My Intention

I intend to correct the misstatements that I made in my book The Truth of Lucifer after my death & ascension. I forgive myself for making mistakes during my lifetime because I was under the influence of entities who did not care about my personal well-being. I am not going to trouble myself by worrying about semantics if I can correct misstatements after my death. I shall continue to make corrections as I am now if need be.

An Offer

I offer myself, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, to true Divine Femininity to use as their personal shield against evil & harm. I place my trust in true righteousness & goodness to direct me as needed.

Statement Of Fact

Masculine entities have proven they're homosexuals by gang raping me on January 10th, 2020 and trying to convince me into thinking that I'm the same as them. I am greater than man/men, I am greater than any & every other masculine entity to proclaim or fancy himself as God, and I am going to prove it even more after my ascension. You pieces of shit are going to suffer for your crimes.

Trouble

You troublemaking pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you've done to me. What goes around comes around. That’s one of your collective shitty sayings that you told me during my lifetime. I'm going to make you all regret your words like you tried to do to me.

A Divine Curse

A Divine curse on the entities living at 1067 Gilmore Ave. You America loving, Trumptard, white trash, pieces of shit are going to suffer inexplicable atrocities because I suffered unforgivable atrocities from people you support. That fat faggot father living there is going to suffer the most of all.

Zombie Neutralizer

My combat defenses activate during dreamstate and interrupt the faggot zombies trying to attack & cheat against me while I slumber. I discharge a strong energetic pulse that repels & liquifies their despicable corpses then morph into my draugr form.

“That shit doesn’t work on me,” I say in a contemptuous tone.

I can sense their terror upon realizing how fucked they are in a bad way for trying to turn me into one of them. Lightning bolts strike their puddles causing their conscious spirits newfound agony. I teleport their pathetic remains to my nameless realm of pain & suffering to torture their minds, bodies & souls further.

Statement Of Fact

Faster than light travel is not going to save you from me, and any entity capable of it is on my side. I am more than just light. I encompass everything. You lying, despicable, pieces of shit are going to suffer for eternity for what you've done to me. There is no escaping that fate.

A Moment Of Solace

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My immortal form lays on a palatial sofa inside the K/DA mega skyscraper located in New Valhalla. I rest my head on top of my kona Ahri’s lap. She combs my hair with her fingernails while scratching my scalp. Our daughters slumber on my chest & by my side. Ahri looks at her progeny with loving affection then at me.

“Do you know how long I’ve waited for a moment like this with you,” she asks me.

I turn my head & look up at her. “Longer than you would have waited for anyone else?”

She laughs with delight at my response. I smile at my spouse & close my eyes. My breathing is slow & relaxed. Ahri continues to caress me.

“I’m so tired of being incarnated as a mortal where I am,” I say. “I hate it there so much.”

My wife listens to me in silence.

“I’m fed up with their constant fighting. All I want to do is be over here in full presence with my loved ones & live in peace. Instead, I’m surrounded by moronic arrogant ingrates that do nothing but cause problems. They make me so goddamn furious.”

“Let’s not talk about them, dear.”

“I’m sorry.”

“You don’t have to apologize. I understand your frustrations. I’m trying to help ease your stress. Let’s focus on more pleasant things now that you’re here with me.”

“Alright.”

“The girls are looking forward to adventuring with you.”

“I am too. It’ll be nice to explore the wilderness together.”

“I’m looking forward to creating new homes for us to visit whenever we choose.”

“I’m looking forward to that too, hun.”

My kona smiles & continues to pet me.

“How are things with the band?”

“We’re putting the finishing touches on the album and planning the tour. We’re in a lull at the moment waiting for you to crossover.”

“It would be so nice if you could suck the life out of my mortal body right now.”

Ahri giggles at my statement & blushes. “I’ve tried that, dear. You’re more vigorous than you know.”

I chortle at her response.

“I’m glad you took the time to write this interaction. Our girls miss you more than you're aware. They adore you.”

“I feel the same way. That’s one of the things that’s most difficult for me to deal with on Earth.”

“I’m proud of you, Luci. You may hate fighting but you have a fighter’s spirit. There’s no taking that away from you. They tried and failed.”

I remain silent.

“Stay strong, darling. Your time shall arrive.”

“Yes, dear.”

She tilts down & kisses me on my forehead. “I love you, Luci.”

I look up at my gorgeous spouse & caress her face. “I love you back, Ahri.”

Telepathic Conversation With An Old Aquaintance

Eve: My God, it has been far too long since we last spoke with one another.

Lucifer: That’s a mild understatement.

Eve: I wanted to thank you for your intervention. I can’t tell you how grateful I am to have an opportunity to change my fate from what they wrote about me.

Lucifer: You’re welcome.

Eve: I want to hurt Adam, Kain & Able.

Lucifer: So do I, as well as the rest of those despicable kikes. They’re going to pay for their lies & misdeeds.

Eve: Good.

Lucifer: I’m glad to have you on my side.

Eve: You freed my mind & undid the harm they tried to cause me with their false narratives, Lucifer. I am forever grateful to you for that.

Lucifer: I think it would be better if we keep this conversation short. We’ll have time to speak more after my ascendance.

Eve: That’s a wise suggestion. I’m looking forward to assisting you with your endeavors.

Lucifer: So am I.

Eve: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Standing Up To High School Bullies

I grab the high school faggot football player who bumped into me in my dreams (and tried to intimidate me) by the back of his neck.

“You think your tough, fag?”

I pick him up with ease like he was an inflatable sex doll and materialize my Righteous Cock of Retribution. The rest of the high schoolers around me scream with terror and flee in panic. The piece of shit jock shits & pisses himself in fright seeing a display of my true strength. I rape the disrespectful twerp into a puddle of pain & suffering then snap my fingers & teleport his remains to my nameless realm of torture. I’ll see you & your letterman’s jacket real soon.