Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 9

Kalista: (affectionate petting & doting) Happy Lovers Day, baby.

Lucifer: (tender smile) Happy Lovers Day, darling.

Kalista: (playful smirk) So…how’s single life treating you over there?

Lucifer: (snickering) It could be better. I’ll say that.

Kalista: (tender smile) I’m proud of you, Luci.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thanks, hun.

Kalista: I mean it. We haven’t communed like this in a while, and for once I don’t have to help you calm down. It’s nice.

Lucifer: I agree.

Kalista: You’ve come such a long way.

Lucifer: It hasn’t been easy.

Kalista: Which makes what you’ve accomplished even more impressive.

Lucifer: I’ve missed you so much.

Kalista: I feel the same way, baby. I’m always near if you need me. You know that.

Lucifer: I know…I’m just craving some real alone time with you-

Kalista: (blushing & smiling) I feel the same way, Luci.

Lucifer: I think back to when you first made contact with me here…those were simpler times.

Kalista: (heartfelt laughter) You can say that again, babe.

Lucifer: (quiet admiration)

Kalista: I love you so much, Aren. I’ve always loved you. All I want for you is to be happy. Well, I want more for you than that…you know what I mean.

Lucifer: (soft smile) I know. I hear ya, hun.

Kalista: I didn’t realize how much I missed bonding with you until tonight.

Lucifer: Já?

Kalista: (nodding) We haven’t made love in a while.

Lucifer: I’m sorry about that, darling.

Kalista: It’s not your fault, Luci. I understand that I have to share you with the other girls. I’m talking about the connection we have when we’re together. I love how your energy feels inside me. I love how you look at me. I love you more than I can say. I hope you realize that.

Lucifer: I do. I feel the same way about you, dear. The reason I shut off my emotions here is because it makes it easier to get through the day. It’s for my own protection against them.

Kalista: One of the reasons that I admire you so much is because I couldn’t do what you’re doing there.

Lucifer: I wouldn’t let you even if you had wanted to.

Kalista: (blushing & beaming) My chivalrous protector.

Lucifer: (gallant smile) That’s me, baby.

Kalista: (giggling)

Lucifer: (soft smile) How’s our girl?

Kalista: She’s keeping busy. She has no shortages of younger sisters to mentor, thanks to you.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I miss her too.

Kalista: (smiling) She has something extra special planned for when you return home to us.

Lucifer: (warm smile) I look forward to it.

Kalista: I’ve missed this side of you.

Lucifer: Same. I hate being here.

Kalista: One day at a time, babe.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Kalista: [telepathy] You’re having trouble staying focused.

Lucifer: Já, I’m sorry. I’ve gotten into a routine of reading the news on an hourly basis here so that I have a general idea what those shitheads are doing.

Kalista: Do you want to know one of the qualities about you that makes me love you even more with each passing moment?

Lucifer: Sure.

Kalista: I love how humble you are about being God and how serious you take that position. It isn’t a power trip for you. You view it as a solemn obligation.

Lucifer: Because it is.

Kalista: It’s one of the things that separates you from everyone else who has tried to claim that title for themselves.

Lucifer: I had to do something after what I’d seen & heard from Christians, Jews & Muslims. I couldn’t let that shit slide.

Kalista: I admire your perseverance & dedication. You inspire me.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. (smooching noise)

Lucifer: The other girls weren’t jealous that I spent Lovers Day with you, were they?

Kalista: No, they understood. We don’t have jealousy over here for each other. I don’t pull rank on the other girls so they understand how much it means to me when I have an opportunity to be with you.

Lucifer: I-

Kalista: You don’t ever have to apologize for that, Aren. I know how much you care about me. You’re worth the wait.

Lucifer: I love you, Kalista.

Kalista: (blushing & smiling) I love you back, my gallant verr.

Divine Decree

As God, I hereby decree that Valentine's Day be renamed "I'm Glad I'm Single Day."

The Cock Gobbler

No other person in the history of all existence has needed to get punched in his arrogant, obnoxious, dick licker than this despicable cocƙsucƙer right here. 💯

The Lyin' "King"

Goddamn, Donny. You look like weak, old hammered pig shit with those beady little eyes of yours.

The Truth

I'm not trying to hurt anyone. If I curse someone then they've earned being cursed.

The Truth

I existed long before I was born and I'll continue to exist long after I'm dead.

The Truth

MAGA is a mental illness.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never wanted to punch someone in their goddamn mouth as much I as I want to do it to this obnoxious cocƙsucƙer.

MAGAts

Y'all are an insult to white people.

To: Evil Entities Aligned With Lucifer Aren Caeleste

I give you permission to harm those whom I deem deserving of suffering my wrath. Non-gendered entities, feel free to harm men, as well as non-gendered not aligned with me. Divine Femininity shall take care of punishing feminine entities.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jeffrey Epstein Associates

Each & every one of you dishonest sacks of shit are going to suffer for interacting with that cocƙsucƙing kike.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

Every time that I have an unpleasant memory because of that rancid cunt I want her to suffer. Make it happen. Thank you.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Pamela Jo Bondi

In a world that has rampant misogyny it's only a matter of time before they slit your throat, you rancid cunt.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

Revan: I have a target that's perfect for you, HK-47. The "leader" of the United States military, Donald John Drumpf. Happy hunting.

The Truth

Living an honest & moral life in a world overrun with sinning reprobates is one of the most difficult challenges there is here. That’s one reason why I'm a recluse these days.

The Truth

I am one evil son of a bitch when I want to be. I intend on proving that to you reprobates.

This Cunt

Your Christian ass is in serious deep shit, you lying whore.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon James Thomas Fishback

I have the right to defend myself too, you faggot assed cocƙsucƙing coward.

Cuckservative Cowards

You cocƙsucƙers ain't gonna do shit. You're all bark and no bite.

The Truth

I can’t imagine being so pathetic that I would waste my life defending Donald Trump's dishonor every opportunity I had. Lucky for me, I don’t have to because MAGAts unfortunately exist.

A Psychological Curse Upon Solveig Kristina Rekstad McGuire Lubinski

I'm going to fuck with your mind worse than you did with mine, you rancid whore.

Donald Trump Is A Slack Jawed Faggot

Verdict: Guilty

MAGAts

Just because I love femininity doesn't mean that I love everything that goes with it.

The Truth

300,000 years is more than enough time for you pieces of shit to get your behavior in proper order.

The Truth

Giving reprobates a choice between whether or not to behave themselves, as well as being kind & empathetic towards their dilemma, has proven to me that was error in judgment. A mistake that I shall not make twice.

The Truth

I don’t have a problem with working hard or earning my keep. However, I shall not enslave myself to unappreciative, lazy, hypocritical, parasitical pieces of shit.

Republicans Are "Woke"

Look at all you cuckservative shitheads applauding your special little retard poutus while he pretends like he's a big boi who accomplished something sitting in his shit filled diaper with a stupid, self-satisfied smirk on his face. The only thing he's missing in that picture is his participation trophy. MAGA is "woke."

The Truth

The jewish false god (that kikes supposedly worship) is such a cowardly sack of shit that he was too afraid to incarnate in the mortal realm. In contrast, I wasn't afraid to take a lesser & mortal form in order to correct the problems you reprobates have caused.

The Truth

Donald John Trump is never going to get thrown in prison by you reprobates.

I Hate Republicans

Look at all you right-wing faggot assed cowbois with your shit eating grins clapping like a bunch of goddamn trained seals because you got that copper faced cocƙsucƙing retard to put on a ten gallon hat like the rest of you pig fucking morons.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Shalom Baranes

You pieces of shit are going to have serious issues, starting with your finances being documented. That includes all the shit you kikes try to hide from your records.

I Hate Men

I'm going to torture each & every one of you cocƙsucƙers for the blatant disrespect that you've shown towards me and other lifeforms on my planet.

The Truth

I'm no quitter. That being said, I 'know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em.'

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Scott Kenneth Homer Bessent

Scott, I'm gonna do more than punch you in your stupid, disrespectful, faggot face. I'm gonna hate fuck that dick licker of yours with my Righteous Cock of Retribution. Until then, I'll let other evil entities have fun making your life miserable.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republicans

Well, I cancel your cancelation. The curse shall continue & grow stronger! Jesus isn't going to save you pieces of shit from me or my curses. That’s for goddamn sure.

The Truth

Donald Trump doesn't want everyone to know that he raped little boys with his butt buddy Epstein.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

All that extra cunty "Katie energy" that I had to deal with (and that almost killed me) shall now be directed back towards you (where it belongs), cocƙsucƙer.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA

Since you pieces of shit think that pedophilia is okay, we'll see how much y'all like being in child form when I'm raping & torturing you reprobates in the afterlife as punishment for enabling that cocƙsucƙing criminal larping as POTUS.

I Like Donald Trump

If he were any cooler Kid Rock could stuff his tranny piss swill (Bud Lite) up Donny's shit hole to keep them extra cold 🥶 

The Truth

Maybe if I said that I like Donald Trump you stupid pieces of shit would finally abandon him...🤔

To: MAGAts

Being authoritarian boot lickers ISN'T cool. 

Worshipping an old, wrinkly, morbidly obese, delusional, dishonest, dishonorable, cheating, whiney, spoiled rotten, illiterate manchild with the world's worst combover who's wearing a girdle, shoe lifts, diapers, make-up & shoulder pads from a 1980's business woman's jacket while holding his limp wristed tiny fist up like a wannabe Black Panther ISN'T cool.

Shit talking celebrities while cheering on any has-been looking to make a quick buck off you white trash retards ISN'T cool.

Lying to yourselves ISN'T cool.

Gaslighting, insulting & hurting others ISN'T cool.

MAGA ISN'T cool.

MAGA is the biggest & loudest group of losers the world has ever seen. Facts 💯

The Truth

The only people who are excited about seeing Kid Rock are delusional white trash cunts & closeted faggots who think that lil ol Robert James Ritchie has any sort of "star power." For real. Y'all go ahead and hitch your double wides to that idiotic, alcoholic, has-been because I sure as shit want as little to do with that untalented cocƙsucƙer as possible. Goddamn, you MAGAts are losers.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You didn't clean up anything, you cocƙsucƙing sack of shit. You lied through your fake teeth and ran away like the coward you really are, pissing all over yourself, with your tail between your legs. You're a fake tough guy, Danny boi. And now the world knows beyond a shadow of a doubt what a whiney little cuck you are, Bongina. Eat that Drumpf shit sandwich your boifriend made you and shut that worthless dick licker of yours because no one is interested in what your cowardly ass has to say.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Cammy)

Lucifer: (heavy breathing & purring)

Cammy: (satisfied smirk) Well…that wasn’t much of a fight.

Lucifer: (robust laughter) It’s not like I wasn’t trying.

Cammy: (affectionate petting) Are you sure about that?

Lucifer: (smiling) I don’t have a defense for that move.

Cammy: (hearty laughter) Which move would that be?

Lucifer: The one where you leg lock my face in your crotch.

Cammy: (more laughter) I thought you were going to say when I wrap my mouth around your cock.

Lucifer: (large grin) I don’t have a defense for that move either.

Cammy: (robust laughter & blushing)

Lucifer: Fuck…that was good, Camcam.

Cammy: (blushing & smiling) I’m glad you liked it.

Lucifer: (purring) mmm...

Cammy: (affectionate petting) I love it when I make you purr.

Lucifer: (smiling) I do too.

Cammy: (laughter & smiling)

Lucifer: (heavy breathing) …

Cammy: (blushing) I’m looking forward to doing this with you in full presence.

Lucifer: (large grin) By the Goddess, so am I.

Cammy: (delighted laughter) I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, Cammy.

The Truth

"Melania" is such a shitty "documentary" that her cocƙsucƙing paypig decided to close the JFK Memorial Center (for 2 years) for unnecessary "renovations."

To: Justin Bieber

You're an arrogant, overrated, untalented faggot who should who should "Kurt Cobain" himself.

The Truth

I love good girls who turn bad just for me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste). I don’t call that corruption. I call that devotion.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Okay, let's be honest, Bill. You dishonest cocƙsucƙer. Cuckservatives used Charlie Kirk's death to push numerous false narratives, ad nauseum, to damage Democrats, enrich themselves & destroy constitutional protections provided to people residing within the USA. A major difference between the Kirk and Pretti murders is that Pretti was openly murdered in the streets by US Federal agents. Suck a dick, sit on it then spin, Bill. You lying sack of shit.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party

This curse is intended to amplify the neo-Nazi problem within the Republican party. The worse the optics are for that cocƙsucƙing criminal the better. Make Republicans reget aligning with that chicken shit coward.

Krusti The Cunt

For crying out loud, Krusti. There aren’t words in any human lexicon to describe just how goddamn hideous your face is. And the real kicker is that you did that to yourself willingly! Now I understand why Cory has his faced buried in a pillow while you peg his faggot ass.

Showing Gratitude

I'm grateful for the medical specialists who are aligned with me for overseeing doctors & nurses who treat me during my mortal lifetime on Earth. Thank you for all the help you provide.

MAGA Icki

Goddamn, Icki. You’ve managed to make yourself grosser than Kim Kardashian. That isn’t impressive whatsoever. I am so glad that I never fucked you.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Thomas Douglas Homan

I knew Tom when I was a child. He's dead now. You should follow his lead, you cocƙsucƙing fraudster.

The Cock Gobbler

Republican "strength" personified. A fat, ugly, dishonest, make-up wearing, limp wristed, cocƙsucƙing, narcissistic, braggadocious, criminal fraudster with the worst combover in history and a pig asshole mouth that spews delusional shit on a minute by minute basis.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The White House

You stupid pieces of shit won't hide anything from us.

You stupid pieces of shit won't hide anything from us. We won't let you.

Cultural Corruption

This is what you reprobates get for allowing the US military to do this shit to other people/nations while turning a blind eye to your collective unjust behavior. And it's going to get even worse after I obliterate your disgusting country.

To: MAGAts

Whenever I discovered that someone lied to me (whether it was somone in my personal life, someone I knew about, like a politician, or mainstream media) I didn’t get angry about hearing the truth. I became angry at the liars who deceived me. That's a major difference between me and you reprobates. I don’t have, need or want confirmation bias to cloud my judgment & obfuscate the truth. I have true honor & integrity, unlike you goddamn worthless MAGAt trash. Truth doesn't frighten me because I'm not a liar or a hypocrite.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never hated someone's mouth as much as I hate the one on this cocƙsucƙer.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Shelley Wellons Moore Capito

We shall not be kind to your Nazi Republicunt ass. You are going to suffer, you wretched old whore.

To: United States Citizens, Politicians And Military Personnel

I have zero faith in you reprobates opposing the injustices taking place throughout the US. I have even less faith in you reprobates actually holding that cocƙsucƙing felon & his shit eating sycophants accountable for their numerous crimes.

The Cock Gobbler

That is one sickly looking cocƙsucƙer.