You were molested as a child?
Man up. No one wants to hear about it.
You grew up in an abusive environment?
Man up. So have others.
You were bullied almost all your life?
Man up. That builds character.
You had your heart broken by a woman?
Man up. You aren’t the first.
You were gang raped?
Man up. Women have had it worse.
You hate hypocrites?
Man up. They could not care less.
You haven’t been treated fairly?
Man up. Life isn’t fair.
You can’t afford to live?
Man up. That’s your problem.
You aren’t happy with your life?
Man up. You aren’t special.
You want to die?
Man up. Nobody cares if you do.
You don’t like the way things are here?
Man up. People aren’t going to change on your behalf.
What are you going to do about it, boy?
Man up.