To: MAGAt "Men"

What is it about that cocƙsucƙing criminal that gets y'alls manginas tingling & moist?

Is it the way he combs over his shitty looking hair?

Is it the fake tan make-up to hide what a sickly piece of shit he looks like?

Is it how he hunches & slumps his shoulders while he shuffles along?

Is it his retard eyes and tiny hands?

Maybe it's the girdle & high heel shoes. Is that it?

Is it the extra long tie that hangs over his fat gut?

Is it what a yuge projecting hypocrite he is?

Is it because he lies all the goddamn time like y'all?

Maybe it's how he fakes being spiritual that tickles your buttholes?

Or is it that he's an abusive woman hater & unapologetic racist? (That's where I'm placing my bet)

Is it how he whines & cries about how unfair life is to him all the time?

Maybe it's what a despicable piece of shit he is?

Or is it the fact that he's a closeted homosexual like the rest of you faggots? (That's where I'm placing my other bet)

Is it because he's a chicken shit coward who likes to pretend he's a super macho tough guy like y'all love to do too?

Maybe it's his slack jaw that's always hanging open just waiting for a cock to find its way inside. (I know how much you MAGAts love sucking dick)

Is it because he's illiterate like the rest of you stupid cocƙsucƙers?

Maybe its how he lies all the time & gaslights everyone. You stupid pieces of shit love to have your intelligence insulted in a passive aggressive & indirect way. It makes y'all feel like big, gross, hairy faggots. You know, like "men."

Oh, I've got it! It's how he fleeces & steals from you stupid pieces of shit without any remorse, isn't it?

Or maybe it's all his shitty products? I know how much y'all love touching your manginas thinking about Captain Murica manhandling ya like the bitch bois y'all are.

Or maybe it's all of his failed businesses & shell companies. Fraudsters gotta fraud, amirite?

There's so many options to choose from that it's difficult to settle on one. There's more I could list but I'm getting bored. I guess it's all of these shitty reasons why you cocƙsucƙing faggots love him with your weak, cowardly, backstabbing, hate filled hearts.