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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙing Traitor

So are every one of his MAGAt faggot followers.

MAGAspeak

•War is peace
•Evil is good
•Lies are truth
•Greed is altruism
•Theft is giving
•Crime is justice
•Hypocrisy is morality
•Losing is winning
•Hate is love
•Stupidity is genius
•Gaslighting is informing
•Disinformation is fact
•Weakness is strength
•Accusations are confessions
•Misogynists love femininity
•Closeted homosexuality is heterosexuality
•Mediocrity is greatness
•Failure is success
•Donald Trump is an honest, successful businessman, a law abiding patriot who loves the USA, a non-materialistic philanthropist, a loving & devoted husband & father, a nonviolent peacekeeper, and a sharper tack than Joe Biden

Derrick Van Orden Is A Big Bitch

I'll agree with Derrick about one thing. He isn't a little bitch; he's a big bitch.

A Malignant Curse Upon Corey R. Lewandowski

Make this cocƙsucƙing piece of shit suffer before I wrap my righteous grip around his faggot throat.

The Truth

In reality, that lying cocƙsucƙer doesn't have a pair. The only thing "Hot" & "Great" involving Donald Trump is the yuge steaming load of shit in his adult diapers.

The Truth

I lied when I said that I betrayed everyone on my old blog. I didn’t betray anyone. You pieces of shit betrayed me. I stayed true to goodness.

Telepathic Conversation With An Extratresstrial (8)

Extraterrestrial Overseer: How do you feel?

Lucifer Caeleste: Old.

EO: Anything else?

LC: I hate being here. I hate humans so goddamn much. I hate men even more. I want to kill them all.

EO: We’re getting closer to that.

LC: It’s so difficult being where I am and what I have to deal with here. I don’t mean that to sound like I’m complaining, I’m just so tired of this shit. I hate these parasitical cowards so goddamn much. I want to kill every man I see. Just looking at them infuriates me.

EO: We understand.

LC: It’s so difficult having to remain peaceful while they commit crimes against other lifeforms.

EO: We understand that too. Their long deserved punishment is nearing.

LC: What makes things even more difficult is what I’m having to deal with body wise. The amount of damage my body has suffered has taken a toll on my mental health. Anytime I see a “man” I’m always on edge because of what untrustworthy, traitorous, faggots they all are. I hate them.

EO: You have every reason to feel that way, Aren.

LC: …

EO: You shall be vindicated. You’ve earned it.

LC: …

EO: I’m sorry for what you’ve had to endure. It isn’t fair.

LC: They don’t fight fair.

EO: That doesn’t excuse their behavior.

LC: …

EO: They’re going to suffer for what they’ve done. All of them.

LC: (nodding)

EO: Thank you for trusting us.

LC: Thank you for aiding me.

EO: There’s no way that higher lifeforms were going to allow this travesty to continue. We understand the severity of the situation you’re in. They must be punished for their crimes.

LC: …

EO: I’ll make certain that man you saw today is targeted by sadistic entities for triggering your PTSD. They are disrespectful filth who are in serious need of a humbling reality check.

LC: Thank you.

EO: You are welcome, Lucifer.