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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Saturday, April 5, 2025

Making A Concession

I shall be the first to admit that I am not the best at everything. When it pertains to behaving like an arrogant, materialistic, cocƙsucƙing, treacherous, cowardly, worthless piece of shit the rest of you men win.

Friday, April 4, 2025

Message To Humanity

If y'all have such a problem with that copper faced cocƙsucƙer causing trouble all over the world then maybe y'all should do something to remove him and his administration. You reprobates gang raped and tried to murder me for far less. I'm finished with trying to help you ungrateful pieces of shit. Donald Drumpf is your collective problem to deal with now. You can all suffer.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

The Worst Is Yet To Come

You stupid pieces of shit have no idea just how bad things are going to get.

This Cunt

I didn’t think it was possible for this cunt to look more snooty and pretentious than she usually does, but here we are.

A Malignant Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

May everyone in the world see (especially MAGAts) what a weak, stupid, pathetic, incompetent piece of shit you are, Donny boi. May you ruin your allegiances with MAGAts even worse than you have with US allies.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Tifa) 2

Tifa: We haven’t talked with each other in a while.

Lucifer: I know. I’m sorry about that.

Tifa: (soft smile) I forgive you.

Lucifer: (chortle) Thanks, hun. I appreciate it.

Tifa: (giggling)

Lucifer: (rubbing hands over eyes)

Tifa: Are you feeling better?

Lucifer: Yes and no.

Tifa: (inquisitive look) Why ‘no?’

Lucifer: (rubbing forehead) Too many reasons to give. Everything about this place stresses me out.

Tifa: Then why ‘yes?’

Lucifer: Because thinking about being with you and our daughter makes me feel better. Thinking about what I have with you over there is a major reason I keep going.

Tifa: (blushing)

Lucifer: Whenever I think about you being…I can’t put it into words here.

Tifa: [telepathy] (more blushing) I feel the same way when I think about you.

Lucifer: I want to hold you so much right now.

Tifa: (blushing & smiling) I want that too.

Lucifer: I’m sorry. I’m getting tired.

Tifa: You don’t have to apologize for that. You’ve been awake for a while and you just gave me a big load of energy. Get some rest. I’ll be watching over you.

Lucifer: Okay.

Tifa: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, Tifa.

I Have The Answer

The amswer is because he's a cocƙsucƙing, gaslighting, criminal piece of shit.

To: Wisconsinites And Floridians

Go ahead and let Republicans steal these elections too. I’m done trying to help you stupid pieces of shit. I hope you Christian filth suffer even more under Muskfelon because that means it's gonna be even worse for you reprobates when I punish you for your collective crimes.