The Art Of The Deal

Anyone who wants to torture Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un & Donald Drumpf in the afterlife shall have an opportunity before I punish individuals for their crimes.

Why would I make an offer like this?

Because I hate those authoritarian faggots as much as I hate Jesus, and I want them to suffer for the all pain that they've caused throughout the world.

Any thought/attempt to resist me or my side shall cancel this offer. Do not test my generosity.