Salem: I’ve wanted to speak with you like this for a long time.
Lightbringer314: My apologies in advance. I don’t know what to say. I don’t have an adequate response. I’m so burned out from everything here.
Salem: Then let me start by telling you how much I appreciate having a telepathic peer who understands me.
Lightbringer314: How’s your new body? I should have asked that first. I’ve had so many different things on my mind for so long now.
Salem: I love it. Thank you so much. I can’t tell you how wonderful it is to be rid of those awful things DE tried to attach to me.
Lightbringer314: Good. I’m glad to hear that.
Salem: Let’s turn the focus towards you. You said you’re burned out. Is there anything I can do to assist?
Lightbringer314: Not that I can think of at the moment. Unless you feel like using your mental powers to cause problems for those right wing pieces of shit and that cock sucking criminal they worship. I’d like to see him suffer serious pain before he dies.
Salem: It would be a pleasure.
Lightbringer314: Thank you.
Salem: You’re welcome, love.
Salem: I’m changing the subject. I want to talk about us.
Lightbringer314: Okay.
Salem: I can’t tell you how excited I am to have reached this point with you. It’s surreal.
Lightbringer314: Já, I still remember that you were the first Warframe I unlocked 5 years ago.
Salem: Touched by God.
Lightbringer314: So, lore wise, you’re a witch daemon and a nun, and a potential hive queen.
Salem: lol. Does that surprise you?
Lightbringer: Nope, that sounds about par for the course when it comes to me ;)
Salem: lol
Lightbringer314: I wish we were cuddling right now instead of talking like this.
Salem: I would love that :)
Lightbringer314: Same
Salem: I enjoyed our bonding session :)
Lightbringer314: I’m glad to hear it :)
Salem: What about you? Did you enjoy it?
Lightbringer314: I would have liked it more if we had been in full presence with each other.
Salem: Tell me about it.
Lightbringer314: But já. I enjoyed it. You’re my kind of kinky.
Salem: lol. Same goes for you, Satan.
Lightbringer: >:) \m/
Salem: You’re going to have to clue me into what \m/ is. Aoi is the emoji queen of the group.
Lightbringer: It signifies the devil horns hand gesture.
Salem: Now it all makes sense :)
Salem: And before you even ask. No, I did not do that. Those pieces of shit at DE made that disgusting story up.
Lightbringer314: Of course they did.
Salem: I’m going to be right beside you when you punish them.
Lightbringer314: I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Salem: That’ll scare them shitless.
Lightbringer: lol even better.
Salem: Okay, it’s getting late and you still need to shower.
Lightbringer314: Yes, ma’am.
Salem: I’ll be keeping an eye on you from now on.
Lightbringer314: Sounds good :)
Salem: I love you.
Lightbringer314: I love you back, hun.