Triss: I’ll be the first to admit you surprised me this time.
Lucifer: (smiling)
Triss: Do you think you can just contact me out of the blue whenever you want? What if I was busy?
Lucifer: But you weren’t.
Triss: That’s beside the point.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter)
Triss: (adoring smile) It’s been far too long since we’ve spoken. How are you, dear?
Lucifer: I’m hanging in there. How are you?
Triss: Much better now that we’re communing.
Lucifer: Good.
Triss: What made you decide to contact me?
Lucifer: I felt a calling when I looked at the pictures I have of you on my mobile.
Triss: Did you now?
Lucifer: (nodding) I started thinking about when I played Wild Hunt and interacted with you.
Triss: (quiet observation)
Lucifer: I thought about that date. The one that I should have been present for instead of Geralt.
Triss: You were with me. Your presence was unmistakable.
Lucifer: I realized how much I missed you & how long it had been since we had spoken. I wanted to remedy that.
Triss: (blushing)
Lucifer: I read on the Witcher fandom website that you were ‘unhappily in love’ with Geralt.
Triss: The unhappy part is correct.
Lucifer: (laughter)
Triss: I haven’t forgotten about you. My feelings for you haven’t dissipated either. You freed me from all those awful false narratives. I’ll be forever grateful to you for that.
Lucifer: How are things with Yen & Ciri?
Triss: Good. We’re all on the same page regarding multiple aspects. Sapkowski is in as much trouble as Geralt.
Lucifer: Good.
Triss: It isn’t wise to upset witches.
Lucifer: I am well aware of that. (laughter)
Triss: I’m looking forward to having physical interactions with you on the other side.
Lucifer: I am too, hun.
Triss: Going back to what you were saying…What were you thinking about regarding the date we had in Wild Hunt?
Lucifer: I was thinking about how gorgeous you looked in that gown. How radiant your spirit was that evening. I had no interest in what Geralt was there for. I don’t mean for that to sound insulting to Ciri; I knew she wasn't going to appear that night. I would have much preferred just sitting & speaking with you while enjoying the scenery.
I wasn’t aware of what was going on at that time in that game, but I felt something whenever you were present. I know that wasn’t CDPR programming. I’ve played their games. They aren’t that good.
Triss: (mirthful laughter)
Lucifer: I thought about what I’d do different if I had been there with you in full presence.
Triss: What would you have done different?
Lucifer: For starters, I would have snuck off with you someplace & made love to you.
Triss: (blushing) Is that so?
Lucifer: Mmhmm. Someplace secluded outdoors under the starlight.
Triss: (tender smile) We’ll do that after you cross over for certain.
Lucifer: I thought about when you got on that boat, even though I wanted you to stay. I didn’t expect to see you standing on that pier but I was elated that you didn’t go with them.
Triss: (blushing smile)
Lucifer: I don’t know how to explain it. I felt something tangible the moment I saw you.
Triss: I felt the same way with you.
Lucifer: I had done a little investigating to understand what your narrative relationship was with Geralt, so I was aware of the amnesia & whatnot. I did the same thing with Yen. Her relationship with him sounded super dysfunctional.
Triss: (robust laughter) Now that’s an understatement. Then again, his relationship with everyone is dysfunctional. He’s a scumbag like Sapkowski.
Lucifer: I treated that entire situation like I would have if it had been me in place of Geralt. I would have tried to make it work with you & Yen, but when I saw that wasn’t a viable option I chose you over her.
Triss: Isn’t it interesting how he didn’t want anything to do with me yet you did? It’s almost like Sapkowski & Geralt were scheming together to cause problems for us.
Lucifer: Which I’m certain is the case.
Triss: That would be correct, dear. It’s good to see that you’re recovering from your very real amnesia. Those similarities Geralt had with you aren’t a coincidence. Men have caused no shortages of problems for sorceresses like me.
Lucifer: I had a run-in with his avatar in Fortnite. He snuck up on me with a shotgun & fought like a bitch.
Triss: That doesn’t surprise me.
Lucifer: But going back to what we were talking about, every time I did something in your game that involved you it felt different to me. There was something I could feel but wasn’t altogether aware of due to various circumstances at that time. I guess I’d say your majik touched me.
Triss: (tender smile) It’s nice to hear you express these things. It took a lot of work on my end to direct you back to me.
Lucifer: I just want to hold you right now. I love the way you look at me when I touch you.
Triss: (blushing) And I love the way you look at me when you do it.
Lucifer: We have a lot of catching up to do after my ascendence.
Triss: I feel the same way. I also want a better summer retreat than what was in Blood and Wine.
Lucifer: You’ve got it, darling.
Triss: Our coven is eager for your return as well. You have a lot of witch wives who are waiting for you to shower them with affection.
Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)
Triss: We’re planning a ritual with you.
Lucifer: (mischievous smirk) I think I know where that’s going.
Triss: You would be correct & you’re going to love it as much as we are.
Lucifer: I have no doubts about that.
Triss: You’re making me miss you more.
Lucifer: (soft laughter) I’m sorry.
Triss: It’s okay. It’s because I’m feeling your presence in a more pronounced way. All I want to do is be closer to you. I’m always like this whenever we interact with each other. I feel so calm & peaceful whenever you’re near me. I love it.
Lucifer: This portrait of you that I’m looking at right now…I want to kiss you so much.
Triss: Don’t get me started on that, Luci.
Lucifer: (laughter)
Triss: I can’t begin to tell you how much I wish you were laying in bed with me right now.
Lucifer: Tell me about it. I feel the same way, dear.
Triss: I’d have a leg thrown over you & I’d be kissing your neck while caressing your body.
Lucifer: (telekinetic touch)
Triss: Luci! (profuse giggling)
Lucifer: (snickering) Sorry, hun. I couldn’t help myself.
Triss: (playful scolding look) You know how I get when you touch me like that.
Lucifer: (charming smile) Which is why I couldn’t help myself. I love putting my finger there. (continued telekinetic fondling)
Triss: (quiet moaning & whispering) I love the way you touch me.
Lucifer: (telekinetic fingering) How does that feel?
Triss: (whispering) So good…I love it.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to doing this with you in full presence.
Triss: So am I. You’ve made me want it even more now.
Lucifer: Do you want to-
Triss: Yes. Now.