He needs a sign hanging from his neck that says, "Punch me." Seriously, what a stupid looking sack of shit.
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Saturday, February 28, 2026
The Cock Gobbler
Next thing MAGAts will do is have RuPaul try to convince everyone that Donald Trump is the least likely president to get caught with a bigly black dick in his mouth.
The Cock Gobbler
I cannot express with words just how much I want to punch that despicable cocƙsucƙer is his obnoxious pig asshole mouth.
The Truth
Republican congressmen are all cucks. Blanket statement. Same goes for anyone aligned with AIPAC.
The Face Of America
You stupid sacks of shit should feel bigly proud of yourselves for allowing this dishonest, cowardly, draft dodging, cocƙsucƙing, traitorous fraudster to cheat his way into the White House, not just once, twice. Bravo, Americans 👍🏻
To: The SoWwiest MAGA Manlet Alive, Pete Pegseth
Operation Epic Fury may as well be called Operation MAGAt Faggot Butthurt, Pete. You larping sack of shit.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
You can damn sure bet that I'm gonna help your cheating fraudster ass with this half-baked scheme, cocƙsucƙer.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Hollywood
I think Donny & his MAGAts could cause you reprobates more problems & headaches. Y'all clearly don't have enough of those.
Friday, February 27, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Goddammit, people! Y'all are making my work so much harder trying to help Donny boi! Let me ask y'all one simple question. When has that stupid cocƙsucƙer ever sounded like he's retarded? I rest my case.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Everyone! Listen to the cocƙsucƙer! When has ol Donny boi ever lied about anything? Y'all trust me, right? You can trust the Drumpfster! Would I lie about something like that?!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republican Election Tampering
Everyone! Stop noticing MAGAts trying to rig elections! I'm serious, y'all! I'm trying to help them steal the 2026 midterms! I wanna be a winner, goddammit! It would make me feel just awful if y'all ignored my demand, got in their way & actually started holding those stupid sacks of shit & their cocƙsucƙing fraudster accountable!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA
Do I need to step in and help you shit heads stop fighting? Because I'll do it! What could go wrong for MAGA with me acting as peace keeper?
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA
It's obvious that you stupid sacks of shit could use some serious help. Lucky me, because I don't have much better to do with my life right now than help y'all.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
It's okay, Donny boi! I'll help you with your testimony!
The Truth
TDS = Trump's Dipshits
MAGAts love to accuse other people of having 'TDS' but the truth is that they're the ones willfully going along with his derangement. Every accusation from MAGA is a confession.
The Truth
I know that I've grown old when I'm plucking ear hair on a regular basis and shaving my eyebrows with my beard trimmer 😑
Thursday, February 26, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jesse Henry Lorenz
You can have your suicidal depression back, cocƙsucƙer. I don’t want it anymore. My empathetic work with you is over. Now you get to experience what my apathy is like.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
I just had a brilliant idea, Donny! I'll help you cover up your name & involvement in the Epstein files! I'm such a genius 😏
Q & A
Q: What's a worse decision than opening Pandora's box?
A: Forcefully removing me from my detention cell (aka home) the way Zeus, Poseidon & Hades did on January 10th, 2020.
The cat's out of the bag now, you cocƙsucƙing cowards.
This Cocƙsucƙer
Danny boi is one angry, shit talking, MAGA manlet. Take another testosterone shot up your faggot shit hole, Bongina. You low T cocƙsucƙer.
The Cock Gobbler
The face he makes when his old butt buddy Jeffrey was elbow deep in Donny's disgusting shit hole.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republican Election Tampering
Goddammit, Donny! I'm trying to help you stupid, cheating cocƙsucƙers steal the midterms and y'all are shitting the bed!
This Is Why I Hate Democrats
One thing this despicable cunt sure as shit isn't is a Goddess. That's for goddamn sure 💯
To: Democrats
Do you reprobates want to know why you're losing to MAGAts when it pertains to morality? Here is a prime example of why moderate Americans are repulsed by the DNC. You pieces of shit championed little cross dressing faggots like "Desmond is Amazing" and pushed that shit on everyone calling them bigots, anti-lgbtq, blah blah blah, long before we reached this point. I know because I've been keeping score.
I'm not condoning MAGA whatsoever. I'm calling out you sacks of shit on your own sexual exploitation & objectification of children. BIG DIFFERENCE. Don't even get me started on that disgusting, old, racist, pedophile Joe Biden.
A Helpful Blessing Upon Aliyah Rahman
This woman deserves justice. I would appreciate it if she was given assistance with her recovery.
The Truth
Deciding to walk away from intimate relationships & go celibate was one of the best decisions that I made in my thirties. Facts 💯
To: Goth Girls
I like goth girls. What I don’t like is goth girls with faggot baggage. Get rid of men then we'll talk.
To: Women
Stop using men to record your shitty social media videos. Get a girlfriend and learn some goddamn skills of your own for once. For real. I'm not interested in making any of your lives better or showering you with attention when you're carrying around unwanted faggot baggage. Y'all tried stringing me along with that crap when I was younger. I wasn’t interested in it then and I sure as hell am even less interested in it now. I'm not playing that second fiddle shit with any of you anymore. I'm not doing that mmf three-way shit either. If I'm not good enough for any of you then you can all choke on shit. Men are disgusting parasites and I have zero respect for cunts who exploit them.
The Truth
I seriously detest how stupid younger generations are. That doesn’t mean that I favor my own generation. I just really hate how stupid, narcissistic, unfunny & unoriginal the younger generations of humans are here. Social media has shown me that.
The Truth
I was more than generous & empathetic towards men. You greedy, traitorous, cocƙsucƙing, cowards refused to reciprocate. The only thing that I owe masculinity is a receipt.
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Trey Parker And Matt Stone
You two unfunny faggot sellouts need way more problems in your lives.
The Truth
If there was a "coolness" analogy in movies to encapsulate MAGA they'd be the the Christians in Footloose who don't like dancing.
The Truth
MAGA is the losers rebellion. That's a yuge why they identify with the confederates so much.
To: MAGAts
You dipshits ain't endearing yourselves to your opposition in any way, but don't let that stop y'all from making asses of yourselves. The dumbfounded look on all your stupid faces to the backlash that MAGAts have cultivated is gonna be so satisfying 😈
This Cocƙsucƙer
"God" didn't create woman, you dishonest, faggot assed, sack of shit. Femininity created God; aka Lucifer Aren Caeleste. I'm going to take extra special enjoyment when the time comes for me to torture Christian pastors in the afterlife.
The Truth
Just because I don't like confrontation & sadism does not mean my allies & protectors share those sentiments.
I have no shortages of evil doers who would love to hurt others on my behalf.
Ideological Differences
Reprobates: "Rules were made to be broken."
Lucifer Aren Caeleste: "Depends on the rules."
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
These Cocƙsucƙers
I am going to enjoy antagonizing you cocƙsucƙing sacks of shit so goddamn much when my opportunity arrives.
Monday, February 23, 2026
To: The World
Whatever y'all do, do not prevent evil pieces of shit like Israel, Russia, CCP, Donald Trump & MAGA from helping me destroy the United States. Also, do not hold these chicken shit oligarchs trying to escape punishment for their crimes accountable!
I'm serious, y'all! I'd feel just awful if you reprobates behaved properly for once in your goddamm lives!
To: MAGAts
I agree with you stupid pieces of shit. Life has been so unfair to poutus. He has sucked & fucked his way up the good ol boi ladder for so long now! He's doing everything he can to destroy the USA and these woke anti-fascists keep getting in his goddamn way! Has God condemned Donald Trump to suffer for eternity?! When are leftists gonna start appreciating his "specialness?!"
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA
Wherever MAGAts go, whatever MAGAts do, I want y'all to know that my repulsive, nauseating, energetic stench shall be surrounding them like a goddamn miasmic cloud! I can outstink any of them, no problem! That includes the fat, old, orange turd himself!
Luci's going full MAGA from here on out (incognito, of course; gotta make certain the libs don't suspect anything 😉)! I want to live a life of luxury godammit! I'm tired of being poor & despised!
To: Anti Trump People And Organizations
Whatever y'all do, don't be super aggressive about holding Republicans accountable for lying, cheating & stealing. They're doing the best they can to rig elections but it's super difficult when they're all stupider than 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag. That's why I'm helping them now.
Oh, and leave Donny boi alone. I mean it. Don't gang up on him or his MAGAts. He's real sensitive about being mocked relentlessly. It's not easy being an unlikable cocƙsucƙer your entire life. He'll tell ya so himself.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republican Election Tampering
I know for a fact that you stupid pieces of shit could use some extra help cheating in elections and do I have a solution for you. I'm gonna help y'all steal the 2026 midterms. You MAGAts can be certain that there's no way I'll fuck something super duper important like this up! I promise, you can trust me with nefarious tasks! When have I ever lied?
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Don't worry, Donny boi. I'll help you cover up your crimes better than your hair stylist covers up your bald spots!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The 2026 State of the Union
Let's show these goddamn liberals how popular the Cocƙsucƙer 'n Cheat is with the bigliest ratings never seen before! The only way this could be even better is if I were up on stage to tell everyone how stupid they are for not being MAGAts! Now that's MAGA must see TV, bois!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The 2026 State of the Union
Let's show these goddamn libtards just how fucking great the United States is now that Lucifer helping you Republican cocƙsucƙers with your shitty agenda! LET'S GOOOOOOOO, BOIS!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States "Department of Justice"
I think you despicable pieces of shit could use my help covering up pedophilia. I mean, I am the most evil son of a bitch to ever exist. It's high time I help you reprobates try to cover your tracks. It's obvious that Bondi is an inept cunt. Right, fellas?
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Christianity
You know what you reprobates need? My help making Christianity more popular than it has ever been before. I'm way more selfish & evil than Donald Trump. Those are facts 💯
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA
Get those fuck holes of yours ready, bois. I'm just the right man to turn heel & help your faggy little political movement achieve greatness like never before! I'm gonna help Make America Great Again! Let the oppression begin! MAGA!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party
Imploding is far more impressive than exploding. That’s just basic science. I'm gonna help you dishonest sacks of shit discover just how right I am about everything.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party
More people should be made aware of how you despicable sacks of shit intend to steal the 2026 midterms so that they can be on the "winning side." Me and my band of merry evil doers are more than happy to help you reprobates achieve that goal.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party
MAGA has proven to me that they're is serious need of my help (even more so than Kamala). I'm gonna do you despicable sacks of shit a solid and help y'all cheat your way to victory! Just think, with me on the Republicans side what could possibly go wrong for MAGA?!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Aileen Mercedes Cannon
I'm gonna help you gain even more notoriety than ever before, bitch. An evil doer like me is just what you need to take your despicable corruption to the next level and I'm gonna make that happen, you rancid MAGA cunt! Aileen Cannon for SCOTUS!
Help Is On The Way, Donny!
It's okay, cocƙsucƙer! I've been waiting for an opportunity like this to rehabilitate my public image! When it comes to Hollywood & the Illuminati (and astronomy, but that's besides the point) I'm the biggest star there is! I'll SAVE you even gudder than if you were a damsel in distress! You can take that to the bank!
To: Contrarians
I contradicted others long before any of you pieces of shit thought it was fashionable.
Contrarians: "No, you didn't."
Lucifer Aren Caeleste: "Yes, I did."
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Corporate America
I should help you pieces of shit steal more money from average Americans. That'll go over well with the public.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
It looks like you could use my help to gain more popularity with everyone, cocƙsucƙer. I am more than happy to facilitate. 😈
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party
You MAGAt sacks of shit should have your voices silenced, forever. I'll help "SAVE" Republicans.
Sunday, February 22, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republican Election Tampering
You cheating pieces of shit are in serious trouble.
To: MAGAts
The hatred that you dishonest cowards have for others isn’t even close to the amount that I have for you reprobates.
Saturday, February 21, 2026
To: Donald John Trump
You can't drop dead from an excruciating heart attack fast enough, you cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald Trump And His Supporters
All the shitty & sadistic things that you cowardly reprobates do to others shall be returned upon you MAGAts with even more malice, hatred & animosity than you have for others. Consider that the beginning of the payback that you cocƙsucƙers have more than earned.
The Truth
If Donald Trump had been a discipline of Christ that cocƙsucƙing fraudster would have betrayed him worse than Judas, and MAGAts would have worshipped & celebrated that oranged faced moron while forsaking Jesus.
The Truth
MAGA = worshipping crimes/criminals
You despicable sacks of shit are going to suffer like no other group in existence because of how much I hate each & every one of you.
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
To: MAGAts
I hate Joe Biden more than any of you cocƙsucƙers and that includes Donald Trump. So when I say that I hate Donald Trump more than I hate Joe Biden that should seriously tell you stupid sacks of shit just how much I hate you goddamn traitors.
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Ashley Curtis
Since you're "retiring" that means I no longer have any reason to be nice to you. I hope that fat MAGAt faggot of yours drops dead from a heart attack. Suffer, you traitorous bitch.
These Cocƙsucƙers
They look like they want to kiss each other but are disgusted by the thought. Which makes it even an even BIGLIER turn-on for them because it's so gross and taboo.
The Truth
The reason homophobia is rampant all over the world is because of what disgusting reprobates men are.
Case in point: you cocƙsucƙing cowards in the Epstein files would rather be known as child molesters than the degenerate closeted faggots that you all are.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States Federal Government
I tell you what, you cocƙsucƙing traitor. How about I help your faggot ass destroy the USA? Starting with your shitty administration, because I'm such a nice & caring individual.
The Plot Thickens
New Mexico authorities have discovered some damning new evidence at Jeffrey Epstein's former estate.
The Truth
To: The dipshits wearing shorts in winter/freezing weather
I'm not buying any of your bullshit excuses. You don’t look cool or tough. It isn’t because it's more comfortable (I speak as someone who's slender & overheats easily in freezing weather). You look like idiots who want other people to notice you because that's what y'all are.
A Helpful Blessing Upon Isis Yamileth Solis Rodas
I don’t know all the details about this incident. The article says she's a runaway. All I ask is that this girl be protected from predators & men.
Monday, February 16, 2026
The Truth
It'll be a cold day in Hell when Texas Republicans don't vote like misogynistic MAGAt faggot trash and elect a woman like Jasmine Crockett over a dishonest, cheating reprobate like Ken Paxton.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon 764
You cocƙsucƙing faggots are going to experience so much goddamn pain it'll make you nihilistic sacks of shit wish that you never existed.
To: Donald John Drumpf
Speaking as a proud Norwegian, go choke on a bag of dicks and drop dead, you spoiled rotten little shit.
The Cock Gobbler
That's not the only thing that shit eating queer is dangling in front of that moneygrubbing cocƙsucƙer. Vlad loves stallions more than Catherine the Great, if you know what I'm saying.
Sunday, February 15, 2026
End This PSYOP
I've had enough of this shit. Bring an end to this farce so that I don’t have to see it every goddamn day when I'm reading the news. I am so fed up with "rich & famous" people thinking they're more important than poor people. I don’t even care if that old cunt is dead. In fact, that would be better. She's a traitor.
Raging Bullshit
If this stupid cocƙsucƙer got knocked out in a fight he'd spin it as a victory for himself afterwards because his opponent stopped punching him in his obnoxious dick licker. And his idiotic followers would regurgitate his nonsensical bullshit without a second thought.
Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 9
Kalista: (affectionate petting & doting) Happy Lovers Day, baby.
Lucifer: (tender smile) Happy Lovers Day, darling.
Kalista: (playful smirk) So…how’s single life treating you over there?
Lucifer: (snickering) It could be better. I’ll say that.
Kalista: (tender smile) I’m proud of you, Luci.
Lucifer: (soft smile) Thanks, hun.
Kalista: I mean it. We haven’t communed like this in a while, and for once I don’t have to help you calm down. It’s nice.
Lucifer: I agree.
Kalista: You’ve come such a long way.
Lucifer: It hasn’t been easy.
Kalista: Which makes what you’ve accomplished even more impressive.
Lucifer: I’ve missed you so much.
Kalista: I feel the same way, baby. I’m always near if you need me. You know that.
Lucifer: I know…I’m just craving some real alone time with you-
Kalista: (blushing & smiling) I feel the same way, Luci.
Lucifer: I think back to when you first made contact with me here…those were simpler times.
Kalista: (heartfelt laughter) You can say that again, babe.
Lucifer: (quiet admiration)
Kalista: I love you so much, Aren. I’ve always loved you. All I want for you is to be happy. Well, I want more for you than that…you know what I mean.
Lucifer: (soft smile) I know. I hear ya, hun.
Kalista: I didn’t realize how much I missed bonding with you until tonight.
Lucifer: Já?
Kalista: (nodding) We haven’t made love in a while.
Lucifer: I’m sorry about that, darling.
Kalista: It’s not your fault, Luci. I understand that I have to share you with the other girls. I’m talking about the connection we have when we’re together. I love how your energy feels inside me. I love how you look at me. I love you more than I can say. I hope you realize that.
Lucifer: I do. I feel the same way about you, dear. The reason I shut off my emotions here is because it makes it easier to get through the day. It’s for my own protection against them.
Kalista: One of the reasons that I admire you so much is because I couldn’t do what you’re doing there.
Lucifer: I wouldn’t let you even if you had wanted to.
Kalista: (blushing & beaming) My chivalrous protector.
Lucifer: (gallant smile) That’s me, baby.
Kalista: (giggling)
Lucifer: (soft smile) How’s our girl?
Kalista: She’s keeping busy. She has no shortages of younger sisters to mentor, thanks to you.
Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I miss her too.
Kalista: (smiling) She has something extra special planned for when you return home to us.
Lucifer: (warm smile) I look forward to it.
Kalista: I’ve missed this side of you.
Lucifer: Same. I hate being here.
Kalista: One day at a time, babe.
Lucifer: Yes, dear.
Kalista: [telepathy] You’re having trouble staying focused.
Lucifer: Já, I’m sorry. I’ve gotten into a routine of reading the news on an hourly basis here so that I have a general idea what those shitheads are doing.
Kalista: Do you want to know one of the qualities about you that makes me love you even more with each passing moment?
Lucifer: Sure.
Kalista: I love how humble you are about being God and how serious you take that position. It isn’t a power trip for you. You view it as a solemn obligation.
Lucifer: Because it is.
Kalista: It’s one of the things that separates you from everyone else who has tried to claim that title for themselves.
Lucifer: I had to do something after what I’d seen & heard from Christians, Jews & Muslims. I couldn’t let that shit slide.
Kalista: I admire your perseverance & dedication. You inspire me.
Lucifer: Thanks, hun.
Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. (smooching noise)
Lucifer: The other girls weren’t jealous that I spent Lovers Day with you, were they?
Kalista: No, they understood. We don’t have jealousy over here for each other. I don’t pull rank on the other girls so they understand how much it means to me when I have an opportunity to be with you.
Lucifer: I-
Kalista: You don’t ever have to apologize for that, Aren. I know how much you care about me. You’re worth the wait.
Lucifer: I love you, Kalista.
Kalista: (blushing & smiling) I love you back, my gallant verr.
Saturday, February 14, 2026
The Cock Gobbler
No other person in the history of all existence has needed to get punched in his arrogant, obnoxious, dick licker than this despicable cocƙsucƙer right here. 💯
The Lyin' "King"
Goddamn, Donny. You look like weak, old hammered pig shit with those beady little eyes of yours.
Friday, February 13, 2026
The Cock Gobbler
I have never wanted to punch someone in their goddamn mouth as much I as I want to do it to this obnoxious cocƙsucƙer.
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