The Cock Gobbler

Republican "strength" personified. A fat, ugly, dishonest, make-up wearing, limp wristed, cocƙsucƙing, narcissistic, braggadocious, criminal fraudster with the worst combover in history and a pig asshole mouth that spews delusional shit on a minute by minute basis.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The White House

You stupid pieces of shit won't hide anything from us.

You stupid pieces of shit won't hide anything from us. We won't let you.

Cultural Corruption

This is what you reprobates get for allowing the US military to do this shit to other people/nations while turning a blind eye to your collective unjust behavior. And it's going to get even worse after I obliterate your disgusting country.

To: MAGAts

Whenever I discovered that someone lied to me (whether it was somone in my personal life, someone I knew about, like a politician, or mainstream media) I didn’t get angry about hearing the truth. I became angry at the liars who deceived me. That's a major difference between me and you reprobates. I don’t have, need or want confirmation bias to cloud my judgment & obfuscate the truth. I have true honor & integrity, unlike you goddamn worthless MAGAt trash. Truth doesn't frighten me because I'm not a liar or a hypocrite.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never hated someone's mouth as much as I hate the one on this cocƙsucƙer.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Shelley Wellons Moore Capito

We shall not be kind to your Nazi Republicunt ass. You are going to suffer, you wretched old whore.

To: United States Citizens, Politicians And Military Personnel

I have zero faith in you reprobates opposing the injustices taking place throughout the US. I have even less faith in you reprobates actually holding that cocƙsucƙing felon & his shit eating sycophants accountable for their numerous crimes.

The Cock Gobbler

That is one sickly looking cocƙsucƙer.

I Hate Republicans

"...we don’t throw tantrums in the street and cry like babies about literally everything."

You cocƙsucƙing traitors literally tried to overthrow the federal government on January 6th, 2021 because of a tantrum. Y'all don't cry about literally everything? Let's see how many things I can remember you hypocritical sacks of shit crying about just last year alone.

1. Anything truthful said about Charlie Kirk

2. Cracker Barrel logo change

3. Joe Biden

4. Bill Clinton

5. Ukraine

6. The Pope

7. Gavin Newsom

8. Protesters

9. Jimmy Kimmel

10. The 2020 election (over 6 years now)

11. The Epstein Files

12. Pam Bondi

13. The war on Christmas (a stolen holiday)

14. Bad Bunny

15. Trannies

16. Jack Smith

17. Wokeness

18. Target

19. Costco

20. Leticia James

21. Jerome Powell

22. Immigrants

23. Welfare

24. Public education 

25. Groceries

26. Gasoline

27. New England Patriots

28. Cattle ranchers

29. Soybean farmers

30. Global trade

31. Border control

32. Netflix

33. ABC

34. Harvard

35. Tariffs

36. The national debt (only when y'all think it's democrats increasing the debt)

37. Democrats

38. Science

39. Climate change

40. 60 Minutes

41. Palestine

42. Insider trading (only when it's democrats)

43. Nancy Pelosi

44. Barack Obama

45. The Associated Press

46. Drag queen story hour

47. The 'Alphabet' community

48. The 'war on Christianity'

49. Equal rights

50. DEI

51. James Comey

52. 8647

53. John Bolton

54. Gerrymandering (only when democrats do it)

55. Voter fraud (only when y'all think democrats do it)

56. Kamala Harris

57. Hunter Biden

58. Sanctuary cities

59. People being mean to ICE

60. Volodymyr Zelenskyy not wearing a suit

61. Federal judges (only when they vote in favor of libs)

62. Tim Walz

63. Jacob Frey

64. Los Angeles

65. 'Lawfare' (only when y'all think democrats do it)

66. South Park

67. USAID

68. NATO

69. Europe

70. China

71. Iran

72. Drug smugglers

73. Taxes

74. Government overspending (only when y'all think democrats do it)

75. Vaccines

76. University curriculums teaching anything other than Christian dogma

77. Celebrities (only if they're liberals who don't worship the copper faced cocƙsucƙer)

78. Somalians

79. Government fraud (only when y'all think democrats do it)

80. Marjorie 'Traitor' Green

81. The 'deep state'

82. The 'liberal media'

83. Out of state abortion help

84. Democrats reminding military personnel not to follow unlawful orders

That's over 80 things that I can recall (at the moment) that y'all complained about since that cheating cocƙsucƙer shuffled his fat ass back into the white house. Y'all cried about so many different things that I can't even remember them all. Every day you butthurt hypocrites find something to get poutraged over. In fact, y'all cry so goddamn often that you've made me hate y'all more than 'woke' liberals for that reason alone. It's absurd.

The Cock Gobbler

Goddamn, that cocƙsucƙer is a bucket of yuck. He looks like a human hen with a flabby neckgina.