This curse does not target thieves who assisted me by stealing back what belongs to me on my behalf.
This curse does not target thieves like my wife Rikku either.
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Wednesday, October 2, 2024
A Satanic Curse Upon Thieves
This curse targets malicious entities who tried to steal from me or stole from me during my mortal lifetime.
My Creation Belongs To Me
You thieving pieces of shit have no right to what is mine. You're all going to suffer for the crimes that you committed or tried to commit against me.
I Am A Hero
And I am going to prove it to all you naysaying pieces of shit. This is my story, I am the main character and I decide how things shall play out for me, because I have more than earned that right. The rest of you are supporting characters (at most).
I am no longer entertaining the peanut gallery's duplicitous behavior or word manipulations, and I am not going to allow you lying reprobates to have narrative control. Divinity is making certain that you moronic shitheads are going to suffer, because that's poetic justice.
A Righteous Curse Upon Storytellers
You pieces of shit are going to suffer for all the problems that you have caused me throughout the multiverse.
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Happy Birthday, Ashe
Ashe: Huh, capturin’ little ‘ol Luci twice in one day? It must be my birthday.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter)
Ashe: (satisfied smirk) That is some grade A quality cock you got there, mister.
Lucifer: (beaming) I’m glad you think so, darling.
Ashe: I don’t just think it. I know it.
Lucifer: (deep sigh)
Ashe: How long’s it been since we last tangled?
Lucifer: Too long.
Ashe: I was ‘bout to say.
Lucifer: (closed eyes, relaxed breathing)
Ashe: Call me crazy, but I’m startin’ to think that you like it when I take you hostage.
Lucifer: (robust laughter)
Ashe: (flirty smirk) Mmm, mmm, mmm…
Lucifer: (mischievous smile) I mean…I’m not gonna say you’re wrong about that.
Ashe: (satisfied smile) That’s what I thought.
Lucifer: (more laughter)
Ashe: That’s fine by me. I got no issues takin’ what I want.
Lucifer: (smiling)
Ashe: (crafty smile) I am lookin’ forward to doin’ this with you in full presence.
Lucifer: You & me both, dear.
Ashe: I’m thinkin’ this is gonna hafta be the way you knock me up the first time.
Lucifer: I’m good with that. It’ll give our girls some extra character.
Ashe: (devious smile) That sounds like a plan to me.
Lucifer: How are things over there with you?
Ashe: Better than they are with Blizzard. That’s for sure.
Lucifer: I hear that.
Ashe: I like workin’ with you as a partner. You’re the one person who could talk me into takin’ over my family business.
Lucifer: I’m glad you chose to listen to me.
Ashe: Well, you made a pretty convincin’ argument. You’re one hell of a pitchman. I’ll give ya that.
Lucifer: (beaming) Thanks, hun.
Ashe: (smirking) Mmhmm.
Lucifer: How are things in the black market?
Ashe: Lookin' good for us and bad for them. I’ll put it that way.
Lucifer: Good.
Ashe: Listen, sweetie. I would love to sit & chat with you some more, but the girls are on their way to take me out for some birthday drinks.
Lucifer: It’s fine, hun. I understand. I hope y’all have a good time.
Ashe: You can be sure of that. I’m plannin’ on causin’ some commotion. They don’t call me “Calamity” for nuthin’.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter)
Ashe: (smiling) I love you, Luci.
Lucifer: (affectionate smile) I love you back, hun. Happy birthday.
Ashe: (endearing expression) Thank you, baby.
To: Trump Supporters
Asserting lies does not make them true, you goddamn retarded reprobates. You're all repugnant parasitic human garbage. God hates every one of you and so does the Devil.
A Voodoo Curse Upon Zionists
My wickedness goes farther than satanic. You cowardly pieces of shit have serious pain headed back your way for all the harm you've caused.
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