Don't fret, you worthless sacks of shit! Ol Luci is here to help MAGA kick some Iranian asses! What could possibly go wrong for Pegseth's faggy military and the cocƙsucƙer extraordinaire with me backing them up?!
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Wednesday, April 1, 2026
The Cock Gobbler
It's exhausting work being the most despised, cocƙsucƙing, sack of shit in existence. Biglie.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Republicans
Running that dick licker of his nonstop is what got that cocƙsucƙer where he is today! You goddamn ingrates need to let the Cock Gobbler do his thing & that thing is him shooting himself in his imaginary dick all goddamn day!
Scragglepuss
You'd never guess by the way this white trash cocƙsucƙer dresses himself that he has more money than me, and I have less money than Jesus.
The Truth
If you voted for Donald Trump then you're a piece of shit. Blanket statement. I'm not entertaining the idea that any of you reprobates are good people. End of discussion.
For The Record
I love witches (of the feminine variety) 💚
That does not include men or trannies (you reprobates can eat shit & choke on it).
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon SCOTUS Cuckservatives
Looks like little ol Luci needs to step in and help MAGA...again. Every one of you corrupt pieces of shit are hereby on notice. You all must get on your hands & knees and beg Donny boi for his forgiveness. Don't even think about ruling against that cocƙsucƙing retard, especially in front if his stupid faggot face. He will throw the biggliest shit fit temper tantrum that has ever been, the likes of which no one has ever seen before, if he doesn't get what he wants.
Do not fuck this up for the Cock Gobbler. That’s an order from the Devil himself. You arrogant idiots don't know how difficult it is to have a sniveling parasite like Steven Miller in your goddamn ear all day complaining about illegal beaners. Donny's faggot ass can't handle that amount of butthurt. What could possibly go wrong for y'all if you don't give that whiney manbaby what he wants? Seriously.
Scragglepuss
If there were ever a reason to hate white trash retards then this cocƙsucƙer would it. Goddamn he is cringe.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig
I'm not going to tell any of you how to hurt her. I just want that lying, cheating, rancid cunt to suffer.
Monday, March 30, 2026
I Hate Insurance Companies
For real. You moneygrubbing pieces of shit have no idea the awful fate that awaits you after my ascension.
To: MAGAts
You stupid pieces of shit think that liberals don't know how much they're hated? Take a look in the mirror because it's even worse for you cocƙsucƙers.
Cuck Fu
In order to master Donny's fighting style you must accomplish two things.
Step 1: Run your obnoxious dick licker
Step 2: Run away, biglie
This Cocƙsucƙer
The idea of an illiterate retard dedicating a library to himself is so goddamn stupid & absurd that it almost beggars belief. You need a skyscraper to showcase all the books you've never read, Donny? Is that it?
Sunday, March 29, 2026
The Truth
A major reason why I chose not to have a wife & child during my mortal lifetime was because of reprobates like Donald Trump & the Rothschilds. I shall never regret that decision. I hate you apathetic sacks of shit more than I can say.
The Truth
Donald Trump is correct about one specific topic; all of his supporters are idiots & losers.
MAGAts
MAGAts: "8 million people out of 8 billion showed up to protest. Nobody noticed."
Me: Joe Biden didn't have 8 million people protesting him all over the world. Your cocƙsucƙing felon holds that "honor," MAGAt.
The Truth About Cuckservatives
You dickless, gun toting, woman hating, diapered dipshit loving, Uhmuricana fart huffing, mouth breathing, MAGAt morons are the most pathetic group of chicken shit losers the multiverse has ever seen. There isn’t a close second place at all.
This Cocƙsucƙer
Do you mean like you & your MAGAt faggot butt buddies have done, Tommy boi? If you chicken shit cowards are afraid of repercussions for targeting & murdering others then maybe you should find a different line of work.
Saturday, March 28, 2026
The Truth
Not having money has its advantages. I don’t have anyone pretending to like me in order to get something out of me.
The Truth
MAGAts want to make everyone else as miserable as they are because they're closeted cocƙsucƙers who secretly hate themselves because they know what disgusting, unlikable reprobates they are at heart.
The Truth
According to MAGAts, what constitutes as "hot" is whatever a stupid, diaper shitting, make-up wearing, morbidly obese, delusional, dishonest, thieving, cheating, cocƙsucƙing retard & felon (with the worst comber in the history of ever) gaslights them to think it is. Keep on hitching your wagons to that disaster of a human being, MAGAts. I'm certain that'll pay dividends to you Christian filth in the afterlife. Name one person who's had an investment in Donald Trump go badder than his (Donny boi's) hairdo on a windy day.
To: MAGAts
Go ahead and steal the 2026 midterms. Hell, I'll even help you losers since I'm such a nice fella! What could possibly go wrong for MAGA if you cheating cocƙsucƙers anger even more people than y'all have at this point in time? I'm sure everything will be hunky-dory for MAGAtville, USA.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon United States Servicemen
Looks like you slack jawed faggots could use some help winning this war! It's a good thing I'm here doing God's work!
Friday, March 27, 2026
Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙer
Here's a big brain idea for you, you despicable sack of rancid pig shit. Rather than trying to change the names of anything your retarded ass sees, why don’t you do something actually worthwhile to everyone and drop dead.
The Bigliest Loser
That’s fitting, Donny, because you're the biggest loser the multiverse has ever seen.
This Cocƙsucƙer
How about we start with throwing you (and your cocƙsucƙing butt buddy shitting his pants in the White House) in prison first, "ichard." You look like the soap dropping type.
To: Bungie Forumites
I vistited the forum to see what you're all crying about now (because schadenfreude is a thing) and you cocƙsucƙers are the most melodramatic group of whiney bitch boi losers that I have ever seen. That contest includes MAGAts. That should tell you idiotic, arrogant, crybully sacks of shit how pathetic y'all are in 'real life.'
The Cock Gobbler
Thursday, March 26, 2026
The Truth
The reason that Donald Trump exists is because despite how good of an imagination I have I could not imagine myself being a pathetic loser like he is.
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
The Cock Gobbler
He looks like a retarded turkey in human form. Also, his combover is getting shittier. I didn’t think that was possible.
To: Corey Lewandowski
You're such a faggot assed, beta boi, loser that you have to follow around a married, old, ugly, crusty cunt like a pathetic pig hoping that you'll get some gross sloppy seconds to lick up.
The Truth About MAGA
MAGA isn't cool. MAGA is cringe.
MAGA isn't counter culture. MAGA is cancel culture.
MAGA isn't conservative. MAGA is capricious.
MAGA isn't courageous. MAGA is cowardly.
MAGA isn't conscientious. MAGA is careless.
MAGA sucks more shit than a New York City sewer pump on TACO Tuesday.
The Cock Gobbler
The Cocƙsucƙer on his shitty Twitter rip-off:
"I just dropped the biggliest dump in my diaper, the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Many people are saying it's a bigger turd than the one that killed Elvis, which proves what great shape I'm in! The radical leftist communist socialist democrats wish they could crap themselves like I do! I also think tweeting out every stupid thought I have and thing I do is proper and efficient governance! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! resident DJT."
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Adversaries Of Lucifer Aren Caeleste
Before my awakening, I didn’t try to inhibit any of you parasitical sacks of shit. I didn’t even try to inhibit you worthless trash after you gang raped & tried to murder me. That being said, I am going to retroactively cause you cock sucking reprobates all kinds of problems for what you've done to me. Trying to silence me won't stop this curse; it'll only make things worse for you pieces of shit. My side knows all.
The Cock Gobbler
Because Donald Trump is an idiot. I don’t need a bullshit explanation for that one.
To: US Citizens
There is no voting your way out of this shit show.
There is no peaceful solution to the problem.
There is no savior on the way to help you from your own stupidity, apathy & laziness.
You all contributed to this debacle and you're all going to suffer the consequences for it.
Monday, March 23, 2026
Rewarding Excellence
I won’t reward masculine entities for committing evil; however, I shall reward non-gendered and feminine entities who commit evil deeds on my behalf as long as they follow certain directives of mine.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Donald Trump is going to suffer excruciating pain for every lie he has told (out of principle) because I am one petty, spiteful, angry goddamn Devil.
The Truth
I'm going to do awful things to you pieces of shit for what you've all put me through. That’s a promise.
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Friday, March 20, 2026
Two Despicable Cocƙsucƙers
You two worthless sacks of shit are gonna be so much fucking fun to rape, torture & murder in the afterlife.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig
I want her to suffer for the abuse that she put me through. I'm asking both good & evil entities to assist me with my request. Please make that thieving, cheating whore suffer excruciating pain.
Thursday, March 19, 2026
A Malignant Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig
I saw your old gross ass today, cunt. Evil is going to have all sorts of fun hurting you.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Michele Joan Tafoya
I agree with ol Michelle. You selfish sacks of shit need to support the cocƙsucƙer and drink less Starbucks. I see a line of you shitheads almost everytime I go to Target. It's time you goddamn libs started acting like adults & sacrifice your creature comforts for the greater good! Support the war, Minnesota! Support Israeli parasites!
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
I agree. What could possibly go wrong for that stupid cocƙsucƙer shitting the bed...I mean "escalating" war in the Middle East? It's a good thing that I'm here to help MAGAts with their idiotic ideas.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kashyap Pramod Patel
You could use my help spying on Americans, street shitter. There's no way this will backfire on ya, K$H.
An Anger Inducing Curse Upon United States Citizens
You pieces of shit ain't angry enough at this despicable cocƙsucƙer. Let me help y'all with that.
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Monday, March 16, 2026
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Saturday, March 14, 2026
The Truth
Women here have proven to me that they are not worthy of me whatsoever. I know my worth and I'm worth far more than you moneygrubbing, materialistic cunts have given me credit for.
Friday, March 13, 2026
The Truth
The fact that you pieces of shit won't revolt against that cocƙsucƙing criminal larping as POTUS tells me that you're all guilty of aiding & abetting him. You cowardly reprobates have resisted me (at every point here) from changing things for the betterment of all, and you shall all be punished in horrific fashion for it.
To: MAGAts
Why don’t you cocƙsucƙers "man up" and volunteer to go serve in Dipshit Donny's little war in the Middle East? Y'all talk a bigly game (anonymously) online but the moment that your faggot asses have to back up your shit talk you run away like a bunch of punk ass bitch bois.
Show us all what "patriots" & manly men you MAGAts are. Sign up & put your asses in serious danger rather than constantly running your goddamn dick lickers on forums like a bunch of butthurt cowardly keyboard warrior cucks.
Better yet, don't even bother signing up for the military, because y'all couldn't pass basic training even if you wanted to. Get on a plane and take your fat, lazy, worthless asses over there (along with all your goddamn guns & ammo) and start killing hajis indiscriminately. See how that plays out for you chicken shit tough guys.
I'm sure that cocƙsucƙing draft dodger will swoop in to save you retards when you need him most. Just like he didn't do on January 6th.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
To: MAGAts
Y'all are the bigliest group of cucks & losers that I have ever seen. How pathetic do y'all gotta be to double down on your shit eating sycophancy after watching that namby pamby fail to do a coin toss at a football game?
Don't give me that 'it wuz cold! he wuz wherin gluvs!' nonsense. The coin didn't even rotate in the air after he tossed it like a wimp. If he had tilted his hand downward and let it fall off his glove it would have caused the coin to rotate more times than it did with his limp wristed toss.
Like, goddamn, y'all are the most pathetic sacks of shit, and y'all defend that retarded cocƙsucƙer every time he has an epic failure or face plant. I no longer have to imagine what having zero self-respect looks like because MAGA has shown me, time & again. Fucking Hell...
For The Record
I LOVE dark skinned women. Like...so fucking much. For real. (I love fair skinned women just as much, but this post is for the dark girls.
My motto (keeping it concise)
1. Respect her as a partner.
2. Treat her like a queen.
3. Fuck her like a professional.
4. Love her with all my heart.
Just putting that out there, girls. 💯💚
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Bigly
On the ten thousandth day of his whining, Donny didith cry 'FAKE NEWS' at the liberal media. And his followers didith lap up the Cock Gobbler's verbal diarrhea like hungry pigs at a feeding trough. And the Whore of Babble-on, Karolying Leavitt, didist attack the liberal press so she may protect her Lard's dishonor.
The Truth
I'll kill every one of you goddamn reprobates for insinuating that you'd hurt those whom I care for & protect. I'm crazy about those I love.
The Truth
Just because I'm not taller than some of you pieces of shit doesn't mean that I'm not tougher than y'all. You chicken shit cocƙsucƙers made certain of that by antagonizing me.
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