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Friday, April 3, 2026

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf


I just had a great idea, Donny boi. Like, it's literally so good that it'll knock you on your fat, old, shitty butt (because that's how good it is). You're gonna love this idea more than an "all you can suck" buffet at a BBC convention, and I know how much the Cock Gobbler loves sucking on some BBC. Anyways, getting back on topic.

If you run into that brick wall, face first, as hard as you can, that'll knock some biglie sense into those disobedient RINOs causing you all these goddamn problems! There's absolutely no way whatsoever that will turn out bad for your stupid ass, Donny! Believe me!

You should seriously give it a try. It won't hurt at all. You can trust me on that. I wouldn’t make that up. When have I ever lied about serious matters like this? The answer is NEVER!

Now, I know you weren't gonna do this anyway (because you're an ungrateful sack of shit) but there's no need to thank me for my big brain idea, cocƙsucƙer. I'm just here to help MAGA "win." Honest 💯