Malicious Spirit: You may rest assured that we are watching & documenting them everywhere.
Lucifer Caeleste: I cannot put into words how much I detest MAGA.
MS: You aren’t alone. Almost everyone outside their cult despises them. There are myriads of malicious spirits waiting to torture them over here. The hatred that they are displaying shall be returned upon them and deservingly so. The multiverse does not approve of their behavior.
Their animosity does not feed us. It causes our own to grow in opposition to them. If we are to consume anyone’s hatred then it is yours, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, which we choose to feast upon. Their quantity does not surpass your quality. Hatred without proper focus & purpose is an unproductive waste of energy. Your hatred is based on morality, logic & understanding. Their hatred is based on lies, cowardice, bigotry, hypocrisy, pettiness & willful stupidity.
They have no interest in peaceful coexistence. They want to oppress others because they are reprobates & weaklings. They deserve no compassion or forgiveness because they do not give those courtesies to others. You do, on the other hand. Just because we’re evil does not mean that we desire the same things that they do. We share your sentiments, Lightbringer.
LC: I’m looking forward to torturing them.
MS: You have no idea how much we are as well. After what they’ve done to you during your lifetime, there are no shortages of evil beings on your side who are waiting for their opportunity to attack them. MAGA & men are the most cowardly & weak beings in existence. We have true righteousness on our side by aligning with you. That makes our intentional cruelty even more delightful. That is what sustains & protects us from collectives like MAGA. We appreciate you giving evil spirits true purpose & intention, and for recognizing & accepting us for what we are. You have provided a place for us to exist in peace while directing our harmful behavior where it belongs.
LC: I don’t want to spend eternity punishing those pieces of shit. I want to have my revenge and move on with my existence. If y’all want to torture them on my behalf, and don’t challenge my judgment, then I’m grateful that I can trust that work to competent entities.
MS: You won’t regret making that decision. I can promise you that. We have waited a long time for your actualization. We don’t have sexual urges or degenerate thoughts. We enjoy inflicting pain on reprobates like MAGA. You have offered us an adequate amount of entities to torture. We are going to enjoy harming them in the numerous ways that they deserve to suffer. It’s going to horrify them when they discover that you’ve created someplace worse than Hell for them to reside. They deserve being punished for their stupidity, lies & other misdeeds.
LC: I want them to suffer.
MS: They are going to suffer. I can assure you that they don’t have helpful spirits looking out for their eternal well being. It’s like their saying, “Pride goeth before the fall.” What you’re observing now is their unrepentant arrogance before their downfall. Remember that the next time they make you angry.
LC: (nodding)
MS: I appreciate you taking the opportunity to speak with me. Just because I’m a wicked entity does not mean that I don’t enjoy a thoughtful conversation with a like-minded individual.
LC: I’m honored you feel that way.
MS: It isn’t every day that I’m allowed to speak one-on-one with the God the Devil.
LC: (chortle)
MS: I hope that our conversation has eased some of your stress.
LC: It has. Thank you.
MS: I should be the one thanking you. You’ve given me a purpose like none other. Maliciousness derives from intention. I wish to harm the same collective of entities that you do, and I’m not alone. The truth of what awaits MAGA is going to terrify them beyond description.
LC: (hateful smirk) Good.
MS: (sinister laughter)