A Malignant Curse Upon The United States Federal Government

No amount of purging is going to keep me out of your systems. Y'all fucked around with me; now it's time to find out how unfun I can be.

You're all stuck with me forever. Americans made certain of that when they gang raped me. I'm like a real bad & unwanted STD that won't go away. I'm worse than a tag team of herpes & AIDS, and bothering me will only make my overall reaction more unpleasant. You'll like me even less when I decide I'm gonna be irritating. And I can be super fucking irritating. I know that for a fact.

This curse spreads to all other forms of human governments. Be sure to thank Donald Drumpf & his retarded followers for your collective suffering & woes.