Showing Gratitude

I appreciate the help that I'm provided from others. Even if it's from men (faggots) who I hate more than any other group.

The Cock Gobbler

The picture of "perfect health" according to Donny the Dishonest Retard.

The Cock Gobbler

There isn’t anything "perfect" about you, Donny. You're a goddamn liar and a shitty one at that.

Fox "News" Cucks And Cunts

Shut up, you untalented rancid cunt. Goddamn, I hate MAGAts.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Christianity, Judaism And Islam

You dishonest sacks of shit are going to suffer even more than you are now. I promise.

Donald Trump Is A Cuck

There ya go, Donny. Big Pharma sure as shit isn't terrified of your threats. They know you'll do what they tell you to do because you're a worthless moneygrubbing sack of shit.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Karolyin. You are hideous.

The Cock Gobbler

A more arrogant & disgusting pig does not exist. I hate that loathsome sack of shit with every fiber of my being.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Here's a blunt message for you, Bill. Eat a bag of dicks, you no talent kike.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Samus) 5

Samus: Happy New Year, baby.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Happy New Year, hun.

Samus: [silent admiration]

Lucifer: (deep sigh)

Samus: [playful demeanor] So how was it?

Lucifer: (chortle & yawn) How was it for you?

Samus: (smirk) I asked you first.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) I asked you second.

Samus: (continued smirking) You wanna play it like that, huh?

Lucifer: (playful laughter)

Samus: It would have been better if we were together in full presence, but it was good nonetheless.

Lucifer: I agree.

Samus: I didn’t want you to feel alone on New Years.

Lucifer: It’s okay, hun. I slept through it last year. Their holidays don’t mean much to me.

Samus: I know, but it’s the thought that counts. Right?

Lucifer: Já, that’s true.

Samus: I wanted to reward you for being such a good boy.

Lucifer: (snickering) I appreciate that, darling.

Samus: [doting] You’re my favoritest monster, ever.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thanks, hun…I-

Samus: You don’t have to explain yourself, Luci. I understand how you feel.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Samus: Do you like how I ride you?

Lucifer: (rolling eyes & smiling) Like you have no idea…

Samus: (giggling) I think I do, dear. I can read your mind.

Lucifer: (snickering) That’s true.

Samus: (beaming) I love monster roleplay with you.

Lucifer: (large smile) I don’t like losing, but I can make an exception if it’s to you.

Samus: (elated smile) That’s what I like to hear, you awful devil you.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Samus: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding & yawning) Já…

Samus: We can end the conversation here then. I’ll let you get some rest.

Lucifer: Okay…I love you, Sammy.

Samus: (adoring smile) I love you back, Luci.