He was quiet for a moment, then shook his head, smirking. "Nah," he said, and looked into her eyes. "I'd miss the moonlight."
I manifest in my chosen immortal form beside Drifter & Eris Morn. I wrap my divine fist around his thieving hand and remove it from her arm. The cowardly, two-faced snake shits himself in fear as his eyes lock with mine. Eris Morn whimpers to herself with fright.
“Here's your reminder not to piss me off, Todd.”
I crush the Drifter/Todd Haberkorn’s hand like it was ground beef within my grip. He lets out an agonizing squeel before falling to the ground. I turn my glare to the imposter that masqueraded as my daughter. Eris Morn snivels with fear seeing my righteous fury. I snap my fingers, binding Morla Gorrondona to Eris Morn.
“You wanted vengeance? So do I. Buckle up, Morla. Your existence playing Eris Morn is about to get a lot worse.”
I backhand the Illuminati actress across her face, shattering her cheekbone & one of her orbitals in the process. She plummets to the floor then cries out in pain, grasping at her broken face.
“Don’t worry, bitch. Neither of you are gonna be alone. I’m always near; now & forever.”
I snap my fingers again. The room that the Drifter & Eris Morn were in dissipates. Joe Blackburn and the rest of the Bungie, Inc. staff materialize around us. A collective wave of fright washes over my enemies upon seeing my immortal form. My pure & utter hatred for them permeates the area.
“You Illuminati shit bags are going to suffer unspeakable pain for what you've done to me.”
I unbutton my pants & reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus to them.
“It’s high time that I start hate fucking each & every one of you.”
Screams of terror can be heard from the despicable lot. I sneer at the Drifter.
“How about I start with your chicken shit, faggot ass?”
Todd Haberkorn screams loudest of them all. I mount the bearded faggot and punch him in his stupid looking face until his skull is pulp. Drifter’s legs kick & spasm with uncontrolled violence. I glower with righteous indignation at Joe Blackburn and the Bungie writing staff.
“How’s this for lore? You disrespectful pieces of shit.”
I rip Drifter’s pants off his body with ease then snap my fingers. Drifter’s head reforms. His screaming intensifies upon witnessing a modicum of my true power. I flip the coward on his belly & snap my fingers again. A holographic screen appears in front of the Drifter’s face showing his exposed hind quarters.
"I'm gonna make you watch yourself get raped, faggot."
I shove my chainsaw cock into his disgusting anus. Chunks of flesh & blood splatter everywhere as I carve a path deeper into his body. The Drifter’s screams of horror, shock & disbelief at the reality he is now experiencing are music to my ears. Within moments I’ve raped the Drifter into a puddle of blood & pulp.
Blackburn and the writing staff watch in a catatonic state as I violate one of their own. I reach out with one of my hands & pull Blackburn into my monstrous grip with telekinetic force. I choke the despicable queer with ease. Bungie’s writing staff begin to scream with panic at the reality they’re now facing.
“You pieces of shit think it’s amusing to mess with other people’s lives? Let’s see how much fun yall think it is when I start messing with yours.”
Blackburn’s face is now purple. His eyes are bloodshot red & bulging out of their sockets. I slam him to the ground and spit in his face.
“Like seeing me now, faggot?”
Blackburn cries with fright & shakes his head “no” at me. I kick the game director in his stomach and send him flying over to his Bungie comrades. I turn my attention to Eris Morn.
“Your turn, bitch.”
“No!” Gorrondona screams with terror.
I kick her under her chin; severing her tongue, breaking her jaw & shattering her teeth in the process. Blood gushes from her mouth. Whimpering moans of agony are all she can muster. I rev my chainsaw cock at her then rip her clothing off. Eris Morn sobs at her new fate.
“It only gets worse from here, interloper. Where you’re going, I’m as good as it gets. How's that for Aiat?”
I slam my chainsaw phallus into Eris Morn. She puts up zero resistance towards her deserved punishment. The staff at Bungie watch, frozen in terror, as their reality shifts closer to mine. I flash a sinister & psychotic smile at them.
“You are all going to pay for your crimes & misdeeds. I guarantee that. I haven't forgotten about what you pieces of shit have done to me.
Think this is bad? I haven’t even begun. Just wait until I’m in full presence after I die. Things are about to get a lot more terrifying."
Lucifer Aren Caeleste materialized in his immortal form next to the Doom Slayer’s festering corpse.
“Alright, tough guy. It’s high time that I fuck that bitch boi butt of yours to shreds.”
Terror surged throughout the Doom Slayer's mind.
What?! Why?! What did I do?!
“You know goddamn well why, you disrespectful faggot. Every time I see a pornographic image of you with one of my wives, clanmates or me I’m going to rape you.”
Lucifer snapped his fingers. Flynn “Fly” Taggart’s body reanimated once again. The Lightbringer sniffed the air then cracked his neck.
“There we go. I’ve made certain that your nervous system is hyper sensitive so this is gonna be excruciatingly painful, you faggot piece of shit.”
The Slayer tried running away but couldn’t. His feet were bound to the ground. The King of Hell laughed with wicked delight.
“You aren’t going anywhere, Faggart. It’s time that you got your divine comeuppance.”
Lucifer unzipped his tactical legwear revealing a rumbling chainsaw phallus in the shape of an Elven Star. The Slayer screamed with terror upon sight.
“You said it yourself, fag. ‘Rip and tear.’ Well, get ready to get ripped & torn by this.”
The Lightbringer walked towards the space marine & punched him forcefully in the gut. The Slayer clutched his stomach & gasped for air then wailed in pain. Lucifer’s chainsaw cock revved with excitement as walked behind the Slayer. Caeleste grabbed the space marine's arms & snapped them like toothpicks at the elbow. Taggart's screams of agony intensified. Lucifer slapped Doomguy on his ass then gripped him tight.
“Let’s take a look at that shit hole you’ve got, bitch.”
The Slayer's screams of horror grew in pitch. The Lightbringer spread Doomguy’s butt cheeks apart then snorted & spit a corrosive loogie onto the psychopath’s disgusting anal cavity. Caeleste’s spit burned through the Slayer’s body with ease. Taggart screamed even louder. The King of Hell punched Doomguy in the back of his head, concussing him from the force.
“Shut up, bitch. I'm gonna fuck you with my monster cock & you’re gonna thank me for it.”
Lucifer slammed his chainsaw cock into the Doom Slayer’s anus. Taggart screamed in agony & terror. The Lightbringer thrust himself deeply into the mass murderer.
“Don’t worry, Faggart. We don’t need lube. That’s what your blood is for.”
Lucifer’s chainsaw blades churned their way up to Doomguy’s heart & lungs. Blood gushed out of the space marine’s mouth in a thick froth. Taggart’s eyes bulged from his skull, then burst from the pressure inside his body. Caeleste wrapped his gigantic fist around the Slayer’s neck & throat, crushing his windpipe.
“How ‘bout I heat things up a bit?”
Lucifer’s radiance surged throughout the space marine’s body, searing his internal organs. Taggart tried to scream but couldn’t.
“This is what eternity has in store for you, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”
The Doom Slayer’s mind began to break from his punishment.
“That’s right, bitch. I’m gonna break your mind every time I rape you. Welcome to eternity in Hell with me.”
Lucifer's chainsaw cock burst out of the Doom Slayer’s stomach. Taggart’s body dropped under its own weight. A puddle of blood & pulp was all that remained of the space marine.
“That’s one.”
Lucifer snapped his fingers. The Slayer’s body reformed but continued to feel the pain inflicted upon him. The space marine screamed like a terrified child. The King of Hell flashed a sinister smile.
“I’m going to let my lower self get some rest now, but not to worry. My immortal form is gonna stay with you for a while. I have no problems continuing this process over & over again until I start getting the results that I want. Buckle up, faggot. You are in for a world of hurt.”
Lucifer pinned Doomguy to the ground then slammed his chainsaw cock, once again, into his harasser’s body.
“Your wish came true, Faggart. Now stick that ass up. Doomguy is finally getting fucked by Lucifer.”
