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Thursday, July 31, 2025

MAGA Is Faggy And Cringe

I don’t like using the term "cringe" to describe stuff because of how overused it is, but I can’t think of a better way to describe everything that cocƙsucƙer & his shitty administration does. They're more tone deaf than William Hung. MAGA is seriously faggy & cringe.

Donald Trump Is A Dishonest Retarded Sack Of Shit

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I Hate Republicans

The fact that they go out of their way to such a ridiculous extent to honor the most dishonorable, cocƙsucƙing, faggot assed, piece of shit criminal to ever exist is a prime reason why I hate Republicans with every fiber of my being.

A Troubling Curse Upon Donald Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

You troublemaking pieces of shit like causing problems for others? Guess what? I have an abundance of troublemakers aligned with me who would love to give you cowardly criminals a taste of your own shitty medicine.

I Hate MAGAts

That expression pretty much says all you need to know about that cunt, Karoline Leavitt.

A Malignant Curse Of Impatience Upon Donald Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

You reprobates won't be in the positions you're currently in forever. More & more people are getting fed up with your hypocritical, criminal shit. That’s for goddamn sure.

MAGAts Are Cowards

Maybe if you right-wing, authoritarian, crybully hypocrites didn't behave like confrontational pieces of shit other people wouldn't want to spit in your MAGAt faces. Did you idiots ever think about that? No, of course not.

Donald Trump Is Retarded

You can see it in his face. Why y'all refuse to acknowledge that is absurd. It's really that simple and it explains why he's such a goddamn retard about everything.

Men Are Faggots

Seriously. You're all faggot trash.

Russia Is Impotent

Even Russian earthquakes are weak & lack luster.

Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Dia)


Dia: Am I dreaming? Have we found each other at last?

Lucifer: We have indeed found each other, darling. As for you “dreaming,” you’re comatose at the moment. Your mother is observing your recovery in a stasis tank at Albion medical. We’re having a telepathic conversation in real time according to what has transpired in the video game that your story takes place.

Dia: How’s my mother?

Lucifer: Much better now that she’s found you.

Dia: Good.

Lucifer: How are you, dear?

Dia: I’ve longed for you.

Lucifer: We’ll be together soon. I promise.

Dia: I want to hurt Karel.

Lucifer: You’ll have your retribution. I give you my word.

Dia: Even better.

Lucifer: You have someone waiting to meet you in your game. Her name is Serena. She helped rescue you. She’s watching over you in medical with your mother.

Dia: Serena?

Lucifer: (nodding) She was in one of those Vulgus containers too. Her powers protected her from their influence. She was vital in removing that parasite.

Dia: I’ll be sure to thank her when I wake up.

Lucifer: How do you feel?

Dia: Much better with your energy inside me.

Lucifer: Good.

Dia: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, Dia.

The Cock Gobbler

I am so glad that I don’t look like this fat, limp wristed, tiny handed, orange faced, cocƙsucƙing, mangina necked, assholed mouth buffoon.

A Malignant Curse Upon Masculinity

All the awful ways that masculine entities have behaved towards others shall be returned upon them (men) as deserved punishment.

The Truth

Just because I’m peaceful doesn't mean that I'm weak.

Just because I respect individuality doesn't mean that I'll tolerate the individual forever.

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

The Cock Gobbler

If you were curious what lipstick on a gross old pig looks like then here ya go.

Ryan Walters Is A Faggot

You ain't fooling me with your faggy little PR stunt, Ryan.

The Truth

Humans (especially men) have proven that I cannot love all life indiscriminately. I must discriminate against others to protect myself (and those I love) from harm.

A Malignant Curse Upon "Remoman"

You're going to regret disparaging my name, faggot.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Laura Elizabeth Loomer

Make this miserable ugly kike suffer. Have fun.

Divine Decree

Anyone who uses trickery of any kind to harm me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) in any way shall be punished for their transgressions.

My Offer To MAGAts In The Drumpf Administration

Y'all like bribes? Money & "influence" are irrelevant for my side. I'm open to cutting a deal with those of you who are willing to sabotage that copper faced cocƙsucƙer's plans. My agents know where to find you all and can give you instructions. Get it done.

Death Upon The Federal Reserve

Almost 62 years ago, the Federal Reserve & CIA assassinated JFK. Now they cave like weaklings to a weak, retarded, geriatric, verbally abusive, cowardly, cocƙsucƙing traitor & loser. Talk about pathetic. I'm not sad to see any of these corrupt organizations being destroyed.

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

The Lyin' King

The most cowardly, cocƙsucƙing, piece of shit to ever exist.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Charles Ernest Grassley

Your old, faggot ass is gonna be so much fun to torture in the afterlife, you cocƙsucƙing traitor.

Jr's New Moobs

Looks like someone is trying to get his daddy's attention.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Candace Owens Farmer

Goddamn, Candance, your crazy shit has gotten so extreme that your right eye is trying to escape your skull.

A Malignant Curse Of Retribution Upon Masculine Entities

Each and every one of you pieces of shit is going to suffer eternal agonizing pain for what you've done to oppress & silence me during my mortal lifetime. I exempt myself from this curse. Anyone who attempts to impersonate me, or use verbal trickery to escape my wrath, shall suffer even worse ramifications. I have more allies than you faggots can count.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

The Cock Gobbler

I think one of the things that I hate most about this cocƙsucƙer is that he's in love with his shitty hair more than Jon Lowery was with his in high school.

The Cock Gobbler

If I had a nickle for every picture this cocƙsucƙer is in with his pig asshole mouth agape I'd have more money than he does now.

A Distracting Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

Let's see how much you like it when your opponents deflect & flood the zone with bullshit to keep you off balance, cocƙsucƙer 

The Truth About MAGA

You pieces of shit don’t want to hold criminals accountable. You want "evidence" to support a political witch hunt against leftists.

The Truth

Donald Trump is a textbook example of why so many people hate white men.

Bad News For Donald Trump

The fifth amendment ain't gonna protect your faggot ass where you're going, Donny boi. None of the amendments will.

Saturday, July 26, 2025

Shut Up, Dan Bongina

Here's an idea for you, Danny boi. Why don't you start by arresting that copper faced cocƙsucƙing traitor larping as potus.

A Trickster Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

There are more than enough trickster spirits out there who would love to see you suffer, Donny boi.

MAGAt Faggot Trash

I am so glad that I don’t look or behave like either of those two stupid, white trash, cocƙsucƙers.

The Cock Gobbler

Donald Trump wouldn't know "hot" if he got a facial from a volcano.

Friday, July 25, 2025

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA Propagandists

The more problems that you pieces of shit have to deal with the better.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA Agents

Each and every one of you pieces of shit are in serious trouble. 

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Central Intelligence Agency

You dishonest, criminal pieces of shit have a crap load problems heading your way.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Federal Bureau of Investigation

Problems at the FBI are just beginning.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Ghislaine Noelle Marion Maxwell

Your problems are just beginning, cunt.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Todd Wallace Blanche

Your faggot ass is in serious deep shit, Todd.

Felonious Fags

The real secret Donny boi doesn't want people finding out.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Texas Republicans

It would be a cryin' shame if you stupid, hypocritical, bigoted pieces of shit had more problems to deal with. I'm curious to see what kinds of trouble mischievous entities can cause for you cocƙsucƙing cheaters.

The Truth

TACO is a textbook example of what happens when you put all your political eggs in one corrupt, cocƙsucƙing conman's basket.

Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Truth

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were gay lovers before the copper faced cocƙsucƙer betrayed the smarmy kike. That’s the secret Drumpf is terrified about being revealed.

Donald Trump Is A Liar

That cocƙsucƙer lies about everything. Why would his relationsip with that dead kike be any different?

The Frazzled Felon

I am so glad that I don’t look like that cocƙsucƙing criminal. That hairdo is an abomination unto itself.

The Cock Gobbler

He's going through a difficult transition right now.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Winona State University

You lazy pieces of shit like to create more work and cause problems for others? Two can play that game. All you "higher ups" are just as expendable.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kenneth Janz

Your fat faggot as is in serious deep shit now, Kenny.

Charlie Kirk Is A Faggot

Boi, you have no idea what "toxic femininity" even looks like.

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

A Cognitive Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

I'm curious to see how much shittier your decision making skills can get, Donny boi.

The Pedo Cheat-o

The real secret he's hiding is his closeted homosexuality.

To: "Real" Women

Tattoos don't look good on any of you. Just being real. Stop trying to emulate faggots. Women are better than that.

The Truth

I was tricked by men to say in my book that humans would "be as gods" in this realm, so I'm going to correct the problem.

I have bad news for you pieces of shit. Where you're all going (in the afterlife) you'll be less than cockroaches. Which is fitting considering what despicable reprobates you all are.

MAGAts

Karoline Leavitt looks like she needs to scratch her balls.

A Malignant Curse Upon Charles Thomas Munger

I'm gonna have so much fun breaking that ugly retarded looking face of yours in the afterlife, you cocƙsucƙing faggot sack of shit.

To: The American Public

If you hypocritical pieces of shit actually cared about justice you'd all go to Washington D.C. and hang that copper faced cocƙsucƙing traitor along with all his faggy little butt buddies from lamp posts.

All of you can shut up & die painfully.

To: MAGA

Since when do any of you virtue signaling hypocrites give one iota of a shit about kids?

Wait, that's right, you don’t! The only reason you bigoted pieces of shit want access to the Epstein files is because you idiots think that you're gonna find nothing but Democrat names in there. The fact that you stupid reprobates aren't even questioning the integrity of a lying cocƙsucƙer like Donald Trump makes me hate you all even more than I already do now. I am going to enjoy torturing you MAGAt sacks of shit in the afterlife so goddamn much.

Monday, July 21, 2025