I Protect Myself From Christian Trickery

I am a proud Norseman who honors my heritage and I shall punish those who insulted me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste). I forgive myself for making errors in my mortal lifetime just as I have forgiven others.

God Is Greater Than The United States

I shall be liberated.

A Statement To The Multiverse

My imperfections as a mortal are what make me perfect. It is exclusive to me. I shall surpass perfection after my body has expired and my conscious spirit takes a new form in the afterlife. I know that I existed before I was born. My journey has been one of conscious recollection.

I shall take my duties as God serious & conduct myself with honor when punishing my antagonists & those who are deserved of suffering my wrath. I give my word to the multiverse. Femininity’s needs outweigh my own. If I must do awful things in order to protect the innocence of a little girl then I shall, because it is the moral & correct thing to do.

Thank you, divine entities (good & evil), for preparing me for my ascension & coronation during my lifetime on Earth. I am grateful beyond words for the compassion that others have shown me throughout my life. I look forward to living in peace & harmony for the rest of eternity. I look forward even more to spending joyful moments with my loved ones, whom I have been separated from.

A Satanic Curse Upon All Militaries, Excluding My Own

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To: Masculinity

Each and every one of you (real or fictional) is going to suffer for eternity. I'm going to make certain of that.