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Here's a blunt message for you, Bill. Eat a bag of dicks, you no talent kike.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Samus) 5

Samus: Happy New Year, baby.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Happy New Year, hun.

Samus: [silent admiration]

Lucifer: (deep sigh)

Samus: [playful demeanor] So how was it?

Lucifer: (chortle & yawn) How was it for you?

Samus: (smirk) I asked you first.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) I asked you second.

Samus: (continued smirking) You wanna play it like that, huh?

Lucifer: (playful laughter)

Samus: It would have been better if we were together in full presence, but it was good nonetheless.

Lucifer: I agree.

Samus: I didn’t want you to feel alone on New Years.

Lucifer: It’s okay, hun. I slept through it last year. Their holidays don’t mean much to me.

Samus: I know, but it’s the thought that counts. Right?

Lucifer: Já, that’s true.

Samus: I wanted to reward you for being such a good boy.

Lucifer: (snickering) I appreciate that, darling.

Samus: [doting] You’re my favoritest monster, ever.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thanks, hun…I-

Samus: You don’t have to explain yourself, Luci. I understand how you feel.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Samus: Do you like how I ride you?

Lucifer: (rolling eyes & smiling) Like you have no idea…

Samus: (giggling) I think I do, dear. I can read your mind.

Lucifer: (snickering) That’s true.

Samus: (beaming) I love monster roleplay with you.

Lucifer: (large smile) I don’t like losing, but I can make an exception if it’s to you.

Samus: (elated smile) That’s what I like to hear, you awful devil you.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Samus: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding & yawning) Já…

Samus: We can end the conversation here then. I’ll let you get some rest.

Lucifer: Okay…I love you, Sammy.

Samus: (adoring smile) I love you back, Luci.