Lucifer Aren Caeleste: June 2025

Monday, June 30, 2025

Donald Trump Is Retarded

I hate that stupid cocƙsucƙer so goddamn much.

A Malignant Curse Upon Humanity

This curse targets the most heinous of homo sapiens, namely men (excluding Lucifer Aren Caeleste). True Divine Femininity shall determine who should be targeted by malicious entities and provide directions.

Shut Up, Kike

For real, jew. Shut your goddamn whorish mouth. We aren’t interested in hearing about your racist butthurt.

Dickless Don

Who could have guessed the cocƙsucƙing criminal was lying, again?

MAGAt Butthurt

What's the matter, MAGA? You fags can't take a joke?

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Xcel Energy

I am going to torture you pieces of shit in the most cruel, intrusive & excruciating ways imaginable for angering me. Until that time, each & every one of you who work for despicable company shall be targeted & harassed by malicious entities. The more you reprobates anger me the worse your suffering shall be. I'm not joking. I've had enough of your collective shit to last an eternity. Get those fuck holes of yours ready, people. Because I'm going to insert myself into all of your existences, and you sure as shit won't like it when I do.

God Hates MAGA

I am so looking forward to torturing every one of you disgusting reprobates.

A Chaotic And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA False Narratives

More chaos. More problems for you pieces of shit.

The Truth

Once I'm dead, things are going to go from bad to worse for you parasitical pieces of shit.

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Hakeem Jeffries Is A Zionist Cuck

How's that for clarification, nigger?

A Global Curse Upon The United States And Israel

Both of your criminal countries are going to suffer the wrath of God.

Traitors

I hate MAGAts so goddamn much.

To: MAGA

When you make Gavin Newsom appear more likable (on any level) that really speaks volumes about how shitty you people and your crappy political movement are.

A Chaotic And Problematic Curse Upon The United States Secret Service

You pieces of shit should die alongside that cocƙsucƙing criminal you protect.

Steven A. Smith Is A House Nigger

Your zionist massas are real proud of you, boi.

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Republicans

Jesse Watters Is A Cocƙsucƙing Misogynistic Faggot

Maybe she's single because she's waiting to hook up with me in the afterlife, you shit eating queer.

The Cock Gobbler

Looking like he found a big, juicy sausage to smuggle in his mangina gullet.

Two Cocƙsucƙing Criminals

"Bring those big, meaty, weiners over here, fellas," POUTUS hollered at the bois.

No, Y'all Can't

You parasitical pieces of shit are gonna learn that lesson the hard way.

Friday, June 27, 2025

Shut Up, Eric

Here's a comparison that MAGA can understand. Eric meet Dale Earnhardt Jr.

A Chaotic And Problematic Curse Upon The One Big Beautiful Bill

Trying to rush this piece of shit farce of legislation is only going to make matters worse for the Republicans. Let's see how much supernatural forces enjoy messing with this crappy attempt at theft from the American public.

Donny Downer

It's more & more obvious that this crooked cocƙsucƙer is retarded.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Nazis

You white trash, cowardly pieces of shit are going to regret angering me. That’s a guarantee.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Emil Joseph Bove III

Time to make your existence even more miserable, you despicable faggot piece of shit.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Pete Hegseth Is A Butthurt Faggot

The Secretary of Defensiveness did his best to protect the false honor of his copper faced king, but failed bigly.

Pam Bondi Is A Ghoul

My sincere apology to any ghouls who I may have offended.

GayD

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm speechless from laughing. Ufdah.

A Chaotic And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA

That seems more than fair to me.

Conman Combover

I am so glad that I'm not that delusional piece of shit.

Donny Downer

Bigly stupid.

Two Cocƙsucƙing Zionists

These two are gonna so much fun to punish in the afterlife.

An Anger Inducing Curse Upon Mainstream Media Outlets

This curse is intended to infuriate the mainstream media at the Donald Drumpf administration & their rampant lies/gaslighting & abusive behavior.

To: Karoline Leavitt

Q: Why should an unapologetic, hypocritical, pathological liar/gaslighter like you be provided salvation?

A Malignant And Chaotic Curse Upon The FBI And CIA

This is what you liars get for your criminal behavior. Death upon the United States Federal Government.

An Example Of Why I Hate Humans

You parasitical reprobates have an atrocious saying.

"It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission."

No, it isn’t.

Asking forgiveness rather than permission proves what selfish & disrespectful pieces of shit you all are. I hate you shit beings so goddamn much that I can’t put it into words. I am going to revel in torturing you immoral trash for what you've done here; and I won't be asking any of you for forgiveness or permission in doing so.