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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

A Malignant Curse Upon Lisa Ann Murkowski

You're going to pay for your crimes, you treasonous cowardly cunt.

A Death Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

Tick tock, cocƙsucƙer. Your time is almost up. The afterlife shall not be kind to you, Donny boi.

An Arrest Warrant On All Human Beings

All humans (living or dead, fictional or real) are hearby under arrest by Divine Decree. Nonhuman entities may use extreme (lethal if necessary) force when detaining targets. Human souls shall be processed by divine law enforcement agents and imprisoned in solitary confinement awaiting further judgment from me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

A Malignant Curse Upon Donald Drumpf's Hair

Have at it evil spirits. The worse it looks the better.

The Cock Gobbler

I hate this cocƙsucƙer's pig asshole mouth so goddamn much.

Donald Trump Is A Cuck

If I were POTUS I'd shove a bomb down that disrespectful kike's throat.

"Time Blindness"

In other news, I'm afflicted with a severe case of bullshit intolerance.

A Malignant Curse Upon Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez

You two pieces of shit are going to hate where you're going in the afterlife. That's a guaran-goddamn-tee from me.

A Righteous And Malignant Curse Upon My Mother's Home

Anyone who I do not approve of on my mother’s property shall be stalked, haunted & plagued by malicious entities of the most wicked variety for all eternity. This curse is retroactive. Consider yourselves warned.

Steven Miller Is A Lying Kike

You are gonna be so much fun to torture in the afterlife, chosenite.