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Friday, February 7, 2025
A Malignant Curse Upon Edward Robert Martin Jr.
The Cock Gobbler
Happy Birthday, Aerith
Aren: (soft smile) Hei, hun. Happy birthday. How’s your day been?
Aerith: (mischievous smirk) Better than being in 7th Heaven, and it’s all thanks to you.
Aren: It sucks I couldn’t be there in full presence with you.
Aerith: (pouty face) I know. If it makes you feel any better I wish you were with me just as much.
Aren: Do you have a problem with me making cheeseburgers for dinner?
Aerith: Now why would I have a problem with something like that?
Aren: I’m just asking since I didn’t talk with you about it before discussing it with my mother this morning.
Aerith: Any time you cook is a treat for me. It doesn’t make a difference what it is. I love everything you make.
Aren: Okay.
Aerith: And tell your mother that I said thank you for the birthday well wish.
Aren: I shall.
Aerith: (playful giggling)
Aren: You gonna have a stout with dinner tonight?
Aerith: I am! We’re going to Astri’s bar for dinner & drinks before we hit the town. Fareeha says she’s going to teach me how to drink like a champ.
Aren: (laughter) I wish I was there to see that.
Aerith: By the time you crossover I’ll be skilled enough to drink you under the table.
Aren: (continued laughter) Ufdah. I don’t know if I’m up for a challenge like that, hun.
Aerith: (flirty smirk) I guess we’ll see when the time arrives.
Aren: (chortle) Yes, dear.
Aerith: (giggling) I never get tired of hearing that.
Aren: Anything else planned for the evening?
Aerith: Já, we’ve got a big party of Dróttnings starting out at K/DA VIP then we’re gonna bar crawl downtown. We’re planning on lighting up New Valhalla. Valkyrie news channels are gonna be going crazy.
Aren: (hearty laughter) That sounds like fun.
Aerith: (smiling) The one thing that’ll make it even better is when you’re with us in full presence.
Aren: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to it.
Aerith: (beaming) Same!
Aren: (sigh) Alright…I guess I better get up & moving. I want to make sure that I’ve got cold beer before I start cooking dinner.
Aerith: Sounds good. I’ll talk with you later.
Aren: Okay. Happy birthday, again. I love you, Aerith.
Aerith: (beaming) Thank you, baby. I love you back & then some.
One More Reason To Hate Jesus
I am looking forward to torturing your weak, faggoty, kike ass so goddamn much for what I've suffered because of you, Yeshua. My Divine Retribution is going to be so fucking sweet.
A Malignant Curse Upon George Edward Lopez
I've got bad news for you, spic. Your untalented faggot ass is goin' somewheres worse than the USA in the afterlife, and you sure as shit ain't gonna like it.
Eat Shit Latinos
That's real talk from a real Latin 💯
A Malignant Curse Upon Paula White Cain
I tell ya what, I'll let daemons target you as much as they want, now that they've made me aware of you. You're gonna be a fun one to punish in the afterlife, you ugly skank. Your face is as fake as your morality. Jesus sure as shit isn't going to protect you from my wrath.
By the way, your first name isn't doing you any favors getting on my good side. Your last name ain't doing you any favors either.
Catholics Getting What They Deserve
I don’t feel the slightest bit sorry for you kike worshipping, misogynistic pieces of shit. You reap what you sow. That’s a line from that shitty book you all love to cherry pick to justify your bigotry.
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