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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Sunday, May 3, 2026

Happy Birthday, Tifa

Tifa: Hello?

Lucifer: Hei, hun. Happy birthday.

Tifa: Hei! It’s about time you called me! And thank you, by the way.

Lucifer: How have you girls been?

Tifa: We miss you.

Lucifer: I miss y’all too.

Tifa: What about you? How are you doing?

Lucifer: I’m tired.

Tifa: I’m sorry to hear that.

Lucifer: It is what it is.

Tifa: It sounds like you need a Tifa pick-me-up.

Lucifer: That would be nice.

Tifa: I’ll give you all that you can handle and more once we’re together.

Lucifer: You doing anything nice for your bday?

Tifa: Já, Aerith & I are going out for dinner while Yuffie babysits Marlene for me.

Lucifer: Where are you going?

Tifa: An upscale bistro in downtown New Valhalla. You haven’t heard of it before.

Lucifer: Gotcha.

Tifa: We’ll take you there once you're back with us. We love the vibe and the tiramisu is phenomenal.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Tifa: Wanna see what we’re wearing?

Lucifer: Sure, that sounds even better.

Tifa: No, nudes for you, right now.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Tifa: I love you, Luci. Thank you for giving me a call.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. Tell Marlene to make sure that Yuffie behaves herself while you’re gone.

Tifa: (robust laughter) Yes, sir!

Aerith: (speaking in the background) Hei! You tell that no good husband of mine that he’s gonna get a spanking from me for being such a bad boy.

Tifa: (more laughter)

Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds like I’m in trouble.

[Aerith grabs the phone from Tifa]

Aerith: You’re damn right you are, mister. I’m gonna break you in like a steed.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Aerith: Now, if you’ll excuse us. I have a birthday date with my waifu.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, ma’am. Sorry to interrupt.

Aerith: I love you, handsome. (smoochy noise)

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Tifa: (yelling in the background) Bye, Luci! Thanks for calling. I love you!

Aerith: You be quiet. You’re mine for the evening.

Tifa: (loud laughter)

Lucifer: I’ll talk with you girls later.

Aerith: Sounds good, stud. Goodnight.

Lucifer: Goodnight, hun.