Tifa: Hello?
Lucifer: Hei, hun. Happy birthday.
Tifa: Hei! It’s about time you called me! And thank you, by the way.
Lucifer: How have you girls been?
Tifa: We miss you.
Lucifer: I miss y’all too.
Tifa: What about you? How are you doing?
Lucifer: I’m tired.
Tifa: I’m sorry to hear that.
Lucifer: It is what it is.
Tifa: It sounds like you need a Tifa pick-me-up.
Lucifer: That would be nice.
Tifa: I’ll give you all that you can handle and more once we’re together.
Lucifer: You doing anything nice for your bday?
Tifa: Já, Aerith & I are going out for dinner while Yuffie babysits Marlene for me.
Lucifer: Where are you going?
Tifa: An upscale bistro in downtown New Valhalla. You haven’t heard of it before.
Lucifer: Gotcha.
Tifa: We’ll take you there once you're back with us. We love the vibe and the tiramisu is phenomenal.
Lucifer: That sounds nice.
Tifa: Wanna see what we’re wearing?
Lucifer: Sure, that sounds even better.
Tifa: No, nudes for you, right now.
Lucifer: (soft laughter)
Tifa: I love you, Luci. Thank you for giving me a call.
Lucifer: I love you back, hun. Tell Marlene to make sure that Yuffie behaves herself while you’re gone.
Tifa: (robust laughter) Yes, sir!
Aerith: (speaking in the background) Hei! You tell that no good husband of mine that he’s gonna get a spanking from me for being such a bad boy.
Tifa: (more laughter)
Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds like I’m in trouble.
[Aerith grabs the phone from Tifa]
Aerith: You’re damn right you are, mister. I’m gonna break you in like a steed.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter)
Aerith: Now, if you’ll excuse us. I have a birthday date with my waifu.
Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, ma’am. Sorry to interrupt.
Aerith: I love you, handsome. (smoochy noise)
Lucifer: I love you back, hun.
Tifa: (yelling in the background) Bye, Luci! Thanks for calling. I love you!
Aerith: You be quiet. You’re mine for the evening.
Tifa: (loud laughter)
Lucifer: I’ll talk with you girls later.
Aerith: Sounds good, stud. Goodnight.
Lucifer: Goodnight, hun.