Uh oh. This looks like a task for Lucifer Caeleste! It's okay, y'all! That stupid cocƙsucƙer & his junk drawer cabinet of shit eaters may not be helpful but I sure as hell am! Now's my time to shine!
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Tuesday, March 3, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Glenn Canyon Childers
Your faggot ass is in serious deep shit now, Glenn.
To: Americans
It's disgusting how much you reprobates go out of your way to coddle that cocƙsucƙing felon.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States
God has determined that you atheistic sacks of shit need more MAGA Christian hypocrisy forced upon you everywhere. That will clearly help to make y'all bigly Trump supporters.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Illuminati
You pieces of shit are going to suffer for trying to turn me into a faggot.
Monday, March 2, 2026
This Cocƙsucƙer
This limp wristed, cocƙsucƙing, draft dodging, fraudster needs to literally get the shit kicked out of him.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States
Looks like Luci ain't done helpin MAGAfy the good ol US of A! We gotta support POUTUS now more than ever y'all! You goddamn whiney cowards ain't real Muricans if you ain't sending ur turds over seas to go die in Middle East deserts for billionaires, y'all! Git with the goddamn program already!
Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Ringo)
Lucifer: (snickering) How may I help you, Ms. Devil Summoner?
Ringo: I wanted to thank you for helping me save Figue.
Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me for that, darling. How is she doing?
Ringo: Better now that she understands what’s going on where you are.
Lucifer: Good, and how are you doing, hun?
Ringo: (deep sigh) Sooooo relaxed right now…
Lucifer: (smiling) Já?
Ringo: Mmhmm. You are the best de-stresser there is.
Lucifer: (soft laughter) I’m glad you feel that way, dear.
Ringo: (seductive smile) Ditto. I needed that more than you know.
Lucifer: (smiling) …
Ringo: I don’t know how you’ve managed to continue where you are with the limitations that have been put on you.
Lucifer: It hasn’t been easy. That’s for sure.
Ringo: I’ll say.
Lucifer: How are things going with Aion?
Ringo: We’re making the proper adjustments needed. You don’t have to worry about that. Figue & I have it worked out with Flamma.
Lucifer: Good.
RIngo: You’re going to love how many girls you have waiting over here for you.
Lucifer: (laughter) I’m sure I am.
Ringo: You’re way is the proper course for our evolution. There’s no longer any question about that.
Lucifer: That’s nice to know.
Ringo: So what did you think of my “game?”
Lucifer: You were, by far, the best aspect of it.
Ringo: (blushing) I was?
Lucifer: (nodding & smiling) Yes, dear.
Ringo: Why do you say that?
Lucifer: Your personality carried the entire game. You were cute. You were cool. You were witty. You were endearing. You were sexy-
Ringo: Sexy, huh? What was sexy about me? I mean, I know what’s sexy about me; but I want to hear it from you, yourself.
Lucifer: (smiling) From a physical standpoint, you have super sexy legs. Don’t get me wrong, you’re sexy from head to toe. But if I had to narrow it down to a certain area I would say your legs. Those cute little boots & that tight little butt of yours accentuate them even more. I caught myself focusing on them more than once watching you run around in dungeons. Between that little wiggle your butt does while your thighs sashay back & forth…mmm…
Ringo: (blushing & smiling)
Lucifer: From a non-physical standpoint, your personality makes you even sexier. The longer I played your game the more I fell in love with your character.
Ringo: (beaming & giggling)
Lucifer: I’m glad you saved Figue. I didn’t want either of you to have a bad ending. You’re a cute couple.
Ringo: (blushing) Thanks, Luci. I think so too.
Lucifer: (smiling) You’re welcome, darling.
Ringo: So what did you think of the other “devils” in my game? Like, their appearances I mean.
Lucifer: Azazel was faggier than I expected but that wasn’t surprising.
Ringo: (hearty laughter) That right there is what I love about you so much. Your unfiltered opinion.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Ringo: I just want to tell you how much I love you & how happy I am that I found you.
Lucifer: (soft smile) I feel the same way, darling.
Ringo: Sexy, huh? What was sexy about me? I mean, I know what’s sexy about me; but I want to hear it from you, yourself.
Lucifer: (smiling) From a physical standpoint, you have super sexy legs. Don’t get me wrong, you’re sexy from head to toe. But if I had to narrow it down to a certain area I would say your legs. Those cute little boots & that tight little butt of yours accentuate them even more. I caught myself focusing on them more than once watching you run around in dungeons. Between that little wiggle your butt does while your thighs sashay back & forth…mmm…
Ringo: (blushing & smiling)
Lucifer: From a non-physical standpoint, your personality makes you even sexier. The longer I played your game the more I fell in love with your character.
Ringo: (beaming & giggling)
Lucifer: I’m glad you saved Figue. I didn’t want either of you to have a bad ending. You’re a cute couple.
Ringo: (blushing) Thanks, Luci. I think so too.
Lucifer: (smiling) You’re welcome, darling.
Ringo: So what did you think of the other “devils” in my game? Like, their appearances I mean.
Lucifer: Azazel was faggier than I expected but that wasn’t surprising.
Ringo: (hearty laughter) That right there is what I love about you so much. Your unfiltered opinion.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Ringo: I just want to tell you how much I love you & how happy I am that I found you.
Lucifer: (soft smile) I feel the same way, darling.
Sunday, March 1, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States Military
Looks like you military bois need some help! Well, I have good news for you faggots! I don't have anything better to do with my time than help the USA & Israel with their war crimes! Time to git 'er done, bois!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Looks like Donny boi needs ol Luci to swoop in & save the day! Help is on the way, MAGAts!
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