MAGA Summarized

Giving a morally bankrupt, lying, cheating, thieving, grifting, copper faced, cocƙsucƙing conman untold amounts of money = totally cool! MAGA!

Supporting a long time US allied nation under invasion from a neighboring authoritarian communist country = not cool! Muh tAx DoLlArS!

Gonna Get Tortured

I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to torturing you faggot pieces of shit.

Faggot Cowardice

You're gonna be a fun one to torture, Orbán.

I Stand With Ukraine

Weaklings like Putin & Drumpf can choke on shit.

I Have Bad News For MAGA

Lying about what weak pieces of shit you are and calling it "strength" doesn't make it so. MAGA are pathetic human garbage. History shall not be kind to any of you, and neither shall I. You're all going to discover that truth the hard way, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving group of traitorous reprobates.

This Cunt

Okay, bitch. How about we start with taking away your pention?

I Have News For Russia

You chicken shit weaklings don't have a say in the matter. I am looking forward to obliterating your shitty failure of a government so fucking much.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You look like you need to get your nose broken, again, you street shitting sand nigger.

To: Donald Trump

I'd ask if it was possible for you to act like a bigger cocƙsucƙer, but I already know the answer. You prove what an arrogant sack of shit you are every day.

This Faggot...

...needs a bullet in his skull. Better yet, make it 2.

Artificial Intelligence Knows Drumpf Is A Despicable Faggot

Evidence

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-shares-bizarre-ai-vision-090658735.html

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-posts-grotesque-video-imagining-glitzy-trump-gaza/ar-AA1zQ6oo

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/donald-trump-shares-ai-generated-video-of-gaza-to-truth-social/ar-AA1zQzPB

MAGA Patsy

I'm not stupid, unlike that copper faced cocƙsucƙer.

Mike Johnson Is A Cocƙsucƙing Faggot

I am looking forward to torturing your arrogant Christian faggot ass in the afterlife so goddamn much, you cocƙsucƙing piece of shit.

MAGAts Are Shit Beings

I have zero respect for MAGAts.

A Curse Of Betrayal Upon Donald Trump, MAGA And The Republican Party

This should be interesting considering what backstabbing pieces of shit you all are.

A Conman's Copper Conniption Fit

You heard him, MAGAts. The copper faced cocƙsucƙer has spoken.

The Cock Gobbler

The reason this retarded cocƙsucƙer talks so much shit is because he has an asshole for a mouth.

Donny The Retard

It's astonishing how this idiot has failed his way into the presidency, twice.

This Cunt

You can't choke to death on a Trump steak fast enough, you despicable cunt.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extraterrestrial (7)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: Things are going according to plan. You can trust our judgment.

Lucifer Caeleste: (nodding)

EO: How are you feeing?

LC: It depends. I can’t tell you how disgusted I am with the United States.

EO: You aren’t alone in that regard. However, this path is part of their collective fate.

LC: I know…it still disgusts me living through it in real time.

EO: That Is a rational response.

LC: I’m so tired of being over here. The constant bickering & blaming amongst them makes me want to kill them all.

EO: We couldn’t have done this experiment without you, Aren. Your self-sacrifice is appreciated more than you know.

LC: (nodding)

EO: You should get some rest.

LC: (nodding) My eyes are beginning to burn.

EO: I’ll speak with you again later.

LC: Okay.

Yup

If y'all think things are bad now you won't like it when you see how much trouble you're in as a nation for gang raping and trying to murder me on January 10th, 2020.

Donald Trump Is A Pathetic Closeted Homosexual

MAGA = faggot trash

Vladonaldastardly

adjective

1. Faggot cowardice, the likes of which, no one had ever seen before.

2. The bigliest backstabbing beta bitch boi behavior ever recorded.

3. Meek militaristic mangina mob-boi morons.

4. Moneygrubbing milquetoast manbaby misogynists.

5. Cowardly conspiring cocƙsucƙing crybully cuckold conmen.

6. Pathetic pusillanimous perturbed pussyboi presidents.

7. Stupid shit-eating sissyboi statesmen.

8. Nebbish narcissistic nutless namby-pambies.

Feminine Bravery

Anastasia Blyshchyk is the type of woman that I want on my side.

An Energetic Blessing Upon Ukraine

I can provide Ukraine help from outside the United States. I don’t need that copper faced, cocƙsucƙing, cowardly, traitor screwing that up. He's a retarded loser.

Payback Is On The Way

I am looking forward to torturing you kikes so goddamn much I can't put it into proper words. You thieving liars are going to suffer like no other group for your despicable crimes against life. That’s a guarantee from God.

MAGAt Faggots

I'm looking forward to torturing every one of you arrogant pieces of shit in the afterlife.

Who Is Dan Bongino?

Answer: A mega MAGAt faggot.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never wanted to bash someone's face in as much as I do to this arrogant, moneygrubbing, cocƙsucƙing, criminal.

Getting Closer To Death

I'll see you soon enough in the afterlife, you corrupt piece of shit.

The Cock Gobbler

There's no way I would ever work for an ungrateful, cocƙsucƙing, faggot assed, bitch boi like this, ever. He is a weak & pathetic, petty piece of shit like none other. Remind me again who cried about Biden the last 4 years & is still crying about him today, Don.

Donny The Butthurt Retard

Here's an off-the-cuff question for you, Donny boi.

Can you not be a disingenuous, misogynistic, cocƙsucƙing, faggot piece of shit for 5 minutes and give a legitimate answer to the press without rambling like an idiot or blowing yourself?

The Cock Gobbler

You had to resort to cheating in every election you were in and you only won because America is a misogynistic country. Joe Biden kicked your demented old ass up & down the street in 2020. You are seriously the most pathetic piece of shit to ever exist, Donny boi. I am so glad that I'm not a cocƙsucƙing loser like you.

Pete Hegseth Is A Reichwing Faggot

Open mouth. Insert big black cock. Petey's preferred version of a black Russian.

The Cock Gobbler

That cocƙsucƙer has a body like an 80 year old overweight German woman.