A Malignant Curse On MAGA

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Joyce Made Me Pop

Weakness On Display

It's astonishing how pathetic & fragile your ego is, Don.

The Truth About MAGA

MAGA lies, cheats and steals exactly like their false messiah.

Response To MAGA Conspiracy Theorists

It's far easier to destroy millions of votes than it is to fake them, you stupid disingenuous gaslighting pieces of shit. That’s what Mr. Cheat-o did in 2024, because he hates actually having to put effort into something.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Karlach)

Lucifer: I hope you don’t mind if I speak with you this way rather than writing out our interaction like a story. I don’t have the energy right now.

Karlach: Not at all. I prefer to keep things simple.

Lucifer: How are you enjoying Valkyrie society?

Karlach: (enthusiasm) I love it! Thank you, for everything that you’ve done for us.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’re welcome, hun.

Karlach: I can’t thank you enough for your help.

Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me, dear. It was my honor to do so. You deserve a real & true happy ending after all that you’ve endured.

Karlach: (blushing)

Lucifer: (exhausted sigh)

Karlach: You’re tired.

Lucifer: (soft nodding) It’s my heart.

Karlach: I know all too well how that goes.

Lucifer: How I die is going to be a bit different than you. It won’t be as flashy.

Karlach: Thank you for being there with me during that journey. Thank you for giving me a noble death, too. I couldn’t have asked for a better guardian angel than you.

Lucifer: (tender smile) It was my honor.

Karlach: I gotta say…you’re one sexy Devil. I’ll make an exception for you.

Lucifer: (snickering) Thanks, hun.

Karlach: Why don’t you get some rest, darling. There’s no shortages of things to keep me busy over here. I need to start acclimating to my new life.

Lucifer: Okay. If you need anything from me let me know.

Karlach: You don’t have to worry about that, deary. I’ll be in touch with you before you know it.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.

To: Donald Drumpf

If you think that Merchan is an evil judge then your arrogant, cowardly, faggot ass is really going to dislike me in the afterlife when I sentence & punish you for every crime you've committed & every lie you've told.

Letting Raymond Know What I Think About Him

It wasn't flattering.

Tiny Man Dates

MAGA & the GOP are an unfunny & pathetic joke.

A Malignant Curse On Men

You faggot trash are going to suffer for your trickery. This curse does not target me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) for numerous reasons.