This Cocƙsucƙer

What a stupid looking sack of shit he is.

The Truth

I feel better when I correct a mistake that I've made. I look forward to correcting the mistake I made trusting you goddamn reprobates during my mortal lifetime.

Correcting The Record

I said in my book that I am all that is man. That isn’t true. I was wrong. I stole that line from the movie Super Troopers. There are numerous things that I cannot (or won't) do that other men will, like being a misogynistic faggot piece of shit.

These Cocƙsucƙers

If I were to imagine what Donny finger fucking Kenny's shit hole looks like (without actually seeing that disturbing visual) it would look a lot like this.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Lara. I've seen Thanksgiving turkeys that have been carved up better than that fugly face of yours.

Question And Answer

Answer: Because he's a butthurt cocƙsucƙer. Next question.

Christianity Sucks

The only thing that you can rely on from Christians is that they're unreliable reprobates. It's a good thing that I'm around and am man enough to do the dirty work myself. I have just the place to punish that despicable sack of shit.

I Hate Right Wing Politicians

For real. I hate right-wing people so goddamn much. You pieces of shit lie, cheat and steal all the goddamn time from everyone; then y'all are the loudest crybabies when you lose.

Maybe if your policies weren't absolute shit more people would support your platforms. Did you idiots ever think about that? No, of course not because that would mean that y'all weren't being worthless parasites.

The Truth

Donald Trump is grosser than "Two Girls. One Cup."

I Hate MAGAts

Bitch, you are way too old and crusty to go outside looking like that. MAGAts are seriously delusional. For real.