The Cock Gobbler

Melania looks like she's trying to figure out why his breath smells like dick more than hers.

Donny The Retard

We're one step closer to that stupid sack of shit wearing a retard helmet.

This Dude

That man does not look happy.

The Cock Gobbler

Bondi: "Bubba said you should wear the hooker lingerie tonight."

The Truth

I so much prefer my quiet & "boring" lifestyle playing Animal Crossing (alone) on a Friday night as opposed to getting drunk in a dirty rundown bar while being surrounded by loud, rude, obnoxious, inebriated parasitical sacks of shit 💯

The Cock Gobbler

Lucifer: Donald, this is God the Devil. Your retarded faggot ass is in serious trouble. I'm gonna rape that gross neckgina of yours with my Righteous Cock of Retribution. You can take that note to the bank, bitch boi.

The Cock Gobbler

It's ain't only his message that sucks.

The Cock Gobbler

Goddamn, I hate his stupid faggot smirk.

The Cock Gobbler

The face he makes when Manuel changes his dirty diaper.

One Weak Sack Of Shit

Explain to me how an "alpha male" macho man in peak physical condition like that dishonest cocƙsucƙer bruises easier than over ripe fruit from shaking hands, Karolyin.