The Cocƙsucƙer on his shitty Twitter rip-off:
"I just dropped the biggliest dump in my diaper, the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Many people are saying it's a bigger turd than the one that killed Elvis, which proves what great shape I'm in! The radical leftist communist socialist democrats wish they could crap themselves like I do! I also think tweeting out every stupid thought I have and thing I do is proper and efficient governance! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! resident DJT."