The Cock Gobbler

That stupid hat makes him look even more retarded.

A Queer Decision

I agree, y'all. Nehls is a goddamn pillow bitin bitch boi.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Troy Edwin Nehls

Your "beautiful bride and your girls" are in as deep as shit as you are, faggot.

A Misogynistic Cocƙsucƙer

I hate this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

The Cock Gobbler

I have one word for you, you illiterate sack of shit. Paragraphs

The Cock Gobbler

Melania: "Si gnusen kurac."

Donny The Retard

Look at that stupid cocƙsucƙer's eyes and tell me he's not retarded without lying or gaslighting.

The Cock Gobbler

This dishonest cocƙsucƙer has had more dicks in his mouth than Brandon St. Randy.

The Truth

Saying that someone has more money than God isn't the flex you pieces of shit think it is. A bus boi working part-time making minimum wage has more money than I do. I hate money.

Like Pappy, Like Turd

Two YUGE cocƙsucƙing losers.

The Cock Gobbler

Seriously, I've lost count of how many pictures I see of this cocƙsucƙer with his dick licker hanging open.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Whenever I think of what a loser Donald Trump is I have to remind myself he has a faggot turd named after himself who's an even bigger loser than his pappy.

The Truth

On a Friday night, I'm sitting in my living room, playing Animal Crossing stone cold sober, alone.

File that under, "Things you lying shitheads never accused me of doing."

This Cocƙsucƙer

Covering them pearly whites with his lips like a good old boi.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Kristi. I'd call you a ghoul but I don’t want to insult ghouls.

American Stupidity

Way to go, Murica. It only took y'all a goddamn decade of nonstop coverage of this retarded shithead to start getting a whiff of a hint that he's a destructive cocƙsucƙer who is ruining the country rather than rebuilding it.

The Cock Gobbler

That is one yucky neckgina.

The Cock Gobbler Jr.

Standing in front of a big, black phallic object with his mouth agape just like his faggot pappy.

The Cock Gobbler

He must have gotten the memo that God thinks his hair looks like flaming shit.

The Cock Gobbler

That cocƙsucƙer's shitty combover makes me hate his stupid faggot guts so much more.

The Cock Gobbler

Open mouth. Insert big black cock.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Shut your goddamn dick licker or Bubba will shove something in it, Benny boi.

The Cock Gobbler

Goddamn, Donny. You are one gross & ugly, stupid looking cocƙsucƙer.

The Cock Gobbler

Crappy Thanksgiving, MAGAts.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I didn’t think it was possible for old Rafael, the worthless parasite, to look any shittier than he already does, but here we are.

Sleepy Don

How dare you cretins at the Jew York Times criticize the Petulant Pooper about his nap time! Only Donny boi gets to do that to Joe Biden!

Queer Eye For The Nation Guy

Donny, you weren't elected National Redecorater for your faggy, awful fashion sense. You were elected, supposedly, to lower the cost of living for everyone in America,  you stupid, worthless, sack of shit.

False Flag

The cocƙsucƙer is conveniently thousands of miles away from danger when this happens and it gives the oligarch media something to beat the American public over with over an extended weekend?

That dishonest sack of shit faked his own assassination attempt. He'd have no problem sacrificing a couple of weekend warriors to distract everyone from the shit job he's doing as poutus.

Bullshit

Americans are stupid, bigoted, sacks of shit who loved being lied to on a daily basis; as was proven by swing voters electing this dishonest, cheating, cocƙsucƙer twice.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

Mess with her mind worse than she did to me. Thank you.

The Cock Gobbler

I don’t know who that stupid cocƙsucƙer thinks he's fooling with that atrocious combover, because it sure as shit ain't me.

A Total Failure

Donald Trump will go down (pun intended) in history as the most disappointing cocƙsucƙer to ever exist. He underperforms more than his crappy "businesses."

Two Grifting Shitheads

The fact that one of these idiots is the head of the FBI and the other is president is such a goddamn unfunny joke that I don't even know where to start.

The Cock Gobbler

I'm not talking about the literal turkey in the picture. I'm talking about that foul piece of shit who's mouth is always open & ready for something phallic to slide down his neckgina Deep Throat style.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Laura. You are one atrocious looking sack of shit.

MAGA

This Cocƙsucƙer

Maybe reality should punch you in your faggot face, Scott.

Sedition And Treason

What was that shit you were spewing a few months ago, Twitler...?

Choke on a bag of dicks, Donny. Then drop dead.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I didn’t think it was possible for someone to out pathetic the copper faced cocƙsucƙer then Elon's fragile ego stepped up to the plate.

The Truth

I couldn’t name 5 Kanye West songs from the top of my head if I tried, and I just did. That's how unimportant that narcissistic nigger is in the Illuminati hierarchy.

Eat Shit, MAGA

The day that cocƙsucƙer is held accountable for his numerous crimes is the day you pieces of shit can target democrats for theirs.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I have never wanted to beat someone to death as much as I do to this cocƙsucƙer. That's saying something because I'd like to kill 99.99% of humanity (maybe a little less than that depending on certain women). The point is, I hate that dishonest smarmy cocƙsucƙer more than anyone.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Clay Higgins looks like a faggier version of Right Said Fred.

Donny The Retarded Swhine

The Truth

Femininity doesn't need masculinity, but I'm glad they'll make an exception for me.

To: MAGAts

You faggot sacks of shit won't think you're so tough when your cocƙsucƙing messiah dies and leaves you alone to defend yourselves from everyone you've pissed off.

One Sowwee Cocƙsucƙer

And to think that look is a small improvement...

I Hate Men

They aren’t your women, cocƙsucƙer.

To: Donald John Trump

Trying to delay the inevitable isn’t going to save your cocƙsucƙing, faggot ass from the torment that's headed your way. It's only going to make it that much worse, you stupid sack of rancid pig shit.

Donald Drumpf The Dickless

A more pathetic cocƙsucƙer does not exist.

Andrew Tate Is A Cocƙsucƙing Faggot

You, and your faggot assed brother, are gonna be so much goddamn fun to rape & torture after my ascension.