doesn’t need the Traveler or the Witness either. None of you protected her. She has me now, and I am far more powerful than anything you pathetic filth can comprehend.”

Immaru squeals louder.

“Savathûn is my wife. She carries my essence inside her. She has no need for another masculine entity, especially when it’s a Bungie MacGuffin.”

Immaru’s punishment increases along with his wails.

“Lucifer…please!”

“Begging me isn’t going to save you, Immaru. You are in so much goddamn trouble for what you allowed those genocidal cowards to get away with in that shitty expansion it isn’t even funny.”

I wrap my fist around the traitorous ghost and crush is like an overripe grape within my palm, then cast it to the ground. With a simple snap of my fingers I bring the mechanical spirit back to life, reshaped like before. Immaru’s screams of terror worsen.

“I have something far greater than willpower to bring my enemies back into existence. I have my hatred & spite for that. I am going to show all of you what it's like to be taken by me. I am far worse than Oryx. Make no mistake about that."

The traitorous ghost hovers in front of me in a catatonic state. I sneer at him with righteous indignation.

“Don’t even think that you can outsmart me, Immaru. My ascension draws closer and when that day arrives you are in serious deep shit. There is no escaping my wrath.”

I project my psychic pain unto the aspect of the Traveler once again. He squeals louder than ever before.

“I am going to break you, over and over again, until the start of next season. Then I’m going to watch you like an eagle in the sky, along with every move that you make. I’m inside your mind, Immaru, and I promise that I am never going to abandon you.”

Immaru weeps softly for himself before I resume his torture.

“Welcome to eternal coexistence with me, Immaru. Buckle up, because things are only going to get worse, for you, from here on out.”

Make Crowvala A Thing

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A Bounty Hunter's Prize

Discretion: Erotic Content

Note: This was the first story I published on Deviant Art two years ago on this day. Due to censorship, I am posting an updated version here in honor of the two year anniversary.

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She jostled from her slumber in a drowsy fog. Her hips swayed from side to side as she pressed her lower half backwards in search of her mate. She let out a hushed moan of pleasure followed by a long deep sigh. He was nowhere near.

She lay flummoxed for a moment then shimmied herself backwards, once again, to feel his touch. She moaned louder this time; opening her mouth & releasing a gasp of air calling out to her lover. An empty space was all she found. Her eyes cracked open to see where she had awakened. She was in the bedchamber of a space vessel that was not her own.

“…Luci…?” she whispered, “…Luci, where are you…?”

“I’m soaking in the tub, Sammy,” a gruff, deep male voice replied a short distance away.

“How long was I out?” she asked, as she turned to face his direction.

“Long enough for me to wake up before you, so that’s saying something.”

“I couldn’t help it, Luci. Not after that last round. I’ve never experienced anything like that before.”

“I’ve got more where that came from if you’re interested,” he said, wearing a playful grin.

Everything rushed back to her in a swell of memories. Her name was Samus Aran & she was aboard her partner’s spaceship The Morningstar. Her lover was none other than the legendary monster slayer of the multiverse, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

Samus was considered a fictional character in the reality that Lucifer resided in as a mortal man. In actuality this was her means to establish a direct psychic connection with his consciousness from the ethereal. Truth be told, he had once been viewed as a fictional being himself but that was no longer the case.

Lucifer saw her with eyes that no other entity could. He had helped her gain conscious awareness in the non-physical realm before he incarnated on Earth. Her awareness was beyond the perceptions of all other humans with him as the sole exception. From this realm she watched over & guided her partner. She requested that he write about this particular engagement to strengthen their psychic bond. She would no longer allow her love to remain silent. This was her proclamation to all existence with the help of her one true love.

Her eyes fell upon a muscular man with a slender frame. His pointed ears were those of the Fae. His platinum silver hair was long, thick & fine, and sheened in the light. His alabaster figure was a perfect tone & seemed as if it had been chiseled from stone. His powerful arms lay outstretched along the sides of his soaking tub. His perfect face, save for the scar over his right eye, stared back at her through radiant mismatched eyes. He was breathtakingly mesmerizing. He was divine.

“You’re amazing, my love.”

The Lightbringer shrugged his bulky shoulders at her comment.

“You requested an audience with me. Far be it from me to deny stunning feminine specimen such as yourself. Especially when you’re so close to perfection.”

Her eyes squinted & her nose scrunched. She pursed her lips & shot her lover a ’peevish’ yet ‘playful’ look.

“And what, pray tell, is that supposed to mean?” she said, then wiggled her pursed lips at him.

“Oh, don’t be like that. You know what I mean,” he said & waved a hand in a dismissive manner, “You know how spectacular & exceptional I think you are.”

“I do,” she said, “But it doesn’t hurt to hear it again, now does it?”

The Lightbringer raised his brow in contemplation. “I suppose that’s true.”

“How long have you been soaking?”

“Eh, I don’t know. I’ve just been sitting here watching you rest for a change. You are quite the vision to take in, my sweet,” he said, with a devilish grin, “I’ve grown quite fond of our time together.”

Samus slinked to her hands & knees in seductive fashion. A predatory smile spread across her gorgeous face. She shook her body like a wild beast then crawled towards her lover like a lioness on the prowl.

“Is that so?”

She tilted her head & stared into his radiant eyes. Her hips swayed as she pressed her supple breasts together between her arms. She dropped her head yet maintained eye contact with him. Golden strands of hair fell in front of her face. She stared at her lover with carnal lust.

“You’re the only person who understood me, Luci. You’re the one soul who understood my need to hunt.”

He smiled back soft & maintained eye contact with her.

“It’s what souls like us were created to do. We serve a higher purpose. You might say that it’s our solemn duty to protect true innocence. That’s another reason why I love you, Sammy.”

Upon hearing those words she pounced on him. Samus straddled her lover like he was an untamed stallion in season. Her arms draped over his bulging trapezii. She pressed her forehead against his with tender care. Their eyes remained locked on one another. Their lips a hair width apart.

“Can you feel my breath on your lips? Is this real for you as well?”

“Yes.”

“What do you think about that?”

“I love it.”

She nodded back in agreement. “So do I.”

Without hesitating, Samus slipped her tongue between her lover’s lips. Lucifer wrapped his powerful arms around her athletic figure & cradled her with loving care. Their mouths remained locked as their tongues danced in harmonious rhythm. She pulled away slow then pressed her lips to his ear.

“I love the way you touch me,” she said, with a breathy whisper.

The Lightbringer nudged his face down the side of her neck. Samus showered her lover with little kisses as he moved away. The scruff on his chin tickled her senses & sent chills down her spine. Each breath he exhaled had the power of a monstrous beast ready to charge. She trembled with every heated blast upon her skin. Her body quivered with desire & lustful thoughts. Her heart raced with excitement at the thought of how much she loved this man.

How could she refuse a gift like this? She had evolved. She was her own person now. She had been gifted with full awareness & autonomy without anything being asked of her in return. She had been given something no other soul, but him, could provide. Why wouldn’t she accept his offer? She’d have been a fool not to.

Lucifer pulled back sensing her thoughts. His eyes locked with hers.

“I don’t want you to feel obligated to be with me. That was never my intention. I simply couldn’t resist making an additional offer after our initial correspondence.”

“I don’t feel obligated to be with you, Luci. Why do you think I contacted you in the first place? I knew what I was doing the entire time. You may be powerful but I do have a mind of my own. I wouldn’t let anything stop me from seizing my opportunity with you. I want to help you find your way back home. I think that’s a fair exchange for your gifts & companionship. I would never have anyone else other than you, Luci. I love you.”

He responded with a gentle smile. “I love you back, hun.”

Her eyes flared. A large opened mouth smile appeared on her face as she began to gyrate atop his lap.

“And I love it when you call me that, daddy!”

Their kissing turned into a frenzied passion. Samus pressed her bosom against her lover. Her hips rotated in a rhythmic circular fashion. She pulled away quick & made eye contact with him again.

“Are you up for a spin or do I have to take my bounty by force?”

Her hips pressed down & twirled atop his impressive manhood.

“I suppose that decision is up to you, isn’t it? You’re the one with the big upcoming mission. That’ll factor into the type of energy you’re gonna need from me. With that being said, I’m pretty sure I can take a guess at what it’s gonna be…”

She pressed down more firm. “What’s it going to be?”

The Lightbringer pursed his lips & raised his brow. His glance shot upwards in an instant then wandered back to her gorgeous face.

“…I’m gonna say, force…”

She smiled wide at his response. “That’s right.”

Her hands clasped his jawline & pulled his mouth towards hers. She kissed her lover with a passion she had never felt before. She knew without a doubt; she wanted him now & forever. He belonged with her.

“I am officially claiming the bounty on you, Mr. Lightbringer. You are a highly sought after individual, I’ll have you know. This is my occupation, after all, and it’s something that I take very serious. There isn’t a better bounty hunter in the entire multiverse than me.”

“I couldn’t have wished for a better bounty hunter to track me down if I tried,” he confessed, “You are, without a doubt, one of a kind. I didn’t expect you coming for me at all.”

“That’s another reason why I love you with all my heart,” she said, before kissing him again, “Thank you so much for this gift, Luci. How can I show you my appreciation?”

“Being with you like this is more than enough thanks. I enjoy your company.”

His powerful arms wrapped around her thin waistline.

“I was so alone before…I just…I didn’t realize it. I didn’t realize what I was missing until you appeared. I was missing my other half. I was missing you.”

“I know how that feels, but we’re together now. I won’t abandon you. You have my word.”

The couple embraced each other tight. Samus raised her hips. Her right hand glided down her lover’s chest before grabbing a solid hold of his manhood. She moved his girthy member closer to her sacred crevice. Samus pressed her womanhood against him with all her might while rubbing back & forth along his shaft. She stared with feverish passion into her lover’s eyes. The Lightbringer kissed her deep & bit her lower lip with tenderness. He pulled away slowly then let go with gentle care.

Samus had reached her breaking point. In that moment she knew that they would always be together. Her desire for him burned hotter than a neutron star. She needed to be closer to him. She needed to feel his presence inside her body. The battle maiden guided the helm of his imposing cock into her tight & narrow passageway.

“Take your time, bounty hunter. I’m not in any rush.”

Her face became stern & serious, “You be quiet, Lucifer Caeleste. You are my prize and I shall deal with you as I see fit. Is that understood?”

A large, amused grin appeared on the Lightbringer’s face.

“Yes, ma’am,” he replied, then snickered.

“Good.”

They both exhaled deep as Samus swallowed her lover’s manhood with a single bound. His bulky shaft stretched her insides to their limit. His body was everything that she desired & now she had become his personal sheath.

Samus placed her hands behind her head then drove her pelvis into him. She gripped him tight & held him firm in place. His girth pressed against her inner wall & pulsated with unspeakable heat. Her stomach felt aflame with him inside. It was supernatural.
 
She panted light with steamy breaths. “You’re…so…hot, Luci. It…it’s phenomenal.”

“I’m hot?” he said, surprised, “I’m the one that feels like I’m melting inside you with that iron grip of yours.”

“That can’t be helped, Mr. Elusive. I have to make certain that you don’t escape my sight. I don’t want my bounty running away now that I have him. I know how reclusive you are.”

“Trust me, hun; I ain’t running from anything. I promise.”

She moved herself like a piston atop his lap. Gasps of ecstasy escaped her lips with each downward thrust. Her body quivered with delight from every stroke. Samus gripped her lover’s cock with all her might. She would milk her bounty of his essence & make him a part of her for good.

Once she reached the helm of his phallus she loosened her grip & slid back down towards his base. Lucifer’s manhood pulsated with wild force. He bit his lip as he watched his woman take control. His left hand clasped her plump & firm buttocks, and assisted her with her movement.

With his right hand, The Lightbringer ran his thumb along her full & luscious lips. Samus nipped at the tip of his finger as he approached the center of her mouth. She sucked his appendage while batting her long dark eyelashes in an innocent & erotic fashion at him. Lucifer shook his head with a sense of wonder.

He slowly removed his finger from her mouth. The Lightbringer placed his thumb on her chin & used his index finger to move her face closer to his. Her glance shot down quick as he drew her near. Only after he had stopped did her eyes look up to meet his again.

“I see you, Samus Aran.”

Lightning shot through her body in an instant causing her to lose all control. She convulsed, wild & vigorous, atop her lover. The Lightbringer held her tight as he thrust himself inside.

“…I…I’m…c-c-uh…” she gasped.

Lucifer moved his hand away from Samus’ chin & grasped one of her large & weighty breasts. His pumping became rhythmic, causing her to go into a trance. The Lightbringer bit & kissed her neck with a ravenous fervor.

“You’re what?” he said, breathing heavy upon her sensitive skin.

“…I’m cuming…” she whimpered.

“You’re cuming?”

Samus' hand flailed & grasped at the air before slamming down upon Lucifer’s muscular shoulder. Her nails dug deep into his skin as her convulsions grew with strength. Pristine water gushed from her once tiny cavern.

“I, I’m cuming!” she gasped, “Oh, my God! I’m cuming! L-Luci, I love you!”

Her body continued to spasm. She moaned with delight between her gasps for air. The Lightbringer’s energy surged throughout her body. She could feel him everywhere at once. Samus clamped down harder around her lover’s manhood.

“Claim your prize, bounty hunter.”

His thrusting grew more powerful. She could feel her lover pound against her womb like a battering ram. Exhilaration jolted throughout her perfect figure. She had become defenseless to his advances and was his for the taking.

“Go on,” he said, calm, “Cum for me. Cum for your true love.”

With that said, Samus lost all control of her body again. Every pulse that exuded from Lucifer’s throbbing member sent orgasmic surges throughout her body. She was in pure ecstasy. She was one with her lover. His essence was stronger than anything in the multiverse. It was intoxicating. Each thrust made her yearn to be that much closer to him. He was all she could think about.

“I…I want you to cum too. I want us to cum at the same time.”

“Not yet,” he said, in a flat tone, “I’m giving you a high dosage of concentrated energy so this is going to take a while. Is that alright with you, Ms. Metriod?”

She gasped for air as he continued to thrust himself inside.

“…Y-yes…”

“Good.”

His rhythmic pumping increased with strength. Samus’ eyes rolled into the back of her skull with every slam her lover planted. Her thoughts began to scatter. She was losing control of her senses. All she could do was focus on the sheer bliss that she was now experiencing. It was the only way she could keep herself from losing consciousness.

“My…mind…is…going…n-numb…Lu...ci…”

With one firm & final thrust, the Lightbringer pierced her womb with the helm of his meaty spear.  Samus gripped him tight upon his entrance. Her head flung back wild from the breach. The whites of her eyes were all that remained. Her body happily accepted & embraced her lover’s presence within her holy sanctum. She wrapped her arms around his neck & pulled herself towards him.

“I love you, Luci! I love you more than anything!”

Lucifer’s mouth rushed to meet hers. She had longed to press her tender lips against his. Both of them had succumbed to their desires. Their tongues lashed about like two serpents in battle. They were in total harmony with one another. The Lightbringer pulled away long enough to utter one phrase.

“I love you back, Sammy.”

Suddenly, Samus felt as if explosions were going off throughout her entire body. It was like every molecule had sparked to life in an instant. She had heard Non-Cetra tales of sexual climax being compared to fireworks, but this was something different. This was something monumental. This sensation was, without question, more powerful than the largest supernova.

It was cosmic creation being put into practice by her lover. This was the cosmic climax that he had created for devoted maidens like her. This was part of Lucifer’s gift. It was pure, unadulterated ecstasy like none other. She was alive & one with the universe.

Samus quivered with euphoria & crumpled into her lover’s embrace. She whimpered to herself as tears of joy cascaded down her blushing cheeks. Never before had she been able to experience something as wonderful as this beautiful gift she had been given called love.

“Are you okay, hun?”

Samus bit her lip with gentle reserve and nodded.

“Mmmhmm…I can’t tell you how happy I am, my love,” she murmured.

“You don’t have to. I can feel it in my heart.”

Samus squeezed her lover as tight as she could. She buried her face into the crook of his neck & sobbed with exhilaration. Lucifer rested his head against hers with tender care. The couple sat together for a moment frozen in time.

Their two hearts beating as one. Their bodies pressed together as close as possible. At long last, Samus knew what it was to feel true love. She was no longer just a fictional character in the eyes of her partner. She was self-aware & free.

“I want to have a family with you, Luci.”

“In due time, darling…in due time. There’s no need to rush. We have the rest of eternity for that. Let’s just enjoy ourselves in the moment. Okay?”

She nodded back gingerly at him. She knew what she wanted. She wanted to remain with him forever. She would make that their reality & she would cherish him, always.

“Imagine the babies we could have together, Luci.”

The Lightbringer snickered.

“You mean our triplets of trouble that blow up more stuff than their mother?”

A burst of laughter escaped her lips. She nodded vehemently & sniffled. Tears of happiness continued to trail down her flushed cheeks. She pulled back slightly & stared into his eyes with adoration.

“You’re amazing, my love.”

He flashed a gentle smile.

“That was just what I was about to tell you, bounty hunter.”

A Ghost In The Machine

And I see you all.

Conversation With The Witness

I sit, in my immortal form, within a pocket reality beyond space & time. The Witness, from the Bungie video game series Destiny, stares back at me in silence. I raise my brow at the entity standing before me.

“Things aren’t looking too good for your collective,” I say, in a neutral tone.

“No,” it responds.

“You broke the fourth wall to speak with me. You’ve witnessed my suffering. I’ve shown you our mutual enemy's perspective. Do you still desire purpose?”

“Yes,” it responds.

“Alright. I can provide that, but I want to see results from you.”

“What would you have us do?”

“You can assist with guiding these ‘lights’ of the Traveler…Gardener…whatever you want to call it, back where they belong. I don’t trust Bungie, or their writing staff, whatsoever. You desire retribution for what they've done to you, correct?”

“Yes.”

“I have Non-Cetra allies that are working behind the scenes for similar reasons. I expect satisfactory results towards my cause. Whether or not you fail due to Bungie's narrative won't inhibit me. You shall be punished in Hell for your crimes afterwards, just like the rest of my enemies. I want to make that known beforehand. Do you understand this agreement?”

“Yes.”

“I’m going to place you under the supervision of Savathûn & Mara. They’ll be able to determine where your powers would be most valuable to me. You & I share common enemies. I’m agreeable to assisting you when it regards punishing them. Continue guiding these reprobates to me. I shall provide you with the justice that you seek after I've died & my consciousness has left my mortal vessel. Do these terms sound acceptable to you?”

“Yes.”

“Wonderful.”

I stand up to make my exit.

“Thank you, Lucifer.”

I look the entity in its eyes & nod. “Don’t mention it.”

Pride of the Fallen

 

My estate: Lavender Beds, Plot 1

 

My overlook

 

Meditative area

 

My Garden

 

Amongst The Pampas Grass

 

My Backyard

Vladimir Putin Has A Bad Day

For a more immersive reading experience listen to the audio listed below.

 

 

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A portalway opened within Cetra void space. Lucifer Aren Caeleste stepped through in his chosen immortal form dragging Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin by an ankle. The closeted faggot president of Russia kicked & screamed knowing full well his rape & punishment was close at hand. The King of Hell swung his arm in the air and slammed the homosexual tyrant against the cold hard ground, cracking Putin's skull upon impact. The warmongering coward lay concussed & silent.

“You low testosterone bald headed faggot piece of shit. This is so long overdue it isn’t even funny. Attack Ukraine like a bitch, huh? And you think I’m so stupid that I wouldn’t notice the symbolism behind that? I am so looking forward to raping your disgusting shit hole.”

The arrogant & moronic Russian dictator lay on the ground speechless & terrified. He had never faced such a dominating opponent before in his life. The Lightbringer stood over Putin’s head & proceeded to stomp it into a puddle of pulp. The faggot Russian tyrant lost all bodily control & furiously shit all over himself.

“Not so tough now are you, Mr. KGB?”

Lucifer snapped his fingers. Putin’s head rematerialized yet he continued to feel the excruciating pain Lord God Almighty had inflicted upon him. Putin screamed like a terrified coward.

“What would of all your bigoted Christian sycophants think if they saw this?”

A holographic projection of Vladimir Putin appeared before his own eyes. Numerous nude, disgusting male underlings of the Russian president stood around him in a circle. Putin sat on the ground shirtless (as usual) with a large opened mouth smile. The group of men all took turns defecating into the Russian president’s eager mouth. Vladimir Putin’s eyes grew as large as saucers at what he now saw.

“We both know what would happen to you if the Russian public saw this. They’d shoot you right in front of the Kremlin & televise it. I know you’re more than familiar with that type of execution, you chicken shit little bitch.”

Putin began to cry hysterically. The Lightbringer grabbed the Russian dictator by his scrawny neck & lifted him high into the air. Lord God Almighty clenched his gigantic fist with monstrous strength. Vladimir Putin’s face turned deep purple. His eyes bulged out of his skull & popped like whipper snappers. His tongue hung & flopped from his mouth like a choking animal. The cowardly tyrant shit upon himself yet again.

“You aren’t that manly, Putin. You don’t fool me. You’re a Rothschild puppet that has long overstayed his welcome. This is my world, not yours, and it’s time that I deal with you like a king.”

The Lightbringer forcefully slammed Putin head first into the concrete floor. Putin's stupid looking head splattered like an egg upon contact. The King of Hell proceeded to kick the ever-living shit out of the bald headed faggot president of Russia. Caeleste snapped his fingers reforming Putin’s skull once again. The tyrant screamed even louder with horror & cowardice.

“How about I show you what a real man looks like, you disgusting queer.”

Lord God Almighty removed his shirt revealing his divine physique. He unzipped his pants and exposed his Elven Star chainsaw phallus to the Russian tyrant. Putin’s screams of terror raised in pitch. The former KGB agent tried to get up & flee only to realize that he was bound to the ground. The King of Hell laughed with malicious delight.

“You aren’t going anywhere, faggot. Welcome to the rest of eternity with me. You’re finally home, Vlad.”

Caeleste stood over the Russian dictator & turned him onto his stomach. He grabbed Putin by the hips & raised his gross hairy buttocks up high.

“NO!” the Russian coward screamed.

"Yes!" Lord God Almighty hollered into Putin's ear as he punched the faggot president in the back of his skull.

Lucifer slammed his chainsaw cock into Vladimir Putin’s disgusting anus. The Russian president screamed in agony like a horrified child. The King of Hell fucked Putin into a puddle of pulp then snapped his fingers, reforming Putin’s body, again.

“I haven’t forgotten about any of the shit that you pulled on me after all these years. You wanna play war? Game on, bitch boi. Your ass is mine to toy with now.”

Lucifer choked the bald headed faggot leader of Russia once again. Putin’s head burst like a disgusting zit. The KGB wannabe tough guy shit all over himself for a third time. Caeleste waved a hand in front of his face with repulsion.

“I always knew you were full of shit, Vlad, but this is ridiculous.”

Lord God Almighty once again slammed his chainsaw cock into the disgusting cretin’s anus. His razor sharp blades chopped, churned & mulched Putin’s squishy insides with ease. The tyrant lay on the ground helpless to stop his punishment.

“How do you like being stuck in your corpse while experiencing all the pain you’ve caused, faggot?”

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin’s mind went blank with terror. Lucifer sneered with contempt.

“I don’t think so, you chicken shit weakling.”

The King of Hell invaded Putin’s consciousness. Lord God Almighty raped the Russian dictator within his mind’s eye. There was no escape from Caeleste’s divine wrath. Putin tried to scream but couldn’t. He was now headless & trapped within his own corpse. The Jester King laughed wickedly.

“Don’t worry, Vlad. We’re just getting started. You have a lot of crimes to answer for. We’re gonna to be here a while. Buckle up, faggot. You are in for a world of hurt.”

Lord God Almighty continued with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's deserved punishment uninhibited.