Show us all what "patriots" & manly men you MAGAts are. Sign up & put your asses in serious danger rather than constantly running your goddamn dick lickers on forums like a bunch of butthurt cowardly keyboard warrior cucks.
Better yet, don't even bother signing up for the military, because y'all couldn't pass basic training even if you wanted to. Get on a plane and take your fat, lazy, worthless asses over there (along with all your goddamn guns & ammo) and start killing hajis indiscriminately. See how that plays out for you chicken shit tough guys.
I'm sure that cocƙsucƙing draft dodger will swoop in to save you retards when you need him most. Just like he didn't do on January 6th.