Being a fertility/sex God & practicing celibacy in my mortal form is not easy. However, being poor & co-habitating with my mother is a good "pussy repellent" to most women here, so that makes maintaining my abstinence less difficult (I suppose). That being said, as much as I would like to get laid, I don't feel like dealing with all the baggage that goes along with sex. Been there, done that. Don't even get me started on how filthy these goddamn cheating parasites are with their STDs.
